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MizMarissa

@mizmarissa.bsky.social
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I teach people how to lift weights and cook food. Owned by a basset hound. Married to someone way better looking than I am. Shark diver. Blue dot, red state. Kind of a smartass.

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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
his own golden arches
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i like to think i pestered him to death
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Basset hounds are stubborn and smelly and sling their drool all over the place. This one likes to pretend he’s flying. Every car ride he does this, muttering ‘today could be the day…’
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
lookie these perfect hb eggs
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
what could be more dangerous than having 150000 UFC fans on the white house grounds? Will he be in a lil Pope-cube or something?
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"It would not have been possible for us to take power or to use it in the ways we have without the radio". - Goebbels Now, instead of ‘radio,’ Fox ‘News’?
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
when life gives you lemons, pucker up
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
just once i’d like someone to ask mrs sanchez bezos ‘what’s with the boobs?'
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I’m wondering how many MAGA supporters already have a passport? In my bright red lil bit of the world it’s amazing how many adults don’t have one, since they “don’t need” one, and how many more have NO idea how to get one.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
i know this is some real old-lady sh*t but I totally want to go back to PR
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
a little beauty in the middle of all the ugly out there my first #meyerlemon of the season
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
i’d like to add grazing tables to my “why? why?” list
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
the best Cincinnati Chili recipe I have found is on Serious Eats.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’m SO tired of charcuterie boards. If someone can make money assembling fancy meat’n’cheese trays, good on them, but essentially you’re competing with Kroger (or Publix, or whomever). they great for about 15 minutes. Less if it’s a family or church event. Yuck. that is all.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My prediction: Second Amendment rights will be suspended to “protect Federal agents.”
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MK Forever Blue @mkforeverblue.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Our government is being led by an illegitimate occupying force. This man & his minions are destroying us globally. This man & his owners are destroying us within. This man & his armed militia are killing us on the street. This man hates the Constitution. This man hates democracy. This man hates US!
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Asking for direction here - and serious answers. What can I, as a 68 year old woman, blue dot/bright red state, actually DO about what is going on in America, besides writing, calling and voting.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
NYT headline: Venezuela Accuses U.S. of Carrying Out attacks on Capital A Y F K M
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
My favorite part of “Is it Cake?” is the instant replays
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
hadn’t realized their competence was ever NOT in question
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
any bets on how long before 47 calls for investigation into the TN election bc he *just knows* it was a landslide and blah blah blah ...
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
so now he’s using ‘ret*rded’ ... countdown to when he drops the n word and then I take bets on who defends him
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
guys, I just spent a couple of days in charlotte and guess I missed all the action - now I hear it’s a mess and needs raiding and stuff?
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween to everyone except those who would starve a person to prove a point.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My vote: release the Epstein files, and ICE Barbie can pee wherever she wants.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
anyone else out there yell at the Great British Baking Show bakers for not using their whisks properly, or is it just me
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I just now heard that it’s the Rapture tomorrow and of course I already paid my Amex
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
are ‘they’ the same people, as the people ‘who are saying’ stuff
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Snarky McSnarkerson @dr0923.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The deeper that Trump gets proven to be in the Epstein situation, the more aggressive that Netanyahu and Putin will become because they have copies of the proof and they will use that to leverage Diaper Donnie into allowing them to do whatever they want. Qatar and Poland are not a coincidence.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Today’s Number: 3. number of times @gavinnewsom.bsky.social Newsom has been on and off my WTAF list
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Living in a state represented by Graham, Mace, Scott and Clyburn is pure frustration. I contact them often. At least Lindsey replies even when told “don’t reply, DO SOMETHING.” Mace subscribes you to her newsletter against your will. Scott ... crickets. (Clyburn rules, but we know that)
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
When I first found myself in a nest of Christians - judgmental, mean, and plain old horrible - and pointed out the behavior, I was told that Christians are not perfect, just saved. I asked, so you can do whatever you want on earth, but you’re still going to heaven? Yep. ‘cuz Christ.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
the list of people who can bite me grows by the day
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
all this crazy is starting to seem less like regular crazy, and more like ‘I’m running out of time so i gotta get this done’ crazy
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I’m old enough to remember traveling to NYC in the 70s and 80s and literally everyone said, “hang on to your purse!”
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I’ll nominate him for the Nobel Peace Prize after he leaves and takes his cabinet of doodads with him.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
@bsky.app I think he needs to prove it doesn’t have google eyes
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The presence in MacArthur Park was supposed to slide Epstein’s list under the radar. Cuz of course there’s a list and of course it was not going to be made public.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
To all the fundies who voted for Trump bc fertilized ovum AND not wanting their sons to be drafted for another pointless war I say: not sorry for you. AM sorry for your kids.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Thank You Oprah for the following: Rudy G., Drs Oz’n’Phil, and Jenny the Anti Vax lady who shows her boobs a lot. Not, MzM
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
so I guess Trump is okay with Ukraine punching Russia in the face without telling him they were going to do it. (I am fine with it, but no one asked.)
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
assume naming an infant’s $$ after Trump means he can steal it more easily. “mine"
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
have we learned yet the real reason T was at walter reed. Also, Reagan used hair dye.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Crazy idea: let him have the plane if he resigns and takes his administration with him.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Every single day, I want to shout at people: WHY is this okay? WHY? I wish I could do something *real* to combat it, because calling/writing my reps, protesting when I can, being kind to others and not keeping my mouth SHUT is not helping. Obvi.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’m looking at the White House right now, wondering when he’s going to paint it gold.
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Feed The Opposition @kitchenquarantine.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
🥚 🥚 🍳 🍳!!!
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Adding to my WTAF list: -Gretzky -Newsom -Fetterman
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday at my house.
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MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Trump is our alcoholic, abusive father. After all he has done for us, we are still ingrates. He deserves thanks and no matter how you grovel, it still won't be enough. I truly am ashamed to have to call him President.
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