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Mitch Eldritch

@mitcheldritch.bsky.social
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The Short King in Yellow. creating some silly videos over at youtube.com/@ytpmitcheldritch Neurospicy. He/him. Nice to meet you. Friendly neighborhood madman. Here's a place you can support the Eldritch Efforts: ko-fi.com/mitcheldritch

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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gdi Lego I don't have money.
An official Lego product of the original Playstation. The colors are mostly gray with some minor color highlights to denote the Playstation logo and button icons.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Me and the lads played Unalive Team: Unalive the Justice League and I have some thoughts formulating. Very mixed thoughts. We have plans to continue for now, and it was good to collect other impressions and have some discussion on it. Has anyone else played this game?
Text: SUICIDE SQUAD Kill the Justice League in black block text over a white background.

Four characters peer down: Deadshot in muted red armor and rifle in hands at the bottom; King Shark, who has a bandolier over his massive frame; Harley Quinn in her trademark red and blue coloring with white face paint holds a pistol and a bat; finally, Captain Boomerang in a trenchcoat with his boomerang and a shotgun on his back.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Sure, I could listen to As Alive As You Need Me to Be on loop, why do you ask
A mirrored image of a darkly armored character with red highlights walks towards toward the peak of the mirrored image. The room around them is blue and geometric. Text on the top left reads "TRON ARES"
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Y'all, it slaps. NIN built this house.
Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

TRON ARES

Music by NINE INCH NAILS
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I was out of date so I had to take a new screencap, but here's where I'm at right now. #balatro
Current Balatro stats:
Best Hand: 31,437,644,062
Highest Round: 31
Highest Ante: 13
Most Played Hand: Pair (11,432)
Most Money $1,045
Best Win Streak: 4 (1)
Progress: 73%
Collection: 100%
Challenges: 100%
Joker Stickers: 39%
Deck Stake Wins: 55%
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Blue text on black matte: IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Baby you can summon me anytime
The Beckoning Bell from Bloodborne (2015). Dark emanations seep out from underneath the bell shrouded. The bell is has some inlaid designs and also features a small handle.

The Beckoning Bell is a consumable item in Bloodborne. It is used during online gameplay.

A human must use Insight to ring this uncanny bell, but the benefits of cross-world cooperation are many.

Its ring resonates across worlds, and the first hunter used it as a special signal to call hunters from other worlds to cross the gap and cooperate.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I wondered if you'd had a chance to watch yet! Also, really hate seeing my favorite YouTubers confirm the worst of it.
@vinesauce
This is happening to my channels as well. 40% or more decrease, videos with swearing still up, though any from the past 6 months or so are hidden from restricted mode.

