Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I cannot overstate how much I enjoy placing my tongue and lips on and in vaginas Also: welcome~ 110
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026All I'm saying is, if drinking pee is okay by NASA's standards, it's time for us to stop calling it a kink 0123
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm just saying it's been a while since I have fucked gender-ambiguous pussy 0100
Reposted by Mistress EvelynMistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I would dive into that pussy like Scrooge McDuck dives into gold coins: at an injurious if not lethal speed and trajectory 3177
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I would dive into that pussy like Scrooge McDuck dives into gold coins: at an injurious if not lethal speed and trajectory 3177
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The only problem with short shorts is that my balls keep falling out 180
Reposted by Mistress Evelyn🦋daria•anako🦋 artist @anako.bsky.social · 17/08/2026✨Loftiness✨ I'm still so proud of these clouds ☁️ #art #humanartist #witch 302365486
Reposted by Mistress EvelynCherry Anne 🍒🌸 @cherrycuti.fun · 18/08/2026Do whatever you want. It makes those in power uncomfortable. And if you ask me, nobody in the world deserves to be more uncomfortable than them. 0138
Reposted by Mistress Evelyn🔞🏳️⚧️::515::🏳️⚧️🔞 ( weekly goal $55/ $500) @515art.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Keep me fed, housed and drawing! ko-fi.com/fiveonefiveko-fi.comBuy ::FIVE-ONE-FIVE:: a CoffeeBecome a supporter of ::FIVE-ONE-FIVE:: today! 02334
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 28/07/2026One might curse God for making me a woman with balls so long that they dip into the toilet water more often than I care to count, but I choose to say a prayer for all the women who were never born with balls at all 161
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yo @sky-writes.bsky.social is this true?? bsky.app/profile/deme... 290
Reposted by Mistress Evelyn🐴 Jam 🍂 Comms open! @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Whenever i see young furries complaining about older furries and their weird kinks i think of this do u feel me 3040841195
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I think lewd is both subjective and relative, and as an observer I don't really have any input on the art I'm observing, merely personal observations. You're allowed to advertise your own works as "lewd" within your own personal definition of the word, and whoever disagrees can kick rocks 000
Reposted by Mistress EvelynJonah, but sexy @cumenby.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A conveniently timed birthday gift for @balljointhime.bsky.social made by @agavegator.bsky.social. Honestly he made Jonah so pretty it's unfair. 3358
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If I have a version of sex with five more people, that'll be one for every year I've been alive 061
Reposted by Mistress EvelynBambi 🩷🪽 🔜 Fureh, Calfurry @bratblush.bsky.social · 11/07/2026FREAK 4 FREAK ⛓️💞 1636751041
Reposted by Mistress EvelynMaw🐭 @mawmain.bsky.social · 10/07/2026getting into some shenanigans at the public mall..🦌 @kitythighs.bsky.social 13461642
Reposted by Mistress Evelyn🔞🏳️⚧️::515::🏳️⚧️🔞 ( weekly goal $55/ $500) @515art.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Ideally, 100 people would give me 5 dollars a week and I’d spend my whole life making portraits for sex workers on a whim. On that note, current progress on @pigeonrxt.bsky.social (buy me food and coffee ko-fi.com/fiveonefive ) 12771193
Reposted by Mistress EvelynGoopy 🔞 @goopystem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Just trying them on for a sec. 72702384
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This does seem to be the truth of it, yeah 120
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 10/07/2026idk what it is about these folks who have never given head before being absolute fucking champs at it, but damn that was some good novice head 6120
Reposted by Mistress EvelynMicrobe 👻🔞 @hatsunemicrobe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Real quick Nagi doodling 205756805
Reposted by Mistress EvelynTallyho! 💐 🏳️⚧️ (Comms: Waitlist) @tallyho221.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Streetwear Y'shtola ⛓️ #FFXIV 154210986
Reposted by Mistress EvelynRavalska @ravalska.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Art swap with @mollietown.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️ 022532
Reposted by Mistress EvelynMistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Stealing this bsky.app/profile/pupp... 581
Reposted by Mistress EvelynUrsa 🧸, Mama Bearfessor @ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com · 29/05/2026I feel vindicated. I said the phrase "I'm a trans woman" during my interview, specified she/her (even though my legal name is VERY male coded), and made zero effort to pass (I was just my butch ass self) They still gave me the job. I didn't have to hide, though someone thought I needed to. 3352
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Earlier I wrapped my arm around my mutt's neck in a threat of a sleeper hold, then proceeded to dry hump her into a vibrator that she was laying on top of Thought you'd want to know 3120
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 28/05/2026As far as my personal life goes, my wife's Dom/partner admires my emotional maturity and respects my intelligence and thinks I'm funny Also the woman at the nearby bakery gave me her number 2120
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 21/05/2026*points to dog bed underneath desk* Mistress has some grinding to do with her crafter classes, wanna help? 190
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 20/05/2026So I may have accidentally given myself a leather kink It smells so good 190
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Due to unforeseen ingrown hairs, I regret to inform you that the bush has been tamed 170
Reposted by Mistress EvelynMistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Yes, you can masturbate to me. Yes, I encourage it. You're doing great! 2131
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Yes, you can masturbate to me. Yes, I encourage it. You're doing great! 2131
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 12/05/2026My actual favorite thing is when new people get to see my pics, they're good! 170
Mistress Evelyn @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social · 12/05/2026When that pretty lady you've been chatting up follows your lewd alt :3 1110