Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 14hAlso, You're driving down the interstate in BF-Egypt Kansas. Keep right except to pass. 000
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026He sure looks powerful backed by his emotional support bodyguards. 000
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The fact that he's stupid also interferes with his ability to speak. 050
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yep, the Canucks lucked out. We're stuck with the bastard. I wish we could give him to Cancun. 110
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026She got legs She knows how to use them She never begs She knows how to choose them 010
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We just got the Paxton wife commercial on the 'Hawks/Chargers game. P.S. For the US Senators out there, that means the Seattle Seahawks. 0140
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Remember, before we had electronics, the people doing the math were called "computers." So he's going to fire all the computers. 010
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This gives new meaning to the old Continental Airlines motto: "We really move our tail for you." www.youtube.com/watch?v=725r...youtube.comWe Really Move Our Tail For You Continental Airlines 1978 TV Commercial HDYouTube video by FM1156 051
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One of the benefits of AI is to lower costs by eliminating jobs. Is there a better job to eliminate than the one that says no to your hair-brained scheme? 110
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026But, as everyone knows, the only reason anybody goes to Atlanta is to collude with Fani Willis. 020
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. Rush, 1980 040
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Bears have averaged 31 points per game so far this season. 010
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Or it could have been George Foreman (or any of his entire brood he named George.) 000
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That's the shit you drink after the real booze is gone and you're too drunk to tell the difference. 001
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just what you need while hunting, a thing that makes a lot of noise. 000
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oh, so he was riffing on some poor lady's boobs as a random creep and not as a high-level cabinet creep. I guess that's better. 000
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just bought a vanity from Lowes. Right on cue, I got a text from some unknown offering to come on by to give me quote on a remodel job. I responded with many bad words and then blocked him, but sheese. 040
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I think he'd make an excellent President Of Cancun. He should head down there and leave us alone. 000
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Speaking as a guy: I don’t want either of them anywhere near me either. 2470
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Except being a sanctimonious ass is where all the fun lies. 051
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I don't think they'll have any trouble finding somebody worse. Remember, Sean Spicer begat Sarah Huckabee Sanders. 010
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Clearly, they've never heard of the plague. History is filled with shitty times. Why do we have to repeat them? 0210
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bobby Riggs was a retired professional tennis player. He set the whole thing up as a publicity stunt. He didn't take off his warm-up jacket because it would be over quickly. So yes, he got smoked. Just like those chuds going up against Ms. Williams. 010
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Please don't show that picture of James Bond in his hot pants. 000
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026They are both ignorant assholes, so each of them will spend the rest of their days on this planet blaming the other one. I'm still rooting for a coronary. Now for both. 000
Miles @mjbarne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Oh God! Not the tan suit again! Please make it stop! P.S. Boy, he was sure looking good. 010