@DeadMeat
Well, nice to know we're not the ones I guess
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Me, putting the Magic the Gathering cards into a new bin
Sallah and Indiana Jones put the Ark of the Covenant away where it belongs in Raiders of the Lost Ark. The Ark is lit from underneath to imply an ethereal glow. The image is contrasted with dark shadow against earthy hues and warm glowing orange colors.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Re: Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines. Nothing in normal gameplay, don't worry! But: some horny game dev put in a console command that allows you to change the bust size of literally every female character in game. There is also (afaik) no cap to value X. And the console command is "money x"
A screencapture from the game Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.  A non playable character in game with comically oversized breasts stands in a darkly lit area with roman columns and dark jade tiles with gold trim.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It's not JUST the land of milk, but of honey! There's a bunch of different honeys in varying flavors and colors from your familiar golden standard to clovers and other more reddish hued honey.The Hottest Fuckin' Sauce, next to Devil's Bitch and more hot sauce."ASS REAPER" and "See Dick Burn" hot sauces.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Cheese curds, ofc
Prepacked cheese curds of several varieties including mango habanero, bloody mary, and cheddar curds.Snack sticks and prepacked cheese curds of dill pickle and dill garlic varieties.Ghost pepper, buffalo wing, hickory hollow and bacon ranch cheese curds varieties prepacked and ready for frying. These cheeses are particularly orangish in hue.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Heaven is a real place
The facade of the Mars Cheese Castle, a modern take on classic medieval architecture. A bright blue sky is in the background with fluffy clouds traversing over.An island of many varieties of cheeses, packaged as whole blocks and as cheese curds.The Mars Cheese Castle sign in its parking lot. The sign is white on black and yellow on red cards with sans serif type held aloft by four red posts and a light post. The sky is partly cloudy and a vibrant blue gradient.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Maybe not THE worst, but I'd like to submit the recent War of the Worlds trailer boldly choosing to have a title that says this
Glowing blue scan lined text reads "It's worse than you think"
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Where's Apocalypse? Well honestly if we're going Dominion level, then Apocalypse should be an inversion of Infinity War where the heroes defeat Apoc, but his defeat (maybe something related to technopathy) gives Mr. Sinister exactly what he needs to become a Dominion.
The Moe Throwing Barney Out of the Bar meme, but Moe (Apocalypse) throws out Barney (Mr. Sinister), only for him to return as ENIGMA.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Also, let's have an X-Fleet. Not only will the X-Men have the space-ready Blackbird X-Jet, but they will also have the B-2 styled X-Jet from Ultimate X-Men, and the XM-Velocity from X-Men Evolution.
The X-Jet Blackbird as seen in X-Men Days of Future Past. The Blackbird has glowing highlights and jets aflame in blue. The clouded sky is also a collection of grays and blues. The moon shines between a break in the clouds. The X-Jet has sharp forward-swept wings that give the whole craft the appearance of a claw print.The Blackbird X-Jet as seen in the Ultimate Marvel imprint. While the Blackbird later had inconsistent depictions (primarily with some artists rendering it as the Sr-71 styled 616 Marvel Blackbird X-Jet), the X-Jet Blackbird was modeled after the B-2 Spirit Bomber in most comics pencilled by Adam and Andy Kubert for Ultimate X-Men.The XM-Velocity was a smaller secondary craft used by the team in X-Men Evolution. The helicopter could not carry as many mutants aboard as its Blackbird sister, but for what it lacked in space, it made up the difference in speed, as the helicopter also had jet propulsion with a single engine fixed under its tail.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
A red shirt aboard the star trek enterprise is having a bad day
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Chat, QRP with what you showed Superman that has him like this
Superman looks at a phone in landscape mode, because he is a hero. And then he makes a tired and exasperated face at whatever it is you just showed him. The colors are warm and earthy, with vibrant blues, greens and reds as pops of color contrast.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Is... Is that Zak Bagans on the backbox?
Art from the backbox of the America's Most Haunted pinball machine.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
And the bomb I dropped on those jerries? It was a BIG ONE!
Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey in the film It's a Wonderful Life gestures to show the size of the thing he dropped on Mary Hatch
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Thumbnailing. Guess who #xmen
A sketch pad with thumbnailed sketches of a large, hulking figure, and a smaller human figure. The colors are monochromatic save for the wooden table the sketch pad rests on.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
But Lego, I'm poor!
A collection of Lego minifgures various spider people from Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse including--from left to right--Hobie Brown (Spider-Punk), Spider-Cat and Pavitr Prabakhar, Margo Kess (Spider-byte), Werewolf Spider-Man, Peter B. Parker with Mayday, Miles Morales (Spider-Man), Gwen Stacy (Spider-Gwen/Ghost Spider), Miles Morales (Prowler), Charlotte Webber (Sunspider) Petra Parker (Cyborg Spider-Woman), Patrick O'Hara (Web-Slinger) and Miguel O'Hara (Spider-Man 2099).A Lego Nintendo Gameboy with Zelda and Super Mario Land cartridges. In the background, the box packaging displays the handheld device with Lego branding.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
CHIP I'M COMING TO GET YOU
A young woman, Faith (Iman Benson), raises her head with a strained look on her face. ICE CUBE, in the upper right corner, rises from his chair with his cell phone in his hands.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
CHIP, GET OUTTA THERE, BABY
ICE CUBE stars in War of the Worlds as a desk-bound man who loves computering. He is looking at a tripod alien on the left screen, and yelling. He is big mad. So mad. Look at him. So very mad. He is wearing a nice button up shirt a he's ruining it by being mad
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
So youre telling me this is some kind of war of the worlds??
ICE CUBE stars in the 2025 film, "WAR OF THE WORLDS". Ice Cube sits hunched over with befuddlement. He is wearing dark framed glasses and a collared shirt of some kind. Behind him, some out of focus bullshit. The colors are full and saturated.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Ohhhh great
"Frenzy" status effect from Bloodborne. An inverted triangle with an inlaid spiral sits next to a climbing meter against a dark backdrop featuring a bloody splotch effect, grasses and rock formation in the lower left, and strange, ghoulish visages carved in rock on the left. The location, if I had to guess, is the Nightmare of Mensis, possibly the Nightmare Frontier.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
TINY HAMBURGERS
TINY HAMBURGERS in bold white text is superimposed over a cadre of people including (from right to left) Jerry O'Connell, Jonathan Rhys-Davies, Cleavant Derricks and Sabrina Lloyd. They are in a darkly lit environment  surrounded by hardware and cabling. Their expressions seem to wonder from uncertainty to incredulity.  The colors are muted and washed out, with tones leaning toward crimson, pink, and sepia browns.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Okay, now I have to see if they put Vasquez Rocks in there some reason.
Vasquez Rocks in California. Known for its rock formations, Vasquez Rocks has been a shooting location for film including being the on-location shoot for Vulcan in Star Trek 2009, and various other Star Trek TV productions due to its proximity to Hollywood. The ground is sandy and the rock formations jut out at an odd angle, revealing the sedimentary layers that comprise them. Nature is cool! The sky is blue and partly cloudy.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I also found one of the year's best romcoms featuring some dude, a Playmate, Wilford Brimley and John Saxon.
DVD cover for "Pitcher and the Pin-Up", where a baseball man holds his lady up with her clasping her legs around him. They are standing in a baseball stadium on the pitcher mound. The stadium is full of people, and the sky is a lovely shade of blue with clouds.Danny Foster has a mean fastball and dreams of making it to the majors. When his childhood best friend (Corinna Harney-Jones, Playmate of the Year) becomes a too-hot-to-handle Pin-Up of the Year, Danny may have to risk it all to win her heart. The more he plays, the farther away she gets in this hard-hitting story of love, adventure, strike-outs and home runs.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I also found an updated copy of Hangin' with Leo
ROBSESSED in black sans serif type is twice imposed on the front DVD cover featuring a monochromatic, suited Robat Battison on red. He looks sooooo ecstatic to be on this cover he is just waiting for you, girlThe rear side of the DVD cover featuring hot selling points like "the most handsome man in the world," and "the hottest male specimen to grace human vision," offering "the Ultimate all-access guide to the world's biggest, hottest new star: Robat Battison."

