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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Full disclosure, we dropped him off at 8am. Just got the call, he's finished and resting. Picking him up at 2. No extractions everything went well. 😊

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The additional antidepressant (I'm on 2 now, be jelly) seems like it's starting to work....mood is good. Libido is strong, everything works...the only side effect...it takes me 3 fuckin hours to cum...and it feels like 3 back to back. Just thought y'all should know. 💀 but hey...I dont wanna die!

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David Rose: Well On The Upside

ALT: David Rose: Well On The Upside

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We just dropped off our 12 year old dog to get his teeth cleaned. I will remain an uptight nervous anxious ball of flesh until the call comes in that he's ready to get picked up.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Total lack of biceps on my timeline is disheartening AF. Cock and bush as far as the eye can see in some corners. Nary a flex to be seen elsewhere.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Idk if my absence has been noticed, but I've been in a wildly dark place lately. I've been on an additional antidepressant for the last few weeks and today I sorta feel like things might be okay eventually. I got a caramel apple latte from Caribou and I've had the desire to draw today. Baby steps.😊

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Ever find yourself lying flat on your back on the cold garage floor like the old man you are trying not to die from mowing the lawn in this heat? You can't tell but the shirts soaked through. 🥵

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I need one of those massages where they step on your back.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Can I reheat my nachos for an attention? #mcm

This is an old picture. This year, but not this month.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

My boss just discovered I'm gay after working with me for 3 months. I never tried to hide it. I was myself as much as you can be at work. Everyone else knew. Now I catch him looking at me sideways and I can see the gears in his little straight no gaydar having brain trying to replay any clues. 🤔🤭

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

In-laws came to visit and see our new home we just bought. Watching his mom walk through and look at everything hit me like a brick to the gut. It didn't fully truly hit me that my own mom will never see it 😭

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

FINALLY playing South of Midnight (PS5) and it is soooo beautiful 😍

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I have a riddle for you. Up before sunrise, asleep before sunset, just so I can clock in again before sunrise and maybe be released back into the wild by sunset. What am I?

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Guangdang the Sad Kitty

Alt: Answer: Burnt out.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I knew I shouldn't have gotten a soda. I knew better. The universe decided to double underline when I twisted the cap and cherry coke sprayed like a bomb in my car. It was so much. Luckily my entire shirt and work pants caught it. I have coke on my booty hole. Thought y'all should know. Fml. 🥺

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Wonder what these kids would say if I told them 18 years later they'd still be together ❤️

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Today's irrational anxiety is brought to me by the lil muffin top of skin above the arms of my glasses. What is imperceptible by everyone has become glaringly noticable to my eyes today and I can't even with my stupid brain. I'm gonna go putter outside in the rain, touch grass and pick weeds. Ugh.

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Pengu's So Dumb Brain Moment

ALT: Pengu's So Dumb Brain Moment

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

One thing about me is I'll never be on the "Popular with Friends" tab or a circle. I'm like that skittish (quiet, always disappearing) house cat that takes a looong time to warm up to people but once you do...I randomly bite defensively and you never fuck with me again. 🤭🙃🫠

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Drinking dumb bitch juice at work today by the gallon.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy Pride from our soon to be 12 year old puppy. He's about to absolutely wreck Ollie the Out Octopus.

Tricolor mini Aussie chewing on a toy octopus

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I am soooo mad with group 1 on All Stars. My fave was ROBBED and should absolutely come back for the wildcard. Group 2 is the biggest bunch of what the fuck whys I've seen yet. Barrel bottom scraped clean. Why is that big loud fucking bully there AGAIN. Jfc. Stop trying to rehab shitty people. Ugh.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I was ~visually~ assaulted at work today by an elderly man that felt like I deserved to see his dick. All I did was give a bread recommendation 😑. "Check this out young man"...when I looked back up at him he'd pulled the leg of his shorts up exposing himself. Why are people? Why are men? Why.

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Homer Simpson Tries to Unsee

Alt: Homer Simpson Tries to Unsee

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I am slipping back into an EDM obsession. It's been a minute, I wasn't sure I'd venture back here. If you have recommendations drop em. Or anything with a solid beat.

