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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Deffo worth the risk! Does it even matter if some randomer has your feet on file? 🤔😅

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I’ve been scammed a few times by that 😅. But was paid once outa like 50 times! 💪 (but 5 not 500 😅)

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I just spent far too long trying to find an electric dustpan and brush.

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I hope you are spooked or cuddled as your Halloween desires!

Averagely done cat pumpkin carving with candle

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Cold! And wet! 😂. But I should probably blame autumn for that as opposed to a whole north/south thing aha. 😂 consistency can be good! Even if it’s bad consistency haha. But yeh that sucks sorry. Especially have so much zipping around inside that you wanna do!

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Of course! Does get lost a little in the bookshelf though admittedly 😅. All okay thanks! Recently moved up north and just unpacking life again for a new start 🍁 How’s you?

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I still have your book mini on display FYI. 🥰

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

When I was 16 I would’ve tried to write a really deep metaphor about life and how when you achieve something great it all comes tumbling out… Instead, I’m gunna say that f*ing hate the moment when you’ve spent 20 mins pumping up an airbed and then let it all out when you try and shove the cork in.

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The Terry Pratchett Estate @terrypratchett.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Are you a UK or Ireland-based designer looking to get started in the industry? Penguin UK has launched its cover design awards and this year, the focus is fantasy – and one of the two titles is Terry Pratchett's Night Watch. More details: terrypratchett.com/news/calling...

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Calling all designers! Create your own version of a classic Discworld cover... | Terry Pratchett

Penguin UK has launched its annual cover design award contest where all UK and Ireland-based designers can submit their own designs for two classic Penguin titles. This year’s focus is fantasy and the...

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Smart! Thank you. And then maybe I’ll stop finding the shit attached to every surface in the flat 😂

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

BUT I spent like an hour on it cos took so many layers. So there’s no chance in hell I’m removing before Sunday.

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

In advance of London pride and due to a desire to procrastinate from work, I’ve done my nails with a weird multi colored confetti like varnish… And my god I hate it!! So bumpy. Randomly falling off. And stinks so bad my cats won’t even be in the same room as me!

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

It’s not ‘too’ often however! 😂

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Time for a weekend recharge! 💤😻

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

How do any Dungeon Masters manage to write any novels or anything while working on a campaign?? It’s endless! Currently having to research lots for a tomb raider sequence. And it’s very distracting having to play Lara Croft

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Kiki helping to wrap a present 🥰😂

A lovely long furred cat holding the ribbon that’s being tied round a box

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

And this is just plain stupid.

A ‘zero fragrance’ cleaner I am trying to use to get rid of cat shit on the carpet.

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I regret calling every pet I’ve watched on TikTok dragging their poopy arse across the carpet cute. … it is not cute. It is a horror show.

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Very on brand for you, if you don’t mind me saying 😂

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Just remember to ask for content warnings before you dive into a work, just in case you’re not ready to get so down and gritty with certain potential traumas on an Easter Sunday! 😂 Having said that. If I ever finish something this year, I’ll be sure to see if you’re free. ⭐️🖤

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Ah fab!! Hope you enjoy and get some bites 💪🫡. I’m sure you’ll 100% smash it

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

And yet, you’ve made more people laugh. (Deliberately)

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Cool!! I want to eat it. But, I fear it would crack a tooth.

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Happy Birthday! I hope you’re doing good 🥰. (And love is on the floor by my bed waiting for me)

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

DM me if ever need an emergency stash sent 🍫

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Yehhh. Well done for getting there though! And for continuing the journey. I look forward to seeing if this impacts any future books haha

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

😂 the rollercoaster! Is hard for sure! Bf also struggles to fully separate what’s natural him and his flow of desire, and what’s impacted by other stuff like mental health goings on or body shizzle etc. So makes the clean label of ‘I’m this’ a bit of a confusing mess. But. We are what we are! ❤️‍🔥🖤

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

👋 my bf identities as this (though is still finding his way with what it means for him and if fully fits). So on his behalf I welcome you to the dramatic rollercoaster club of flux.

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I’m currently using a hairdryer on a stone I painted white. And my cat is looking at me with a ferocity of judgement that’s making my skin prickle.

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

When football fans and nerds cross paths.

WhatsApp chat.

1: ‘Orient wow. What a goal.’

2: ‘Is this some Edward Said shit?’

1: ‘pardon’

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Been looking around too - bf needs a new job and applied to lots all over the place. It’s been a little bit depressing how bad a lot of the world is… but I’ve been liking the looks of Spain and Sweden

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Ish! Might be moving soon as bf is seeking a new job. And he’s applying to all over the world. So both excited and pre-emptively stressed 😂

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year of art, insights and great hair. X

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Should be!! Give players advantage on intimidation stuff if they’re a big burly beast. So should work this way too! Haha Either way. Great work. 🙌⭐️

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Surely it’s cheating to have a character so wholesomely adorable?? Essentially a nat20 for every persuasion roll 😂

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

This sucks sorry. Feel free to ever reach out if want! But I’m sure you’ve got it all covered :). And who knows?? Maybe you’ve now earned the greatest February recorded in human history.

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

😂 Though… is watching sterling play, actually watching Arsenal? Still don’t really believe it whenever I see him in the shirt! And nobody can say he’s playing for it. (No offense to the guy! Do like him. Just… not doing it atm!)

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

My DM house-rule is that if it’s gone 10 days since the last session, then I add +1 DC to the first check of the next session for each player for every additional day they haven’t organized the time for our next game. (And no, I haven’t told them this.)

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Makes sense! Thank you Rory. In 6 months when I gatecrash your next crisis to talk about asses instead I’ll share my progress haha. (And good luck)

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Ah okay! Maybe I need to be brave and sweaty and up my game from the slow flow vibe. Thank you!

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Mj He/Him @mjbaines.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

*it can help - therapy - not me. Soz. I have my own therapist 😂

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