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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In today's @sevendaysvt.bsky.social! ⛵📸👿😳 #cartoon #photography
A guy is taking a photo of a typical seaside vista including a lighthouse and sailboats. A little devil version of himself floats nearby, saying “Now take seven more pictures of the same thing! Choosing between them later will be fun!”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#CoyoteVsAcme is filled with a ton of jokes & a ton of heart but two moments in particular—a book the Coyote is reading and a spray they use on one character—made me laugh-shout in the theater to a level beyond my control. Bravo to everyone who made this joyous movie happen.
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In Nolan's Odyssey, the sirens sing about "all the promises you never kept", which means their song to me would be at least partially about offering someone a ride back to Chicago from a contra dance weekend in Madison WI & then leaving without them because their goodbyes were taking too long
Illustration of 3 winged sirens singing towards Odysseus's ship.
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I might be away for a week but I will never be out of reach. NEVER.
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Every Possible Way To Reach Me on Vacation
As you may have seen in my previous seven all-company emails, I’ll be on vacation next week. You read that right! I’ve taken the advice…
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In this week's @sevendaysvt.bsky.social! It's okay if we don't know everything about Patricia. Let's enjoy that we have Patricia at all. #cartoon #television
A couple sits on the couch, the credits of a concluded show playing on their nearby TV. One of them says, “What a perfect finale to a perfect season of television. All that’s left is to come up with a million little theories to make future episodes impossible to enjoy.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One Boingo hotspot & suddenly you've lost everything. In this week's @sevendaysvt.bsky.social 😢✈️🛜
A haggard-looking man sits on the sidewalk with his fedora placed before him to collect donations from the people walking past. Next to him is a sign reading ‘SERIES OF MISFORTUNES SET IN MOTION BY USING FREE AIRPORT WI-FI’.
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Dog vindication in this week's @sevendaysvt.bsky.social #cartoon #dogs #monsters 🐕🦑
A large tentacled many-eyed monster has knocked down the door to a residential home and taken a man, woman and dog captive. The man says to the dog, “Okay, yes, this time you were actually barking at something.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Wheee! 😐 #cartoon #Iran
A reporter doing a live broadcast in front of a city reminiscent of Tehran, saying “Along with our battlefield reporting… we’ve got some great prizes for anyone who can explain why we’re doing this.” Crawl text along the bottom says ‘KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE? CALL NOW’ alongside images of luggage, a washer-dryer and a vacuum cleaner.
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
💰❤️🐕 #cartoon #dogs #heist
4 people are studying a blueprint on a table, planning a heist. The leader says “The heist will involve getting into nearly impossible spaces--that’s where you come in, Dog-Hair Jones.” Oh yeah: one team member is a human shape made entirely of dog hair.
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
NEWS: If the dept of homeland security runs out of money we could be invaded, another country could overturn our government and disrupt our way of life ME: go on
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Feel the chill. 🍸❄️ #cartoon #weather #lgbtq
A typical weatherman gestures towards a big map while three intimidating gay men stand nearby. The weatherman says “We’re looking at temps in the high 40s, but near this cluster of high-status gays it’s feeling more like ten below.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
More #npr cheerleading from yesterday's @sevendaysvt.bsky.social! #cartoon
Two NPR radio hosts sit at a desk in front of microphones during a broadcast. One says “Today’s public radio program is brought to you by the following companies, many of whom are quietly working to destroy us.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Pa rum pum pum BWARRRRRGGGG #cartoon #holidays
Classic nativity scene. The little drummer boy is there, and next to him stands a girl holding a bagpipe. One of the wise men whispers to another, “It gets worse — he has a cousin.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
From this week's @sevendaysvt.bsky.social! 👻🎄 #cartoon #christmas #holidays
The ghost of Jacob Marley hovers before a terrified Ebenezer Scrooge, cowering in an armchair. Marley has a string of Christmas lights twined around him, and says “Scrooooooge, I wear the chain I forged in life! But lately I’ve been having fuuuuuun with it!”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
From a recent @sevendaysvt.bsky.social! #cartoon #coffee
Coffee shop. A barista has put an order on the counter for a guy to take, but a glowing rift has begun to appear around the cup. The barista is saying, “Yeah, sometimes we get a name so wrong it opens a rift in the fabric of space-time.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
With all the #Frankenstein talk being thrown around, please enjoy this story of another writer present for Lord Byron's scary-story contest. (It goes badly.) 🏰🖊️
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How Mary Shelley Ruined My Vacation
Mary Shelley conceived Frankenstein while visiting Lord Byron in Lake Geneva. But who else was there?
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I'd love a pin to wear that signals "There's no need to interact with me, retail person. No smile, no chit chat. You can ignore me. You SHOULD ignore me."
