MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Basset hounds are stubborn and smelly and sling their drool all over the place. This one likes to pretend he’s flying. Every car ride he does this, muttering ‘today could be the day…’ 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 26/05/2026what could be more dangerous than having 150000 UFC fans on the white house grounds? Will he be in a lil Pope-cube or something? 100
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026"It would not have been possible for us to take power or to use it in the ways we have without the radio". - Goebbels Now, instead of ‘radio,’ Fox ‘News’? 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 16/04/2026just once i’d like someone to ask mrs sanchez bezos ‘what’s with the boobs?' 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I’m wondering how many MAGA supporters already have a passport? In my bright red lil bit of the world it’s amazing how many adults don’t have one, since they “don’t need” one, and how many more have NO idea how to get one. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 09/02/2026i know this is some real old-lady sh*t but I totally want to go back to PR 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 04/02/2026a little beauty in the middle of all the ugly out there my first #meyerlemon of the season 010
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 03/02/2026i’d like to add grazing tables to my “why? why?” list 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 03/02/2026the best Cincinnati Chili recipe I have found is on Serious Eats. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I’m SO tired of charcuterie boards. If someone can make money assembling fancy meat’n’cheese trays, good on them, but essentially you’re competing with Kroger (or Publix, or whomever). they great for about 15 minutes. Less if it’s a family or church event. Yuck. that is all. 110
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 25/01/2026My prediction: Second Amendment rights will be suspended to “protect Federal agents.” 020
Reposted by MizMarissaMK Forever Blue @mkforeverblue.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Our government is being led by an illegitimate occupying force. This man & his minions are destroying us globally. This man & his owners are destroying us within. This man & his armed militia are killing us on the street. This man hates the Constitution. This man hates democracy. This man hates US! 50692412996
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Asking for direction here - and serious answers. What can I, as a 68 year old woman, blue dot/bright red state, actually DO about what is going on in America, besides writing, calling and voting. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 03/01/2026NYT headline: Venezuela Accuses U.S. of Carrying Out attacks on Capital A Y F K M 010
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 29/12/2025My favorite part of “Is it Cake?” is the instant replays 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 05/12/2025hadn’t realized their competence was ever NOT in question 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 03/12/2025any bets on how long before 47 calls for investigation into the TN election bc he *just knows* it was a landslide and blah blah blah ... 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 28/11/2025so now he’s using ‘ret*rded’ ... countdown to when he drops the n word and then I take bets on who defends him 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 16/11/2025guys, I just spent a couple of days in charlotte and guess I missed all the action - now I hear it’s a mess and needs raiding and stuff? 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Happy Halloween to everyone except those who would starve a person to prove a point. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 04/10/2025My vote: release the Epstein files, and ICE Barbie can pee wherever she wants. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 24/09/2025 anyone else out there yell at the Great British Baking Show bakers for not using their whisks properly, or is it just me 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I just now heard that it’s the Rapture tomorrow and of course I already paid my Amex 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 13/09/2025are ‘they’ the same people, as the people ‘who are saying’ stuff 000
Reposted by MizMarissaSnarky McSnarkerson @dr0923.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The deeper that Trump gets proven to be in the Epstein situation, the more aggressive that Netanyahu and Putin will become because they have copies of the proof and they will use that to leverage Diaper Donnie into allowing them to do whatever they want. Qatar and Poland are not a coincidence. 132
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Today’s Number: 3. number of times @gavinnewsom.bsky.social Newsom has been on and off my WTAF list 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Living in a state represented by Graham, Mace, Scott and Clyburn is pure frustration. I contact them often. At least Lindsey replies even when told “don’t reply, DO SOMETHING.” Mace subscribes you to her newsletter against your will. Scott ... crickets. (Clyburn rules, but we know that) 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 06/09/2025When I first found myself in a nest of Christians - judgmental, mean, and plain old horrible - and pointed out the behavior, I was told that Christians are not perfect, just saved. I asked, so you can do whatever you want on earth, but you’re still going to heaven? Yep. ‘cuz Christ. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 03/09/2025the list of people who can bite me grows by the day 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 24/08/2025all this crazy is starting to seem less like regular crazy, and more like ‘I’m running out of time so i gotta get this done’ crazy 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I’m old enough to remember traveling to NYC in the 70s and 80s and literally everyone said, “hang on to your purse!” 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I’ll nominate him for the Nobel Peace Prize after he leaves and takes his cabinet of doodads with him. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 04/08/2025@bsky.app I think he needs to prove it doesn’t have google eyes 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 08/07/2025 The presence in MacArthur Park was supposed to slide Epstein’s list under the radar. Cuz of course there’s a list and of course it was not going to be made public. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 23/06/2025To all the fundies who voted for Trump bc fertilized ovum AND not wanting their sons to be drafted for another pointless war I say: not sorry for you. AM sorry for your kids. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Thank You Oprah for the following: Rudy G., Drs Oz’n’Phil, and Jenny the Anti Vax lady who shows her boobs a lot. Not, MzM 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 02/06/2025so I guess Trump is okay with Ukraine punching Russia in the face without telling him they were going to do it. (I am fine with it, but no one asked.) 010
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 22/05/2025assume naming an infant’s $$ after Trump means he can steal it more easily. “mine" 010
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 20/05/2025have we learned yet the real reason T was at walter reed. Also, Reagan used hair dye. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Crazy idea: let him have the plane if he resigns and takes his administration with him. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Every single day, I want to shout at people: WHY is this okay? WHY? I wish I could do something *real* to combat it, because calling/writing my reps, protesting when I can, being kind to others and not keeping my mouth SHUT is not helping. Obvi. 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I’m looking at the White House right now, wondering when he’s going to paint it gold. 000
Reposted by MizMarissaFeed The Opposition @kitchenquarantine.bsky.social · 15/03/2025🥚 🥚 🍳 🍳!!! 532547485
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Adding to my WTAF list: -Gretzky -Newsom -Fetterman 000
MizMarissa @mizmarissa.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Trump is our alcoholic, abusive father. After all he has done for us, we are still ingrates. He deserves thanks and no matter how you grovel, it still won't be enough. I truly am ashamed to have to call him President. 000