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oh boy, if i have to listen to one more up-and-coming rap genius rhyme synonym, cinnamon, eminem, m&m, gentlemen, feminine.... i will probably listen to something else. but yeah, it sucks.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 29/09/2026

a story told from the perspective of the asian dude from whom childish gambino stole a girl in his song bonfire

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 28/09/2026

the surgeon is god in the moments they hold life on the edge of their scalpel. the well-compensated god of the thoroughly insured. even when the system works and saves a poor life, the life is preserved above livelihood.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 24/09/2026

i haven't been writing lately because a younger me chose a profession that has me taking giant and intense fuckin math tests into my 30s

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 24/09/2026

growing up in a densely and diversely asian/latino neighborhood, there was much discourse about "which asian or latino is best" - joke's on us because when we came into the real world, we found out we are all just Chinese or Mexican.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 24/09/2026

not enough people give a shit about jirachi

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 24/09/2026

in ancient america, you could flush a toilet while someone was showering to scald them

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 23/09/2026

what's sadder than a perpetually aspiring philanderer

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 23/09/2026

"deconstructed" just means chef was lazy to construct it.

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Elena Zhang @ezhang77.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Many thanks to @mattkendrick.bsky.social for letting me highlight some of my favorite micros!

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 22/09/2026

a first: "hold please" on a lyric essay I have out. makes me more prone to despair than a simple rejection or tier rejection. it's neither decisively good enough, nor bad enough.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 21/09/2026

back to work after a week off. so many emails that i instinctively found myself on a job board.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 20/09/2026

how i will be writing in the days to come, olé!

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 18/09/2026

HI was cool but it's also good to be back

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ANMLY @anmlymag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

we'll be reopening for new work on october 1 💜🌀💜🌀💜🌀💜

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 17/09/2026

caught my first wave 😏

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 16/09/2026

doubt anyone would remember this but we just lost -the game- 😬

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 16/09/2026

the right means "sexual intercourse" and i'm just wondering did this dude think some chinese lady would read it and tell him "me so horny" the left just says "respect" so at least there's some of it in writing.

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ANMLY @anmlymag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Praise all the things that might be fucked. The riverbanks. Flowers called wild pansy and thyme and oxlip. Fruitless visions. Clouds full fast. Athenians and handsome, strong Lysander. Praise the rivers and the fog." —Adam McOmber anmly.org/ap42/adam-mc...

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Adam McOmber – ANMLY

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 14/09/2026

a megaton force of responsibility presses me firmly into a solid firmament. i am the no. 1 chinese, it turns out.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 13/09/2026

want but can never have: the safety of the absence of the most terrifyingly unexplainable variances and a suzuki jimny

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 12/09/2026

at a health food store and they have a trail mix dispenser. one Men's Energy mix and one Women's Vitality mix. but no Men's Vitality, no Women's Energy. then the tropical mix is simply tropical mix.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 11/09/2026

sat there with the bidet running forever like this is my life now. DO YOU SEE AN OFF BUTTON ON THIS? WHEN DID TOILETS GET SO COMPLICATED? clean *, at least. had to yank the cord yo

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 11/09/2026

i didn't realize until it was too late -- that i had eaten 1050 kcal of fig newtons this morning

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 11/09/2026

LAX is one of the worst places in the world in fact when i picture hell, it's just LAX but warmer

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trampset @trampset.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Please help us congratulate this year's Best of the Net nominees! @abhii106.bsky.social Tyler Dempsey, Avra Elliott, Stevie doCarmo, Oladosu Michael Emerald, kanda zinguri, @hellbends.bsky.social @sainttangerine.bsky.social Ridwan Fasasi, & @halfmoonmocha.bsky.social

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 10/09/2026

what's it gonna be then? is it cheesy? or is it corny? or are you hungry?

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 10/09/2026

i used to have a shopping problem but now I just call it "buying myself little presents"

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 10/09/2026

shine as one. galeburst!

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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

remaster mario paint cowards

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 07/09/2026

N: we just bought this thing of reese's puffs a few days ago and it's already half empty M: no it's half full

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 05/09/2026

anybody else's punches have zero power in their dreams?

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Shon Mapp 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @shonmapp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Special thanks to @eireneeleni.bsky.social for including "Parts of Speech, " in the latest issue of @templeinacity.bsky.social.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 04/09/2026

TIL i find incuriosity far more irritating than incompetence

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 04/09/2026

i shed my WHOOP, i stowed my FitBit. i hit the bags for an hour and a half and i feel so free 🌈

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 04/09/2026

it's horror night season so i'm brainstorming excuses because i'm chicken shit

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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

opus deiz nuts

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 03/09/2026

there's so much trash and we just put it in a big hole somewhere and pretend it's not there. this isn't a metaphor, i've actually been thinking about how much trash there is.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 02/09/2026

one of my favorite things is buying a bag of apples and then just leaving them there and wondering why they never go bad.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 31/08/2026

there are only X types of ____ in this grandiose sweeping generalization of ____

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 31/08/2026

press pound to decline complicity in the necessary evils

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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Well slap my ass and call me a radical lefty lady but maybe our food safety regulations were in place to regulate the safety of our food.

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Maureen Langloss @maureenlangloss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If you are submitting AI-written work to literary mags, I have to ask why? Is it for the money? For your resume? To tell your mom? I really don't get it. It's not your own accomplishment if you didn't write it. It's the same as taking credit for someone else's work.

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Mitchell Ny @mitchellny.com · 31/08/2026

"And Everybody is Laughing at You" is out now in The Gorko Gazette thegorkogazette.com/2026/08/31/a...

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I cringed so hard my asshole could press a diamond.

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