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Mistress Science

@mistressscience.bsky.social
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SCP Research/er, Level 3, Class E "Malpractice makes Malperfect"

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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I am more than a bit impressed by this.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
130 days? That's more than our current POTUS "works."
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
That's a funny way to spell [asshat].
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'll start putting funds aside.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I just love the internet at times like this!
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
When JD showed up, he knew his time had come as he mistook the VP as the Grim Reaper cometh.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I wake up this morning and this is what greets me as soon as I'm up. This tracks with the current regime. ⛪️☠️
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It's finally time for the reveal! After much anticipation, I can finally show what has been in the works behind the scenes. Coming soon to a streaming platform near you. #ENVtuber #modelreveal #SCPFoundation #DEBUT www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7jH...
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MistressScience 【Live 2D Preview】
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I... *checks notes* Technically killing clowns in your dreams is indeed legal. Killing clowns in your sleep however...just know there's a distinction between the two. Thanks Liquid Death! 💤🤡🗡️⚰️
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Reported and blocked! Thanks for the heads up.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
*Checks notes* Can't find a single one that wasn't.
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Zozo @zozorobo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hi everyone, I'm making a post asking for aid. Over the weekend I hurt both of my knees(Quad tendons most likely) and currently can't stand. I don't know how long I'll be out of work, and need any help I can get keeping a roof over my head in the meantime. ko-fi.com/zozorobo
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
2 separate things here. 1, I love that music video so freaking much! 2, I still feel that it was a giant missed opportunity that RE7 wasn't called BayouHazard.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It's sad to say that this is what we've feared from Russia since the Cold War, and of course Putin keeps tossing around not-so veiled threats about it casually on a regular basis.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It's the whisper game on an international scale.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
As a researcher, I have so many questions that I don't want answers to.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I know it happens everywhere. It's just that in this case this happened in India, and authorities seem to be taking it seriously for a change.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I wanted to be a human adult, but we see how that worked out.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I'm more worried at why he keeps watching reruns of Mr. Ed...
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
What they're referring to is that this isn't uncommon in India. There are even travel advisories warning female tourists to be vigilant. This is a very big issue there, and I do mean BIG.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Oh! I haven't come across these before. I wonder if I could get my assistant with that...heh.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"Why can't I get a woman to (physically) love me?" "Ummmm, because you're a bit too passionate (hopefully not physically) about Seabiscuit." 🐎
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
#1stWorldProblems I genuinely was wondering how long it would take someone to catch that. Well done!
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Incense aren't born...they're made, by lesbians... I think it's funnier when you realize that this guy seriously believes this. Also, no link to his study, because it doesn't exist.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
And apparently is into horses.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Looks like someone needs to study up and start reading Animorphs.
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a woman is crawling on the floor in a room
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This is why I'll always promote that you can buy stun guns online that look like iPhones.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
The kind where he keeps asking them repeatedly to prove he has bone spurs, when in fact, there never were any.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This is beyond mortifying and inhuman of these people!
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
These are amazing!
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I'm not sure what worries me more. That Elon Musk is being given the keys to do whatever he wants with the treasury and ALL of our personal info and data, or that he's now issuing memos to Army bases.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I still cannot fathom the audacity of this whole stunt.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Does that mean that he's going to get dropped into a factory smoke stack, or pierced by a shark knife, expand larger than Violet Beauregarde, then explode?
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I read part of that as wanting to add Red-Green in Mario Kart 9 and wondered what it would be like to have an old Canadian comedian in the game. I think he'd have to ride a lawn mower.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Artwork stolen from @adamtots.bsky.social and very much used without permission or compensation. Commercial theft of art for paid marketing... think we know all we need to about this company.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
They never even bothered to contact him at any stage of this.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It's been willing to wager that it never crossed their mind to even reach out, let alone pay for it.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I think you're speaking to the wrong people. Do they just go "Mmmhmmm. Fascinating. How does that make you feel? I want you to think about that" and leave it at that?
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I thought this was universal.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20(ish) days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #Books #BookChallenge 💙📚 Day 8: Saga of the Swamp Thing, by Alan Moore #SwampThing #AlanMoore
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It was quite different from what I had imagined, but I like that about a good read. Extremely well thought out and reasoned.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I wish to join you for these.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Unless you're joking, I don't think you read that correctly.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Ooooo, that's a fun thought.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The audio book is definitely a personal favorite. Not just because of the fantastic performances, but because that's essentially the format it's supposed to be in. Have you read his recent book about Bigfoot?
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
You devious, glorious bastard!
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Of course. He's trying to get 🍊 to drop the anti-trust case that Meta is in afterall. Also he talks free speech, while blocking any talk about what's happening in Palestine 🇵🇸.
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Mistress Science @mistressscience.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Thank you. I started seeing ads and comments well before I would have pictured the video being placed.
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