Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don’t really care for the Companions quests in Skyrim, but I do them because… …well… See, I’d never *cheat* on my hubby, Erik the Slayer, but… I mean, I have 3 houses in Skyrim that all need Stewards… … & them there Vilkas & Farkas… I mean… they need a home & jobs, right? 🫠 #LizPlaysSkyrim 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I got my Enchantment to 100 so I can put 2 enchantments on each item… I have so much extra sneak skill (like, +200%) on my usual gear, I can literally be face-to-face with an NPC, crouch down, & they can’t see me. Even if I’m not in sneak mode, they have a hard time finding me. #LizPlaysSkyrimstatic.klipy.comPulp Fiction: Confused ManALT: Pulp Fiction: Confused Man 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’m glad that racist Nord in Windhelm has the option to beat his ass up. That guy is a DICK. Wait… I AM in the Dark Brotherhood. *looking-up his character online to see if he is necessary for any plots & if it would break the game if he… disappeared.* #LizPlaysSkyrim 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Call me crazy… But I’m going to go find all 24 Stones of Barenziah. #LizPlaysSkyrim 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Elsbeth is not a great show, but I DO like the people they bring in for the villains. I just saw one with Patti LuPone. THAT was a good choice. 010
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026New Graphic Designer in the hizz-ouse. Already love her. 100% ADHD …aaaaand listened when I told her about how she must name her files, keep a layer of unoutlined fonts as backup, & that Myriad is the worst font & should never be used in my presence. 030
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The accounting guy’s here early today. His is the closest office to mine, but he’s only part-time & doesn’t get to hear what “the quirky artist” does in the morning. I guess I better start singing Afternoon Delight randomly so he gets the entire experience. *ahem* “…SKYYYROCKETS IN FLIGHT!” 010
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Got to my office & found someone had left this sticky in my monitor. 🥰 Nice way to start the morning. 010
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mean… I hate football… but I do know you should aim to throw at another player, not AT the tv camera on the sidelines, Chiefs. 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just saw another Puppy Yoga video… but this time it was all Boxer puppies …& as we all know, Boxers are the best dogs. I’ve never wanted to try Yoga so much in my life. Too bad about my back situation. Maybe they have Puppy Physical Therapy? 010
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Having just finished the 90s Casper movie, I demand to see a sequel in which the police learn that 2 people died on the property on Halloween night while the ghost shrink & his daughter were occupying it, rent-free. 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Waiting for lunch to arrive with my mother. Nightmare Before Christmas on in the background. I burst out - full-chest-voiced - the Oogie-Boogie song with all my might when it comes on. Accent & everything. Usually my mother hates it when I get all loud, but she was actually impressed. 🥹 120
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’M NOT CRYING AT TOY STORY 5, *YOU* ARE! 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANOTHER CUSTOMER WANTS A DESIGN THAT NOT ONLY THEY MADE WITH AI & LEFT MOCKED-UP ON THE VEHICLE, BUT HE WANTS ME TO CHANGE THE TYPE OF DEER IN THE PICTURE HE WANTS ON THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK. Do you know how FUCKING hard it is to appease deer hunters??? 100
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Finally did it. I took the leap. I just ordered a bidet. Never used one before, but with my back now being bad (& feeling like it’s going to be in severe pain again soon), I’d rather not go through what I went through the past 2 times. I just hope my back doesn’t go out before I can install it. 240
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026OOOOOOOH! Documentary about the song American Pie? Fuck, yeah! 120
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“NO, MAMA! NO POST DAT PICCYTURE OF ME ON DA FONE! I WOOK SIWWY!” “Too late, baby boy. Sorry.” 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Being forced to watch the Baltimore/Dallas football game. I hate football. I have to get through it, though, so I should pick a side so I can care a little. I choose Dallas because whoever did the Baltimore jerseys chose a SHIT font (for sports purposes) & the kerning on the names is ATROCIOUS. 120
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026HOLY SHIT! HAHA! Saw that the name of the NPC that lives with all the rats is named “Hamelyn”… as in “Hamlin”… as in “The Pied Piper of”. Well played, #Skyrim. Well played.static.klipy.comI See What You Did There Oh Yeah MemeALT: I See What You Did There Oh Yeah Meme 020
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My mother watching Scrubs & seeing Dr. Cox punch Dr. Kelso in his face: “YES!!! GOOD FOR DR. COX! KELSO DESERVED IT! HE’S SSSSSSUCH AN ASS!” 😂 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today I learned that the same guy who played Odo on DS9 also played the singing Chef in The Little Mermaid. 120
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OOOOOH, NELLY! Enchanting reached 100. IT. IS. ON. #LizPlaysSkyrim 010
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026PRAISE BE TO CONSOLE COMMANDS! WOOOT! I’ve been waiting 15 years for this!!! #LizPlaysSkyrim 140
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*JAW DROPPED* If your pickpocket skill is high (or you make overpowered pickpocket potions) & you’ve escaped from the Markarth prison with the Foresworn King, not only will all the Foresworn be passive toward you, but you can just walk up & kill them by pickpocketing their Briar Hearts. #Skyrim 110
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So, yeah… I just ONE-SHOT a DRAGON in Skyrim. M… uh… maybe I shouldn’t have EVERY piece of gear with +40% Archery boost.static.klipy.comMaiamitchell's Yikes MomentALT: Maiamitchell's Yikes Moment 020
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“MAMA! Big brudder won’ pway wif me!” “He’s sleepy, baby. Also, you know this room is his sanctuary & you kinda barged in here. How would you like it if he woke you up during nap time?” “Oh, I woodn’t wike dat at all.” “Well, then.” “Buh he ‘wake now, so… pwaytiem?” 020
Reposted by Mistress LeBeauDani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 22/09/2026wait what do you mean you don't constantly worry that you said something wrong and everyone is mad at you and not telling you 912724
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Now it’s in your head, too.static.klipy.comSaja Boys Perform 'Shoulder Shrug' DanceALT: Saja Boys Perform 'Shoulder Shrug' Dance 220
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@carnaganwolfe.bsky.social Your wife made this, didn’t she? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyekXyV8/tiktok.comBeen getting a lot of requests for these lol #crochet #coasters #cotton TikTok video by IamJarlie 010
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026…also… JUSTICE FOR BENNY!!!! #StrangerThings 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Something I really liked that they did in Stranger Things was they had age-appropriate music… Like, the adults listened to late 60s music instead of whatever was “new” in the 80s. They liked “their” music. I also liked that Joyce’s house had old-for-the-time furniture. Great little details. 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I do believe it’s time for a Stranger Things rewatch. 100
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Jackson & Honey Bear have been watching Scrubs with me all evening. Captain Nibbles is upstairs watching Frasier because he thinks it’s more high-brow. 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@disneygirl85.bsky.social DISNEYGIRL!!!static.klipy.comJim's Te Iubesc Office HugALT: Jim's Te Iubesc Office Hug 110
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.static.klipy.comGood Morning DanceALT: Good Morning Dance 110
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh, thank fuck I found that I still subscribed to Peacock so I could turn on my mother’s tv & just let football babysit her.static.klipy.comDwight Schrute's Excited Reaction in The OfficeALT: Dwight Schrute's Excited Reaction in The Office 100
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Y’all… Those Cheetos Bag of Bones are AWESOME. 010
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Lil’ Brudder said yoo got a delibbery. I assum yoo got tweats? GIB DA TWEATS!” 000
Mistress LeBeau @mistresslebeau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Don’t wurry, mama. I watch for delibbery guy for yoo.” He’s my helpful boy. 220