A picture of a chicken crossing a road with the text "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned"

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Definitely won't win awards in the appearance department but flavor and texture were great. It was called "filthy cabbage" in the recipe but it's basically -when mixed- dirty rice (white rice was on the side) with cabbage.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Trying a recipe tonight with a shitload (one head looks like a shitload) of cabbage. I've never cooked cabbage before.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Work has transferred me to a new location. It's terrible. After two days I can already feel my mental health deteriorating. I feel like I have to extinguish my light and just become a mindless drone if I have any survival hope. But what will be left when I get the next transfer? 😔

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Nobody told my old ass that Zara Larsson is basically Tove Lo with a gooood antidepressant and the lights on. Midnight Sun (album, both versions) is so freaking good!

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Forgot about free comic book day and was stuck at work and missed the Power Ranger reboot one off. 😭

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I am thoroughly embarrassed that I've had this stuck in my head since it came out. It's absolutely slop without a purpose. Unless that purpose is mindless upbeat happiness. Then wooo. Pinky up! Not all music has to be deep and thoughtful. open.spotify.com/track/4KmkJj...

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PINKY UP

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Thunderstorm starting soon. I'm sitting in my car at the parking lot of my gym, sipping a watermelon Celsius while waiting for my headphones to hit 20% charge...besties it is enough to make me rage quit and go home and play video games. If one raindrop hits my windshield before I'm ready...I'm gone

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a close up of a woman 's face looking at another woman .

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

QTP with a game you would instantly buy if it got remastered/remade!

Box art for SSX Tricky, a snowboarding game for ps2.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I know I had some 🍃 packed up secretly somewhere but my adhd squirrel brain forgot where. Trying to unpack everything we just cleared out of storage into the new house ~quickly~ while searching and trying not to look like an addict.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

If the new animal crossing game doesn't do terraforming with the similar ease as Pokopia, Nintendo can keep it.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL April.

Our dog, a tricolor (primarily black with white front and brown accents) mini Aussie, laying in grass chewing on a biscuit, appearing to look grumpy AF.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

We went to a local chili cookoff competition. Enjoyed a nice walk to the park and had delicious tacos and margs. Came home and watched the new Julio Torres special. Big takeaway from the day...my chili is pretty fucking amazing and I will be entering next year. And not enough sunscreen was worn. 😫

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

They Will Kill You was awesome. Bloody bloody good time.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I think I'm too old for this Resident Evil game 😔 my fucking nerves cannot handle this shit. Shame it cost me 70 bucks to find out I should be playing Pokopia instead. 🫣😫

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Finally got RE:Requiem last night. Holy shit what a beautiful game. Didn't have the mental energy to go far. Went to bed after I got the screwdriver from the nurses station.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Car insurance going up 65 bucks a month for literally no reason is insane.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Due to negligence with the title company the closing may not happen Friday and I am fucking SPIRALING. I have a week off work to move and it's irreversible. It will end up being wasted time off. Witches of bsky please light a candle and throw up positive vibes my way so I don't throw up. Stay tuned.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

6 days until house closing. Averaging 4 hours of sleep a day. I did just find out my gym is exactly a mile down the road. Will I become a bitch that rides a bike to the gym and back?

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I think you should wipe your ass before posting a hump day pic...actually...wash it. Wash your ass, but what do I know? I'm just some bitch.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I keep thinking about how much writing my psychiatrist did after I said I function the same with 4 hours of sleep vs 8. What did you write Susan?! You don't get a paragraph from "Yeah 4 hours is all I need." It's true. Until I crash and spiral and need 16 hours 5 days in a row.

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a woman is sitting in a chair holding a tablet and saying let 's unpack that

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Double it and put it right on my back. Spent almost 30 minutes slowly going through my backup.....only to somehow accidentally hit download to phone. I hate google photos. There needs to be a huge undo button for dumb bitches like me. 70gb of bullshit coming back to my device. Fuck.

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Is it allergies or have I caught a cold? TBD. 🫩

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James 🐧 @mistuhpenguin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

My photos back up automatically each night. As part of my weekly mental cleanup. I'd go through and delete the copies I didn't need to back up. I've been so out of sorts since this Georgia move...I've not done it since November. It sounds silly.. but I feel like 1000lbs just went on my shoulders. 😩

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