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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)

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🎨 Creative Director ✏️ Illustrator & Cartoonist ✒️ Vector Wizard 💻 Graphic Designer 🖋 Brand Designer 🌄 Bahá'í 🧠 Polymath, Goofball […] [bridged from posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz/@mi… on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2025
Looking forward to the rain today
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2025
I wonder how possible it would be to do the Philly to Pittsburgh bike trail with an eBike. If I brought two batteries and a solar charging rig, it could be pretty doable.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2025
I don't understand why I don't like light bars on the front lights of a car. By all facts it SHOULD be badass. But instead every car with one looks like a set piece from EPCOT.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2025
Anyone wanna move to Philly? The Philadelphia Local Spiritual Assembly is looking for a new grounds caretaker. You get access to an apartment on the third floor (with utilities), ideal candidate would be a Bahá'í, and a married couple or two friends. If you're interested, apply at […]
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2025
This weekend, I am going to sunset `posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz` and move to a new server at `hoagie.cloud`. i just wanted to give everyone a heads up in case you get followed by some goober.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2025
This weekend, I am going to sunset `posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz` and move to a new server at `hoagie.cloud`. i just wanted to give everyone a heads up in case you get followed by some goober.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2025
I still can't believe that a speech of mine got played on nationwide radio. What an odd situation. I wonder who even heard it.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2025
Lol @ Putin wearing a military uniform now
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2025
so dope, even an addict couldn't give me up for lent
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
The fact that one of the most evil companies on the planet is dead-assed named Palantir proves that our universe has gone far beyond parody.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
If I don't stand out like a star among the moons If I am always late and he always backs away too soon I walk the world with a skin so thin I can wear no adequate protection Everything comes crashing in. If I'm too wide open for this place But not enough for him to recognize my face How will he […]
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
Well, I'm a shark fighter — I fight sharks. I fight 'em in the water, 'cus that's where they are.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
it is a little impressive how many of the skills i have were in service of finding a wife.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
DAAAANGAAAAA to write off anybody right away, cus even a broken clock's right twice a daaaay
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
i got the best listeners like a hearing aid salesman
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
you'd be surprised at how many canadians are dismissing invasion out of pocket with the phrase "oh, every president does this."
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
i will admit, i have a certain amount of schadenfreude watching Apple get itself into deeper and deeper trouble with Apple Intelligence.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
"That has made the post-ChatGPT product cycle bland and boring, in a moment that could otherwise have been incredibly exciting. AI isn’t good enough, and it’s dragging everything else down with it." Great piece from the Verge today: www.theverge.com/gadgets/628039/bad…
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
busy making waves out of noggin moves
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
Everything is computer!
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025
I found a company in China that sells cat-sized tents. Teddy is a fan. #catsofmastodon
A tabby cat rests comfortably inside its tiny, cat-sized tent. Its relaxed posture and direct gaze suggest it is at ease in this environment, which could be designed to mimic a natural hiding spot for cats. The tent's material looks sturdy and suitable for providing warmth and security, which are essential factors for a cat's comfort.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
I think CVS is owned by Satan, and here's my proof.
A package on a drugstore shelf. It is named ColoTest, and the subtitle says "Immunochemical Fecal Occult Blood Test."
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
[Measles discussion] Adults are dying from measles....... What planet did I wake up on 😳
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
I am a large language model powered by burritos.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
The best part about maintaining my own Immich server is that the search window doesn't use an LLM!
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
I'm like a toy company with wit — "I Has, Bro"
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
i'm not even supposed to BE HERE TODAY!!!!
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
I would love to find a way to mirror substack notes to the Fedi
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
my posts' genre is "Braggadocia"
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2025
*runs up to you and slaps the ice cream cone out of your hands*
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2025
Everyone acts like Steve Jobs is a genius but also conveniently forgets the fact that this is a man who died of a treatable cancer because one of the wealthiest men on the planet thought doctors were greedy. He drank fruit juice instead of doing chemotherapy. He died at 56 years old, which is […]
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Having fun with my new (to me) laser color printer and vinyl paper.
A collage, top and bottom.

The top image is Michael Scott from the office with long hair, with the label 'Clean.'

