mitch major 🧸🥟 @mitchmajor.co · 20/12/2024neighbour i’ve never rly spoken to just knocked on my door to give me five cucumbers?? ok generous queen 1250
mitch major 🧸🥟 @mitchmajor.co · 17/12/2024was about to participate in the “if you’re in your 30s, quote a nude and let’s see how hot you are” photo prompt, until i remembered i am no longer in my 30’s 4320
mitch major 🧸🥟 @mitchmajor.co · 17/12/2024lol i wouldn’t even be mad at this i’d just be like ok yeah fair i respect your game 0130
mitch major 🧸🥟 @mitchmajor.co · 12/12/2024i’m just always gonna be interested in seeing what a guy is working with 0220
mitch major 🧸🥟 @mitchmajor.co · 30/11/2024i think the new yorker knew exactly what they were doing with this headline 020
mitch major 🧸🥟 @mitchmajor.co · 17/11/2024ok it was fun for a lil while but now i’ve disabled the adult content in my feed 2260
mitch major 🧸🥟 @mitchmajor.co · 14/11/2024i know the bots will make their way to bluesky eventually, but for now it’s nice to have a place where paul blondie hasn’t yet found me 4260
mitch major 🧸🥟 @mitchmajor.co · 13/11/2024and lemme just say this, parkour videos make me very uncomfortable i don’t wanna see THAT 140
