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Mitch Harrison

@mitchharrison.bsky.social
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 9h
I have called you all here tonight such that I may finally reveal the murderer and who stole the black emerald tiara 🕵️‍♂️
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I always shop for local sluts
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re going to rag on Muppet Christmas Carol we aren’t going to be friends anymore
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Muppet: God Bless Us, Everyone
ALT: Muppet: God Bless Us, Everyone
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New camera, same dude
Standing naked in the bathroom
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this economy, $200 is $200 🤷‍♂️…
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They tried to setup health care for an LLM but Republicans opposed it 😏
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From what I’ve heard, scheduling Climate Pledge is a huge pain and there just are available dates
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good boy 🔒 Don’t forget your weekly maintenance and hygiene but no playing with it!! Now break out the butt toys
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sf hotels must just burn the furniture after Folsom 🔥 lol It’ll never be clean again 😭
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muscles and a starfish
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just tell everyone that you took the vacation in 2006
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PinkLabel.TV @pinklabeltv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Folsom Street Fair is this weekend! Here's a collection of festive films to get in the mood. 🎥 pinklabel.tv/on-demand/ge...
A photo from Silly River Pups shows a man in a leather puppy mask holding a BDSM puppy play flag on a river beach.
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have you tried hell-o_againmovi3.net ?
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You gotta buy me a drink first 💅
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FOMF The fear of missing Folsom. Not in the cards this year, but I will still spend the weekend reliving my favorite memories that probably happened (and one very unfortunate one that did)
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who hurt you? 😢
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What did you have for dinner? An elk?
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Such as? Placement counselor Grief therapist Retraining educator Barista and Adult content creator
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
While one of mine is fully functional and often analyzing complex questions, the other is dancing around to silly musicals 🕺
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tailor: a rear zipper is not typical Sir: I know but he knows what it’s for Tailor: Based on the fact he just turned three shades of red, I think I have an idea too Sir: He’s a good boy
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The wisdom of @showoffjonah.com “If worthless pig boy wants nom noms, worthless pig has to ask for nom noms.”
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gen Z doesn’t own toasters anymore. Would you like the air fryer or the panini grill for your electro-aquatic therapy?
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuses wear out over time. I would replace them with 40A fuses. Larger fuses risk overloading your wiring and causing fires. Given the age of your wiring, look into a Ting detector. www.tingfire.com
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Ting: Fire Prevention & Power Outage Alerts
Trusted by 1M+ homes, Ting is a smart sensor and fire safety service that helps detect and prevent electrical hazards before a fire starts.
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They are called fuses. What most people call fuses are actually circuit breakers.
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
240v 40A circuit would be heat, stove, dryer, A/C or hot water. Standard outlets are 120v and 15A. Whether or not the 2nd circuit was being used 🤷‍♂️ no idea. But those are the things to check
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, they are both 40 Amp fuses. You can swap. Personally I would have an electrician replace them with modern circuit breakers.
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes it does
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I miss rafting the Snake and Salmon rivers
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just helping
Some of the fine print is hard to read
Treyce Yano Indianapolis IN
Born 7/16/1993

INDIANA: IDENTIFICATION CARD
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Too much cute …. cannot handle so much cute!! ☠️
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Make that 43 days
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Getting home and discovering they forgot my large curly fries 🍟 with vegan chili in a bacon boat makes me question my life choices
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Chris Gallant @gallantny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know what’s sexy? A plan that actually delivers for Long Island. My 6-point Mission Plan is focused on the issues that affect our lives every day. Politics should be about solutions and results. #politics #breakingnews #longisland #suffolkcountyny #newyork
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Chris Gallant is running for Congress in NY. Recently pictures were released of him posing as a model for Mr S, running about on Fire Island in a harness, and *gasp* having sex with a man. I immediately Googling this slanderous attack 🥵 I am going to send him my entire 401k
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That would be epic…
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Either riding with some kinky bikers 🏍️ or took the bus up from Kent this morning 🚎
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In remembrance of the passing of Bob Mackie, all curtain rods are to be worn at half mast
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Carol Burnett's Iconic Curtain Rod Dress Sketch
ALT: Carol Burnett's Iconic Curtain Rod Dress Sketch
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Real vampires don’t sparkle!
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s been a rough Sunday. So here’s to laying in bed and playing with the lights
Yet another dick picture but this time with red lights
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Real vampires 🧛‍♂️ don’t sparkle
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is there a sign up sheet or do we just form a line? 🐶
Ticket dispenser
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shots shots shots!!
Bandages from annual vaccines
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does it feel different when you cannot delete it? #treyce #treyceyano
Reposting treyce yano
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And they said AI would kill us, NOT IF WE DO IT FIRST!! Nom nom nom…
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My gene pool needs more chlorine
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did we have the same barber?
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Checking out the new iPhone colors. Burgundy?!
Screen shot from Kinky Boots
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wrap your lips around it
Holding my cock
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🤣 @mattbaume.bsky.social
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Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bellevue in the morning fog The less you can see of it the better
Picture of fog over Bellevue WA
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