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@mjbuzzz.bsky.social
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🪴 collector of plants and pets 🌈 queer, acespec ♀️ they/she/any #UglyDogs

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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Spoopy friend on my spoopy seasonal decor!!
A tiny brown jumping spider perches on the side of a small amber votive holding a golden beeswax candle.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please enjoy this video my mom just sent me of Rye (who's staying with my parents for a bit while I'm traveling) complaining that the humans are not respecting her 8pm bedtime.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is my lorge boi, Dune, who is 20 lbs. Dune refuses to use the normal-sized automatic litterbox I bought, that his 11 lb sister likes just fine. Today he has escalated his protest and has pooped repeatedly all over the house. My carpet cleaner is broken.
A very large, very fluffy long haired cream tabby cat is sprawled out in the middle of the floor on his back, his tail and back legs stretched out to their full length. All together he is probably at least 2 feet long from nose to peets.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please send a big awooo up for Jake, my family's sweet 13 year old golden retriever, whom we lost very suddenly today when his heart just couldn't keep up with him any more. We are heartbroken. 💔
A sweet golden retriever named Jake lying in the grass with 4 different squeaky toys between his outstretched paws. He is panting happily and grinning.The same golden retriever licking an ice cream cone being held by one of his humans. The ice cream has milkbone treats sticking out of it, and Jake has ice cream all over his snoot.The same golden retriever rolling gleefully on his back in the grass, all for paws up in the air. A pink frisbee is sticking out from underneath him.Sweet Jake, an elderly golden retriever, sleeping peacefully on the kitchen floor. A rainbow from a prism hanging in a window nearby reflects off his cheek.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rye: Oh, so YOU'RE allowed to toot in bed but I'M NOT???
My cattle dog mix, Rye, lying belly up on an orange quilt, giving me a judgemental look.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
While I was in Chicago, I got to spend time hanging with my donor, his husband, and their SONS 😻😻
MJ is beaming in the center of the photograph, their arms around two humans whose faces are covered with giant Smiling Face with Hearts emojis. These two humans are each holding an adorable cat. One is a small, scruffy white cat with tabby markings on his head. The other is an enormous gray-brown tabby.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rocking the bump at a wedding last weekend!
MJ smiling wide at the camera while rocing a seafoam green linen suit, black shirt, silver snake bolo tie, and black suspenders. Their hands are on their belly, emphasizing that Tiny Human is also a guest at this wedding. MJ is standing in the middle of a beautiful conservatory full of tropical plants in shades of green, purple, orange, and more.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just a few things I've been growing this summer...
A black and white ultrasound image of a 10-week-old fetus surrounded by pink, yellow, and white flowers of varying sizes and species.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Chicago 😭 I missed you. What a dame. A real broad.
Chicago skyline as seen from the north from a plane beginning its descent into O'Hare. The sky is a hazy mix of muted blues and soft pinks. You can see a thin line of sandy beaches along the lakeshore.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Working my way from the outside in I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My BIL's sweet Mia passed away earlier this year, but he and my sister still go to local sheltie club gatherings. Here's a pic they sent me of a picnic this weekend where they meet tiny little Delphine!
A tiny blue merle sheltie named Delphine stands in a green park with other shelties of various colors.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can anyone recommend a pill organizer with at least two compartments per day whose labels won't wear off within 6 months?
A daily pill organizer with AM and PM compartments. The labels are nearly worn off and barely readable.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
God bless Philadelphia, land that I love
A sidewalk square that's lighter than its neighbors, more recently poured. While it was wet, someone made multiple markings including, "FUCK ICE GO BIRDS."
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Earrings to go with this extremely rad bracelet I got from y'all? Shown here with the minty-seafoamy linen suit I'll be wearing both the bracelet and hypothetical earrings with as a wedding guest in a few weeks. (I also can't remember what the stones in the bracelet are! Do you?)