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Every @npr.org affiliate I listen to now in “we’re not kidding around” fundraising mode. (Also it’s fun to draw big phones). #cartoon
A fund drive scene, with a nerdy guy holding a mic & looking out at us, an array of desks behind him with staff talking into phones that are 10 times their normal size. The nerdy guy says “With recent changes, our fund drive is more important than ever. So we’ve switched to really big phones.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Happy final trailer day to those who celebrate! #wicked 🧙‍♀️👸
A couple sits on a couch having a meaningful conversation, holding hands. One of them says “If you’re not prepared to emotionally support me through the ‘Wicked’ sequel being released this fall, I need to know now.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
New essay for McSweeney's! 🧝🚨
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
In today's @sevendaysvt.bsky.social! Inspired by bear encounter earlier this year. #cartoon #bear
An enormous bear stands patiently next to a hiker, who scrolls on his phone while saying “Hang on — I’m positive there’s an online mnemonic about how to react to you.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
NYT #connections making some wild choices lately
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
In a recent @sevendaysvt.bsky.social! Shout-out to the ONLY type of pizza delivery box I saw during my Long Island youth. #cartoon #pizza #inclusivity
A title over the cartoon reads “SUPPORTIVE PIZZA BOXES”. Below this, a standard pizza delivery box with an old guy in a chef’s hat giving the “chef’s kiss” gesture. The top text on the box says “YOU’VE TRIED ALL THE REST...” but the bottom text has a note taped over it, reading “...AND THEY’RE ALL PERFECTLY VALID AND DELICIOUS OPTIONS.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Happy father's day to those who celebrate! #cartoon #fathersday #orb
A dad sits in his easy chair with a book, his pre-teen son stands before him. On the mantlepiece nearby are some family photos but also a mysterious glowing sphere under a glass case. Talking to his son, the father says “Of course  you’re my biggest treasure, but the orb that fell from space and allows your dad to move things with his mind is pretty great, too.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
NPR is dear to my heart and after @arnieniekamp.bsky.social pointed out my tendency to recommend Fresh Air episodes, I’ve realized it’s about 90% of my personality. As lawmakers attempt to defund it, some @npr.org cartoons:
A helicopter is delivering a tote bag the size of a house to someone’s front door. A representative from Public Radio tells the occupant, “We really, really appreciate your generous donation.”A radio interviewer is sitting near a microphone with a composed young woman. Behind them sits what looks like a pirate with parrots on his shoulder, holding a French horn. The interviewer says “My next guest is a thoughtful, promising young poet, but if that falls flat, we have a backup.”A public radio announcer talks into a microphone in a studio, saying, “A quick reminder: while my voice may sound measured and reassuring, the actual news is still total batshit.”
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Bummer it's ending, especially with a shortened season, but if anyone exemplifies "I was expecting a little more time than this" it's Pike 🖖
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‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ to End With a Shortened Season 5
Paramount+ orders a final season of the series ahead of its third season premiere.
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Scam texts getting closer to mapping out my entire motivational system
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Thanks @sevendaysvt.bsky.social for giving Aragorn humor a home. #cartoon #lotr
Two parents and their scruffy adult child sit on a sofa watching The Return of the King, where Aragorn leads the army of Gondor. One parent says, "...and by accepting his destiny, Aragorn did his part to help save the world. What we're saying, Kyle, is you've really got to move out."
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It's Cartoon Covers day where New Yorker cartoonists "cover" each other's work, and I had the great pleasure of trying out the supreme badassery of @ngoziu.com! Original on the right. Follow #nyercartooncovers to see them all.
The Justice League are all trying to take down a giant robot. In the middle of this, Green Lantern John Stewart holds a folder of papers and shouts "Look, just because we're in the middle of something doesn't mean we can't approve last week's meeting minutes and vote on the budget!"The Justice League are standing amidst the wreckage of some concluded battle. Green Lantern John Stewart addresses everybody: "OK, I'm just gonna say it: The only time the league gets together is during catastrophes. We do not have enough time to discuss and vote on a budget during catastrophes."
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
(every #severance thread I'm seeing right now) Ok, I’ll be unpacking that last ep for years. Anyone struggling with the mysteries of this show: try Bluey, this is NOT for you. Can’t get into ALL things I instinctively intuited from this episode, but some reactions: (1/6)
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Saw in a post office & the sheer incongruity with the world right now left me no choice but to buy them
A box of small colorful note cards with big glittery text on them that says ‘YAY’.
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
🌹 Happy Valentine's Day! 🌹 #cartoon #valentines #flowers
Cartoon of a florist shop window, with two items on display: a dozen roses with the sign, 'Say "I love you forever"' -- and a mixed bouquet with the sign, 'Say "we still avoid some topics"'
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
From a Dec '24 issue of @sevendaysvt.bsky.social (Wow, does that seem like a long time ago.) #cartoon #wildlife #hubris 🦌♟️🦌
Two deer are sitting in armchairs and playing chess in the middle of a winding road. One asks, "Are we getting cocky?"
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Halsey @halseyberryman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Hi Bluesky! I’m an illustrator based in DC and I like to draw animals 👋
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The industrious @ngoziu.com created a starter pack of NYer cartoonists! Follow people who have many, many more published cartoons than me! (It's not a contest / success looks different to everyone / scavenger hunt not marathon / life is a highway) ✒️🍌❤️ #cartoons
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
⛄🎅🫠 #cartoon
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I always forget how Christmas Carol starts kinda weird
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Recent one from @sevendaysvt.bsky.social! #cartoon #reviews 🐻🐻🐻👧
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
During the holiday season, remember that some people are on their own with very few visitors. If you get a chance, reach out & try to learn how they achieved this
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Idina Menzel & Kristin Chenoweth modeling a peaceful transition of power #wicked
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
always tough to witness this kind of parenting #vance
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Really irresponsible when people don't share the full headline
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Enjoy those holiday parties! 🍷🍷🍷
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
🐈👍.
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Grateful. 🦃
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Oh boy, do I love this.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
Worm in Richard Scarry Apple car
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Tuesday mysterious guardian content. #cartoon #riddles
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Tim Sniffen @mistersniffen.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Disney's Galactic Starcruiser has ended, a historic moment, especially if you were born on it & led to believe the whole thing was real
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Son, It’s Time You Learned Your Entire Life Has Been Spent on “Disney’s Galactic Starcruiser��...
Put down your lightsaber and have a seat, Wabi-Bon. Your mother and I have something to tell you.
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