Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You’ve asked me to accept — because dictionaries and grammar should be descriptive, not prescriptive — that “literally” can mean “figuratively.” I’m not over it. And now “on accident” is acceptable? And “20$”? (I am perfectly fine with the singular “they,” however.) 110
Reposted by Michael FiorelloUnite Against Book Bans @uabookbans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Banned Books Week starts today! This year’s theme is: #LetBooksBe What do you think books should be? Share your answer in the comments: ✨ Let Books Be Free 🎉 Let Books Be Fun 🌎 Let Books Be Diverse 💡 Let Books Be Thought-Provoking ❤️ Let Books Be Themselves 992123839
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Eurythmics warned me not to mess with this one. 020
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s all kayfabe, it’s all working the refs They don’t believe their line and neither do their fans—it’s just my team vs. your team and who scores. 010
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What a stunning work this is. (Don’t skip the acknowledgments!) It fascinates me how modern audiences (myself included) consume historical racial trauma when it’s suffused with the supernatural (see Sinners, the works of Tananarive Due) — in ways I hope are deeper than mere entertainment. #booksky 010
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I hope they will have the decency to clear my name with the same publicity with which they now have besmirched it,” 020
Reposted by Michael FiorelloChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.” 840197386221
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What Hegseth Is Hiding www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/o...nytimes.comOpinion | What Hegseth Is Hiding (Gift Article)Soldiers want to tell their stories, and we need to hear them. 001
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Am I supposed to be reminded of high fantasy while immersed in hard science fiction? #booksky 010
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We are all Charlie Gordon. Reread something from childhood or adolescence. Like Charlie on his post-surgery Rorschach, you’ll insist that this couldn’t possibly be the same text you encountered before maturity and loss of innocence! At least, that’s how I remember “Flowers for Algernon”…. #booksky 020
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ask pharma about its cures for chronic conditions…. 000
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mother and son discuss this painting in the most recent episode of #DarkMatter 110
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s interesting how deep branding gets into your psyche. The other day I wondered why my eight-year-old niece was interested in Pulp Fiction. Turns out there was only a surface similarity of shapes and colors. 011
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Isn’t it time for the parents to show up and spank this brat? 000
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In or near Stratford, Connecticut? Consider these two ways to support kids’ literacy! #booksky 050
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026QUOTATION CHALLENGE One per day, chosen at random from a numbered collection #booksky 072
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026At first I thought this was good news — a sex offender was discovered and he was kicked off a committee or panel — and then I realized, Of course not. 000
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 12/09/2026QUOTATION CHALLENGE One per day, chosen at random from a numbered collection #booksky 020
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026QUOTATION CHALLENGE One per day, chosen at random from a numbered collection #booksky 030
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I encountered this bit of chiasmus two times in less than a week: IT’S BETTER TO HAVE IT AND NOT NEED THAN TO NEED IT AND NOT HAVE IT. Rhetorically nifty…but used in reference to a Glock and an OxyContin script. Thoughts? 000
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026QUOTATION CHALLENGE One per day, chosen at random from a numbered collection #booksky 030
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I feel as if each partial book title is an Easter egg. 100
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 09/09/2026To be fair, have you been to an Eva Hesse exhibit? 000
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 09/09/2026QUOTATION CHALLENGE One per day, chosen at random from a numbered collection #booksky 000
Michael Fiorello @mjfiorello.bsky.social · 08/09/2026and treatment of indigenous peoples in US and eugenics movement 000