My wrist with a pretty sterling silver bracelet with blue and green stones and a super cool clasp in natural lighting. You can see the rolled cuff of a minty/seafoamy green linen suit
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Rye says thank you, Sass!
A very proud, beautiful tricolor cattle dog mix cheesing for the camera. You can see her lil teefs!
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Good morning, Pisco 💜✨
A tricolor cattle dog mix wiggles on her back on a bed with an orange blanket. She is belly up, paws in the air, biting at the blanket while twisting at the waist.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't know how @muppybean.bsky.social takes pics while simultaneously feeding Syvie. It is so hard. HAPPY GOTCHA DAY RYE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH #UglyDogs
Rye waits politely for an incoming piece of tamago (rolled omelette)Rye chomps a piece of tamago (rolled omelette) held by a pair of chopsticksRye licks her lips while staring at a piece of salmon sushiThe salmon sushi has vanished. Where did it go????
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Here she is the day I brought her home. She had just arrived at the shelter and was only 13 weeks old. Until she finished her vaccine series, I carried her around Brooklyn under my arm like a very wiggly football.
Rye as a tiny puppy with giant satellite dish ears. Her NYC registration tag looks comically large on her collar.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS
Another photo of Rye, this time in better lighting and showing hey profile. She's panting lightly and showing off her purple collar. You can see her cute tricolor eyebrow and cheek dimple markings.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's Rye's Gotcha Day! Here she is in her favorite spot by the front door, waiting for her adoring fans to arrive. Where are they??? #UglyDogs, stay tuned for #SushiTuesday
A tricolor cattle dog mix sits looking out  the front doorway onto a sidewalk, her ears alert in anticipation. Her tail is just a blur because she's wagging it enthusiastically.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
does this count
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I haven't even tried this electrolyte powder yet, but Skratch Labs is my new favorite brand based solely on this sticker they included with my first order. #UglyDogs
My hand holding a palm-sized sticker featuring a three puppies—a pitty mix, a corgi, and possibly a Bernese Mountain Dog—wearing wrist warmers and other workout gear. The corgi has a fanny pack for crying out loud.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wearing this seafoam linen suit to a wedding at the end of August. (It looks greener in person than in this photo!) @peculiarityshop.bsky.social I need some help finding some not-overly-femme statement earrings and/or ring(s) to go with
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ok y'all I expect this to be polarizing. Basic pizza crust; rhubarb and wild strawberry chutney; soft-ripened goat cheese; and sugar snap peas. Sesame seeds on the outer crust, which I do with all my pizzas.
Photo of a rectangular pizza on a quarter sheet pan, fresh out of the oven. The goat cheese is melty and liquidized but the pieces of rind have caramelized. The sugar snap peas, cut on the bias into thin strips, are bright green.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dune's preferred summer afternoon nap spot.
A very large, very fluffy long-haired cat the color of a gently toasted marshmallow is sleeping on his back in the middle of a living room floor. Whisps of hair undulate gently in the breeze of the air conditioner. His two front paws are tucked under his chin as he snoozes, and his tail is stretched out straight out between his fluffy back legs.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I moved one of my bird feeders to outside the front door, and the cats are obsessed. Copper keeps "stalking" the birds and then peeking up over the bottom of the storm door.
An orange cat with a white chest sits on her back haunches like a meercat looking out through a clear storm door, transfixed as she watches birds visit a bird feeder outside.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Construction has been a pain for those of us who regularly commute thru 30th Street, but damn if Philly doesn't have one of the most beautiful train stations. I'm glad others cared enough to invest in restoration and renovations.
A photo of 30th Street station in Philadelphia showing the recently restored decorative ceiling with large art-deco style lamps suspended on metal chains. A small sign in the middle of the concourse reads, "LOOK UP BRAND NEW CEILING"
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
And ears!
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Syvie, here are the first photos I took of Rye when she picked me out at the rescue 💜
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have two excellent nurses but they do tend to sleep on the job...
