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Misty Massey

@mistymassey.bsky.social
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Just a damned scribbling woman. I write about magical pirates, undead gunslingers, and whatever else strikes my fancy. I'm an editor for several small presses, and a cast member on the Authors&Dragons actual play podcast.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Tilda Swinton as Gabriel, "Constantine"
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Mesmerizing Belly Dance Performance
Alt: Mesmerizing Belly Dance Performance
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Jack Sparrow Drags Ship Across Desert
Alt: Jack Sparrow Drags Ship Across Desert
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eyes up, me hearties! It be that finest of days, International Talk Like A Pirate Day! If ye need a jot of storytelling to put ye in the proper attitude, I offer up me own missives (available on B&N and the Zon.) Pour up a lot of grog and settle in for an evening's entertainment!
Mad KestrelKestrel's DanceSkull X Bones
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've been bingeing Chicago Med. Pretty much every episode, a doctor will ask a patient, "Do you know where you are?" Every single time I keep hoping the patient will say, "I'm in the jungle, baby."
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Axl Rose Guns N Roses
Alt: Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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Lotr Gondor Beacons Lit
Alt: Lord of the Rings - The Beacons of Minas Tirith are lit
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was afraid of as a child: Tornadoes Mama's pressure cooker The space under my bed Being left alone The ghost in the shadow on the second floor landing
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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I'm The Man! Fierce Kid
Alt: Hushpuppy, Beasts of the Southern Wild
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Post an album you have listened to 100 times.
The Turn of a Friendly Card Alan Parsons Project
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Drop some WEAPONS.
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Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Epic Sword Fight
Alt: Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Epic Sword Fight
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Calling on the BIPOC authors of horror, SF and fantasy - the award winning small press Mocha Memoirs is open for submissions all this month! Check out the guidelines here: mochamemoirspress.com/write-for-us/
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Write for Us
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've been suffering under the weight of my years. I'm old and still not successful, so why bother with the effort, yeah? But if I give up art now, all those fragments of story and book I've given life to will flutter away and crumble like the last dry leaves of November. I need them to be seen.
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Show us your face for the week!
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Star Trek: Q's Angry Reaction
Alt: Star Trek: Q's Angry Reaction
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day (USA). What's one of the oddest paid job you've had? In college, I worked in a Mexican restaurant. Not so weird, but I was paid under the table, there was only one other employee, and there'd be days when not a single customer came in. Pretty sure it was a money-laundering scheme.
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hi, I'm Misty, an author and editor who wishes she was more successful. The cannon volleys in Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture make me weep every time. And it must be the cannons - the tympani just don't hit the same. Would you like to introduce yourself with a small song moment that you like?
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay, sure, a bunch of y'all have spent the weekend surrounded by 75k of your geeky besties, while I stayed home. But I got to go shopping at the Super G this morning, and my son made pizza for dinner. So I win. *laughs*
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#3GoodThings 1. New nail polish 2. A trip to the Super G Mart tomorrow where I will buy bao and pork belly and sachima. 3. Watching The Mandalorian and Grogu
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to.
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Babylon5 Londo: This is Where It Begins
Alt: Babylon5 Londo: This is Where It Begins
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
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Conan: Arnold Schwarzenegger Sword Practice
Alt: Conan: Arnold Schwarzenegger Sword Practice
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you type your name? I knew what it'd be, but still...
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Misty and Horsea in Pokemon Anipoke
Alt: Misty and Horsea in Pokemon Anipoke
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey York County SC - there's a primary tomorrow! Don't forget to go out and vote. www.yorkcountygov.com/vote
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Voter Registration & Elections | York, SC
Learn about being prepared to vote in the next election, run for office, register to vote and more in York County with the Voter Registration and Elections Department.
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: There are no spoons, but someone made cookies so it doesn't matter anyway.
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Share an iconic Tim Curry gif
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Frank N Furter Dancing - Rhps
Alt: Frank N Furter Dancing - Rhps
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie Raiders Of The Ark That's Just Under The Dirty Laundry Pile
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When Freddie Mercury died, I was shattered. Losing Tim Curry feels exactly the same. Just because you know someone's ill and nearing the end of their life doesn't mean it hurts less when they're gone.
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First historical event I remember is the Apollo 11 moon landing.
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Molly Chainsaw
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert, Dune
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Drop some OUTFITS. As if I would choose anyone else...
Chrisjen Avasarala (The Expanse) walking in snow
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Your favorite Disney Prince (wrong answers only)
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Pride Darcy Slow Walk
Alt: Pride Darcy Slow Walk
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Drop some HAIRDOS.
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Woman Says Yes
Alt: Tia Dalma Says Yes
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only).
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Nathan Lane in The Birdcage: Oh You Bastard!
Alt: Nathan Lane in The Birdcage: Oh You Bastard!
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I swear...if I ever tell you I'm moving to a quaint little town named Mourning Rock or Silent Hill or Dark Falls, please feel free to smack the sense back into me.
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Complete this sentence: I own a ridiculous amount of - books - DVDs - chopsticks - RPGs - dragons
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Date yourself with a commercial from your childhood.
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Mikey Likes It! Life Cereal Commercial
Alt: Mikey Likes It! Life Cereal Commercial
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Coffee and gyoza Because dumplings are holy.
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Somebody tell them I have a pirate adventure I'd be happy to sell the option for... deadline.com/2026/08/john...
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Johnny Depp In Talks For 'Pirates 6,' Jerry Bruckheimer Says
Johnny Depp is in talks for a sixth 'Pirates of the Caribbean', Jerry Bruckheimer tells Deadline, while weighing in on the Paramount-Warner Bros merger.
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
 plate of shakshuka
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What's your fave bible verse? wrong answers only
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Gandalf the White: Look to My Coming
Alt: Gandalf the White: Look to My Coming
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Person walking on a dark stair
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Have the mushrooms stopped screaming, Clarice?" #overheardatDnD
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"The acid spray is beginning to weaken your leather armor and the clothes underneath." "Ooh! He's going to be nekkid soon!" #overheardatDnD
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"I can't walk because I'll kill things." "If it makes you feel better, we're going to kill you if you don't come on." #overheardatDnD
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Justice for the mushrooms!" #overheardatDnD
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"It's a mushroom rave!" #overheardatDnD
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"She's pretty, you'll like her. She's no Bob, though." #overheardatDnD
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Sure, I want to coat myself in this mysterious fluid." "It's for science, damn it!" #overheardatDnD
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Misty Massey @mistymassey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm the measles.
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