The bottom image is of Prison Mike from the Office, who is just Michael Scott in a purple bandana. The label there says 'DIRTY' in a graffiti style.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2025
Well, folks, you asked for it, and you got it – the 24 hour 'Louie Louie' marathon begins NOW! "Aaaaah louie louie, aaahhh noooo babyeegaottago"
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2025
There should be a name for people who become allies of the Trans cause because Glass Beach's first album is just so fucking good
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2025
🎶 I'm not feeling alright today, I'm not feeling that great 🎶 🎶 I'm not catching on fire today, love has started to fade. 🎶 🎶 I'm not going to smile today 🎶 🎶 I'm not going to laugh. 🎶 🎶 You're out living it up today. 🎶 🎶 I've got dues to pay. 🎶
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2025
Having fun with my new (to me) laser color printer and vinyl paper.
A collage, top and bottom.

The top image is Michael Scott from the office with long hair, with the label 'Clean.'

The bottom image is of Prison Mike from the Office, who is just Michael Scott in a purple bandana. The label there says 'DIRTY' in a graffiti style.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2025
Yawn...
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025
i just turned off apple intelligence on my mac. why even bother? it has never once been useful.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025
Maybe it's time for America's Schlub population to start launching cubesats of their own. Why does Elon get to be the only person who gets to bully astronomers? I was doing that way before it was cool.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025
Why do we even bother with DST? It's not even like it's a used everywhere and it's too late to switch. Half of Arizona doesn't even observe it. People driving 15 minutes north into Utah and time traveling, smdh.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025
🎵 I can gather all the news I need on the weather report 🎵
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025
You gotta admit, John Brown got results.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025
The Hüsker-Dös and the Hüsker-Dön'ts
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025
Hmmm... This feels incongruent.
The image shows a robotic arm with a Gameboy Camera mounted on top of it. The camera is displaying an image that appears to be a video or photograph of a person's face. The robotic arm has two arms and a gripper at the end.

The setting appears to be an indoor room with a patterned rug on the floor. There are also some papers and other items scattered around the room, indicating that this might be a workspace or a living area where the robotic arm is being used for various tasks. The time displayed on the camera's screen is 10:30 PM, which could indicate that the image was captured during the evening hours.

Overall, the image shows a Gameboy Camera mounted to an automatic, robotic gimbal.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025
I took a walk and found a free 3d printer on the ground.
The image shows a 3D printer with a pink piece of paper inside it. The printer appears to be a desktop model, commonly used for hobbyists and professionals alike. It has a black frame with blue accents on the edges, which are likely LED indicators for power status, print progress, and other operational information.

The pink paper is placed in the center of the printer's build plate, which is where the 3D printing process takes place. The paper says "FREE 3D PRINTER." 

In terms of functionality, this type of printer uses a layer-by-layer method to create objects by depositing material (usually plastic) onto a build plate. It is capable of producing complex geometries and can print on various materials such as ABS, PLA, TPU, and more. The printer's design suggests it could be used for both educational purposes and professional applications in fields like engineering, prototyping, and manufacturing.

Please note that the image does not provide any information about the specific model of the 3D printer or its manufacturer.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025
Opportunity knocks, but I like kickin in different doors
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
boy, there are a lot of people uploading their own junk onto Wikipedia and using it as the page art.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
the wooly mouse lives in my head rent free (and soon, in my crawl space)
The image shows two small rodents, which appear to be woolen mice, standing on a white surface. They have short tails and are looking away from the viewer. Below them is a scale, suggesting they might be weighed. The headline reads, "Scientists Made a 'Wooly Mouse' in Quest to Resurrect Mammoths." The byline is by Becky Ferreria, dated March 8, 2025. This was originally clipped from a story about scientists using CRISPR to insert genes isolated from Wooly Mammoth remains into a living host, which created a mouse with one type of fur texture that Woolly Mammoths most likely had.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
TIL of the German punching word, “backpfeifengesicht." Literally it means "A face that toots its own horn," but in contemporary German, it describes someone who is so self-sure that you can't help but want to slap them.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
I have a package for a one "Samuel Sung."
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