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
honestly is there a cuter plant
A spritely little wood sorrel plant with its yellow flowers closed tightly in the afternoon heat. The bright green leaves are made up of three distinctly heart-shaped segments. This wood sorrel is growing up inside of a clump of rudbeckia (Black-Eyed Susan) with long,  dark green serrated leaves.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Some blooms for you
A newly opened tickseed (coreopsis) flower, bright yellow a rich orange-yellow center and slender green leaves. There are dozens of buds about to open.Three tiny wild strawberry blossoms with bright white petals and sunny yellow centers. One blossom has dropped all but one petal and will hopefully soon grow into a tiny sweet strawberry.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Took myself out to dinner in the neighborhood. Now staring into the abyss (aka my fire pit). Snuggling the dog and cats. In bed by 9:30pm.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
There are two kinds of cattle dogs. 1) Lily 2) Rye
My cattle dog mix Rye has taken my spot in bed while I got up to the bathroom. Somehow she has tucked herself into a little nest in the covers, which encircle her entirely except for her head, which is resting on a pile of comforter.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Here's Mama with her babies. Mama was a neighborhood barn cat who managed to evade the local TNR volunteers and instead gave birth to four kittens in a conveniently empty cardboard box in my parents' garage in 2012.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My familiars, Copper and Dune, turn FOURTEEN TODAY! they're gonna live to be 52, thank you very much
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
When the campaign you've been working on since February launches today, you go with the BIG CUP of cold brew.
A selfie of a person with short curly hair wearing big black noise cancelling headphones and a rainbow partnered flannel shirt. Most of their face, except their smiling eyes, is blocked by a very large plastic cup of cold brew coffee.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
...aaaand there it is
An excerpt from the article linked in the quoted post. "The company records and stores text, video, and audio messages with clients and, as the company’s CEO recently told investors, has amassed “one of the largest mental health data banks in the world,” containing 140 million message exchanges. The end goal: training a soon-to-be-released AI therapy companion bot, according to reports the company released to investors. "
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
@muppybean.bsky.social 🦇 SUMDAY SUSHIES???? 🦇
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My family said goodbye to Zinc today 🧡 2012-2026
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A screenshot of the quoted NY Times article. "On March 30, Judge Millwood issued an order temporarily prohibiting all of Mr. Ross’s family members from selling or giving away any of his assets.

Two days later, on April 1, ICE agents came to the home on quiet Gann Drive and arrested Ms. Ross-Mahé, dressed only in her nightgown, robe and underwear, according to a neighbor’s account filed in court."
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
MOW YOUR LAWN, says the borough code enforcement official. MAKE ME, says the weird lady-shaped person who talks to the birds and bumblebees who hang out in their garden.
A small backyard plot surrounded by mulched beds and a short chainlink fence. The grass is long and falling over itself, studded with bright yellow dandelions and tiny wild violets. There is a blue bird bath on the far end of the yard, nestled among deadnettle and other weedy Spring flowers.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Flower report from my garden 😹
My pointer finger next to a teeny tiny seed sprout in a bed of light brown wood chips. These tiny seedlings will be perennial native flowers when they grow up
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I hate reposting these screenshots, but I believe strongly we all need to pay attention and take action today. I just called my Rep and am about to call my Senators. If you know me you know how much I am crawling out of my skin doing this but it must be done. @5calls.org is a great tool.
Post on Truth Social by President Donald J. Trump. "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where difference, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!"
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
help
Screenshot from my Google Pixel's weather app showing tree pollen is "Severe" this week at a 4/4.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
eating my gelati and humming a song I made up about the ice cream truck to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back"
A photo of my hand holding a gelati in a clear plastic cup with a napkin to protect my hand from the cold. Inside the cup are layers of mango water ice and vanilla soft serve custard. It looks delicious. In the background there is a sidewalk and a line of rowhomes. The sky is turning pale pink as the sun sets.
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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MJB @mjbuzzz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's and Free Palestine
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