He is featured in polaroid style prints of various public outings.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Today I went thrifting and found my white whale
SNEAK KING for XBOX, a promotional Burger King title. The shadow of the king is cast across a paved road. Behind the game, a bin of tape cassettes and a bin of games to the right. The colors are bright and washed out.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I'm just... Stuck looking at this exact moment that he overcorrects and... this wheel angle
After taking a hard right angle, a vehicle is on a straightaway. The vehicle has overcorrected for its turn at high speed and the vehicle is now angled toward a path of impact. The colors are stark, with hard light lighting in a parking lot brightly casting harag shadows at night.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Sarjenka. Whoops. "Bluesky needs an edit button" skeet
Remove suggestion "sarkenka" from text dictionary
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Balto way to be going
An animated Russian snow goose dances his little heart out. The colors are warm in spite of a navy blue backdrop.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
He sleeping that heavenly peace
A white fuzzball happily purrs himself into a snooze amidst wrinkled sheets. The colors contrasts the warmth of light on the cat from the left against the cool, light blue of the sheets.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If you see this, then I implore you to post an image from your device without context
Lily from Dropout in a no-laugh newsroom sketch. She stands in a white shirt and dark jacket, superimposed before a flooded street. In front of her, text on a news bulletin: "time to put on your 3D glasses". The colors are bright.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I may need to see Star Slammer. @lyxlyon.bsky.social have you heard of this?
Movie poster for Star Slammer: The Escape. "Untamed. Uncaged. Unleashed. In space." A woman stands with a space gun in one hand and chains in the other on a horizon with stars and stuff. Some other people are in the movie. I don't even know. The colors are warmly contrasted against the dark plane she stands on, against a starry sky.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
As a person who wasn't culturally aware at the time, aside from charging callers at rate, what was the appeal of phone chat lines? How did this come to be? Not even hot sexy chat lines. Like what did Corey Haim have to say to people that was so pressing
A dated advertisement of Corey Haim soliciting a phone chat line. Corey is wearing a bright green shirt and sitting on a faux leather seat, holding a massive brick of a phone with its antennae extended. The colors are earthy and desaturated, with a shadowed blue background.

