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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

which, if you think about it, doesn’t make any sense. and even if you don’t think about it, it still doesn’t make any sense.

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it’s morning again on Mars

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

turns out “not anytime soon” is an inappropriate response to questions about suicide and mental illness

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

and for the lady, perhaps an Autism test?

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I do it All on her Things til she Goes

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

big day for dads without visitation rights and suburbanites who can’t afford a second DUI charge

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

will be interesting to hear Bernie’s and AOC’s thoughts about the Greenland New Deal

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

what is New Hampshire if not Massachusetts persisting?

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

let’s go home, boys let’s go, home boys commas make a difference!!

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

is his stage name Flo Rida because he is from Florida or is his stage name Flo Rida because he is a flow rider?

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Dan Quayle was the George W. Bush of George H.W. Bush’s administration tbh

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

my “these aren’t pervert glasses” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

please keep grass 🚬 off the dogs 🦶

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

everyone’s worried about empty calories and everything, but what is a full calorie? have we stopped to consider that?

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

they’re saying that sitting courtside at the Major League Pickleball playoffs in Newport Beach, CA, is more prestigious than being invited to the royal box at Wimbledon

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

genuinely why are you on LinkedIn posting that you are swimming across the Strait of Gibraltar

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

going to viruses dot com and downloading them all

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

men will become niche internet micro-celebrities instead of going to therapy

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

how do you sell out when you have no life?

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

what happens to a cream deferred?

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

so many mosquito bites on my legs I’ve been sitting at my desk scratching myself silly for 8 hours

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I apologize for my insensitive comment. dying, even of natural causes at the age of 96, is never “awesome”

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

what is the sound of one cheek clapping

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

the law offices of Moore & Moore

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

schrodinger’s senator

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

the opposite of a Boston cream pie is a Portland pull-out

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

was no one going to tell me that actress Rashida Jones is longtime romantic partners with Ezra Koenig of the band Vampire Weekend

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

got a DNC fundraising email with the subject line “is Mitch still with us???” and it really did take me a moment to remember that’s MY name too

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

very imaginative of that toothbrush brand to name itself “oral” like you were really creative with that one

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I do not love shitposting APRIL FOOLS

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

99 bottles of beer on the wall? buddy, you might have a drinking problem

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

there’s an app on my phone

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

washington, dc, is short for washington, diet coke

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

everyone said two third generation Americans from the sixth largest state by GDP per capita couldn’t revolutionize the way you email your accountant. well, we just proved them wrong

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

yes I am an ADULT. yes I just texted my wife asking her to buy DINOSAUR chicken nuggets on her trip to Costco. we exist.

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

please, Mr Ban was my father. call me Ray

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

so why did they name her Busy anyway

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

y’all wanna hear a story about why me and this bitch here fell out? it’s kinda long but full of suspense. - jesus christ, opening lines of bible 2 in bookstores everywhere this fall

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

a million bottoms, when all you need is a top 😔

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I can’t have an everything bagel because of my diet stuck eating a nothing bagel

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

we can do better as a society. we can bully people who wear smart glasses even more. spread the stigma!!

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

fascism! at the cage match

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

happy birthday, American flag. sorry the party’s so lame

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

someone posted a Peloton in my neighborhood buy nothing facebook group I think my rent is going up soon lol

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

“ninja creami” sounds like it could be some sort of porn search phrase from Edo period Japan

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I have been mistakenly mixing up Milly Alcock and Tilly Norwood this whole time feeling silly

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

wait, you guys are getting DMs?

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Mitch @mitchsn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

on average, a new bar opens its doors in new york every 7 seconds

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