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@mistresswanda.bsky.social
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Please have patience with me… I was born in the 1900’s.

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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
VAMPIRE DJ OF SOME RENOWN: Dry ice and synthetic fog, ozonic and fairly sweet, curling around dark rum and patchouli root. Underneath, where the dance club lasers cannot reach, lies black amber, blood-crusted clove, and incense ground into stone floors over centuries.
A promo image for BPAL's Vampire DJ of Some Renown perfume. A screencap from The Vampire Lestat showing a helmeted (and therefore anonymous) DJ at a club with blue lights blazing behind and around them.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hi!!!!
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Living my best life in NYC. My second home.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/te...
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Tell Trump to Keep His Hands Off The Post Office
The U.S. Postal Service is again under attack by Donald Trump and the world's biggest business con, Elon Musk. Trump’s plans to overhaul the post office and privatize it would be disastrous for people...
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
A tiny universe at my fingertips. #salem
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Wilfredo Torres @wilfredotorres.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
For Liam.
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Louisville Clinic Escorts @lce.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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Syaunei @syaunei.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Happy Sunday, heathenous darlings! 😇 Chapter 73 of 'Ruination of Lucifer' is HERE! 🦌👑 archiveofourown.org/works/542584... We have no music this chapter, dun dun duuuun! #radioapple #RuinationOfLucifer
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Ruination of Lucifer - Chapter 73 - Syaunei - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Did the favorite character generator. Top three are zero surprise. #1 was always a given. #hazbinhotel #alastor
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Sator 🌈🏴‍☠️ @sator.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Alastor goes weeee #HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelS2
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Short King is sad and lonely and I am NOT okay!!!!
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The irony of having to go to my nieces’ wedding to a Trumper on No Kings Day tomorrow is not lost on me.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I am so freaking proud of this shot. Came out exactly as I pictured it in my head all these years. #halloween #photography #cemetery
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
#blueskyartshow #theroad
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Good morning
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Have some pretty on this lovely Saturday
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Wow hey my functional depression is really kicking my ass lately….
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Sometimes I feel like I am a ghost in my house, just existing in rooms and just a fleeting shade in the corner of everyone else’s eyes. I am the thing that haunts the house.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I wish I were the type of person to just knock off work… it’s going to be a decent weather day in Salem….
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Raven's fed up w/ghosts 👻 @writeravenwrite.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Please don't break your sobriety over this. Please don't harm yourself over this. We're all scared as fuck, but please, PLEASE don't undo all of your hard work. No matter what happens, you HAVE to protect yourself. You HAVE to hold on. Please hold on.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Whelp. That confirms it. Byronic Antihero’s are my type. Fuck yeah morally conflicted demon boys.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Finally watching K-Pop Demon Hunters….. The end is going to wreck me, isn’t it?
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
LET'S. FUCKING. GO.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Help us cause some good trouble by doing a virtual Facebook “check-in” at Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport today. The more people who check in, the harder it is for surveillance tools to track who’s actually there. It’s a simple but powerful way to show up and support from a distance.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I am going to have to go into work tomorrow and “smile” at all the MAGA idiots that are going to be cheering a war on… I am so very tired.
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⋆ꕥTynderLuꕥ⋆ @bluekoinu.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Tier 3: Sherlock! Alastor has returned from the dressing room all ready to investigate the next serial murder case in Pentagram City! Looks like Lucifer has also had a change in outfits, hehehe. #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelLucifer #Tynder1000Followers
Tynder's 1000 Follower Celebration! 
Dressing Alastor up in various outfits!

Current Tier 
Sherlock: Alastor wearing Sherlock Holmes' stereotypical outfit. 

Locked Tiers:
Surprise: 200 Likes and 20+ RePosts

Alastor is adjusting a deer hunter's cap on his head and is looking critically down to the left at Lucifer. He is wearing the classic version of Sherlock Holmes' outfit from the early 1890's that was popular fashion for men. 

As he glares suspiciously at Lucifer in the lower left he says, "Quite a lovely deer hunter's cap. Lucifer... you better not be messing with those numbers."

Lucifer is indeed messing with those target numbers. He is wearing his referee uniform from Season 1's, Episode 5 and is winking over his shoulder at the audience with a little tongue blep. He has painted over the Like requirement of 300 with an X and over top in big drippy pink paint, made the new requirement of 200 Likes to unlock the final tier.
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Heather 💙 🐸 💙 @featherfrodis.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
BREAKING: The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering". It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #MAGAKidnappers
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Location change. Leave it empty.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Yeah…. I don’t feel like censoring the press anymore who don’t agree with “dear leader”
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 20/05/2025
Takes five seconds, and might mean you can still get COVID boosters.
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Syaunei @syaunei.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Happy May the 4th, deer heathens! 🥰 Chapter 58 of 'Ruination of Lucifer' is HERE! 🦌👑 Special thanks to the lovely @areapandeer.bsky.social for making beautiful art for this chapter! 💞 archiveofourown.org/works/542584... It's a long one, grab some treats! ☕🍪 #radioapple #RuinationOfLucifer
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If you see this, post a witch!!!!
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Cursed Cat Alastor is telling me to put down the fucking phone, take a Xanax and go to bed. Cursed Cat Alastor is probably right. #hazbinhotel #alastor #fucktrump
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Bluebells in the wild.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Dunno, feeling cannibal-y….. might delete later….
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Tyler Gaca @tylergaca.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Happy National Poetry month! Consider picking up my little queer book of poetry :)
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The Spawn and I both bought from her over the weekend. Please consider donating
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I was finally fortunate to meet @amirtalai.bsky.social and he’s so lovely!!!!!
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Lynne Turner @laturner79.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Makeup test runs. Next go around should be cleaner. #alastor #hazbinhotel
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Shadow61 @shadow61.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
@yodamonkey2.bsky.social absolutely 🎯🎯🎯thank you for sharing this!!! We are all going to suffer from their stupidity. And nothing can be done to stop this nightmare. Thank goodness , I’m still able to work at my age. Let’s make this viral !!!🤬🤬🤬
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows.
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
BREAKING: Foreign-born leader comes to Oval Office, dressed down in a disrespectful manner, having already received billions from America, asking for American taxpayers to keep paying him more billions, subsidizing him for years to come:
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Oh hi depression….. it’s been a hot minute.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Imagine banning free books.
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
@lululamb.bsky.social you asked a question over on “the bad place”, and I was going to answer from experience… but I can’t there. So what I would call that kind of relationship is “A complication/my complication” Or “my favorite complication”.
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Trump regime is literally pro-scam
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Good mischief
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mistresswanda.bsky.social @mistresswanda.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“When shall we three meet again?” #loki #paganlife
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