Probably don't call that number.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I want pictures! Pictures of cats!
J Jonah Jameson as depicted in the 1960's Spider-Man cartoon. Jameson holds a cigar over a disorganized desk in his editor's office. The colors are warm yet somewhat desaturated, with a painterly background of the city outside the window.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
@fragboner.bsky.social WHERE IS SHE WHERE'S DINAH HRRRAAAAAAAAAGH
The Immortal, from Invincible, screams. His beard contrasts against his skin and brightly colored outfit. Behind him, a gray sky.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Just over an inch, this one! #bugsky
Grasshopper, I think. The colors are desaturated and earthen. In the center frame is an insect with upright antennae, and wings. The insect sits atop concrete pavement in profile.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Oh you like "wRaSsLiN" THEN NAME EVERY GATOR
A monochromatic photo of Chris Gillette wrestling an alligator at Everglades Holiday Park.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Alright you knuckleheads I don't wanna hear it for another two months
A pasty white arm extends down to the grass, where a hand gently touches the lawn. The colors are contrasted between the light of the skin versus the dark green of the grass and the stones underneath.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
how I look when I'm stoned
Thardus, a collection of rocks animated by phazon in Metroid Prime. The colors are muted and cool. Samus stands with her back to our perspective, at the ready, in full armor. Frost and ice particles fall from the sky.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him... On his own terms. He wanted to go underneath and then started making biscuits, purring, and then ended here. he tucked himself in. I can't.
15 year old void boy tucked himself underneath the top sheet and is adorable.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Void boy refuses to take good pictures. Here is his very photogenic brother instead.
A majestic white Maine coone mix, supposedly. He is very much in love with the camera. In the background, the stairs leading to a loft.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Always a good time!
Dropout YouTube video thumbnail depicting two Dropout cast members engaged in improv. Breaking News text: No Fingernails, No Problem!

Video title is cut off: "I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a ...
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Current gaming mix! -Death Stranding: cannot believe I slept on this and am VIBIN' -Balatro: currently grinding away on the Cruelty challenge run -DK64 Tag Anywhere romhack: never completed the game so I'm taking the route Rare never intended
Poster art for Death Stranding featuring Norman Reedus as Sam Porter Bridges in weather gear, holding a baby in a container. The poster features the title "Death Stranding", headlining actors including Norman Reedus and Mads Mikkelsen, and other cast and crew. The colors are desaturated grays and blues with contrasting warm glow of the Bridge Baby unit.A Balatro wiki page for the Cruelty challenge which features the follow modifiers to gameplay:
-small & big blinds give no money 
-3 joker slotsModified Donkey Kong 64 art that features the addition of the subtitle "Tag Anywhere", a feature that allows any Kong to instantly be swapped out once unlocked.

The colors are warm and saturated, with the Kong family featuring earthen hues with sharp reds, yellows, and blues contrasted in their various articles of clothing worn. The Kongs, kollectively, sit in a mine kart that can barely seat all of them. In front, Donkey Kong "steers", while he is flanked on either side by Tiny Kong and Diddy Kong in his trademark red hat. Behind them are Chunky Kong and Lanky Kong. The background behind them is lush and green.

Superimposed above all is the title, in yellow and red.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The abominable Quantic Dream must be destroyed. The horrors of David Cage must never again see the light of day. (Courtesy @shesez.bsky.social & speclizer from YouTube)
Several actors in a scene from Detroit Become Human in an a-pose before the player encounters them. For some reason, several actors are stored in the same position before their scripts are triggered. The scene depicts an apartment high rise with wood laminate styled floor, sheer curtains and a high ceiling.
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Mitch Eldritch @mitcheldritch.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Sorry, I think I said that backwards. I didn't see what the original deleted comment was here.
QRP: THOSE CHILDREN DIDN'T VOTE FOR FUCKING ANYTHING
original post: Deleted
Definitely not a witch: and... Their loved ones chose and taught them hate. They were future nazis.
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