Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 12hit is of course, not literally northernlion. in fact if i was northernlion and i saw me calling this guy him, i might be pretty pissy about it one ryan to another, we just gotta find a more famous bald person 200
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 14hit starts like how this one does www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pjy...youtube.comArgoman The Fantastic Superman 1967YouTube video by MrLondellsGroovyMovies 020
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 15hGot perhaps the greatest belated birthday gift a fella like me could ever get: The Kill Each Other Cut 2253
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 19hand look, i'm not a heartless guy, i think it's GREAT we have a cure for the kind of tongue cancer ONE GUY got because he thought he was funny and licked the elephant's foot. but we don't have elephants around here 040
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 19hthe nurse brought up a new thing where they’re growing dick’s on forearms and it takes a little while but once it’s all grown they snap it off and swap it with your old one. I ask if they can grow just a foreskin on the forearm and they bring up the dick to pussy to dick surgery again 1100
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 19hdoctor told me there’s no safe foreskinplasty available with my insurance but since Mamdani finally forked out a ton of money for trans medicine, it would be cheaper for me to get pussy surgery and then dick surgery and THAT dick would have foreskin 1110
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 19hI feel like medical science should be returning our foreskins to us but we’re too busy finding cures for unhelpfully specific kinds of cancer 1203
Reposted by Mr. Ryan.Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025shiny cortney and benny (2023) 223529
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026a late and rushed morning cortney, many such cases 0251
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026as a guy who likes painting on cave walls, comedians talking shop on a podcast might be the lowest form of entertainment 2160
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026managed to squeeze in a little bit of comic time after my long and draining day 0251
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026for the record, I think there are many more things to consider before we start considering to consider forgiveness 0120
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026twisted and fucked-uply ironic that for a couple months now I’ve been thinking about what forgiveness and rehabilitation actually looked like today but never felt like it would be a good time to bring it up at large because it probably wouldn’t be the best look and it really isn’t now, is it 2280
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026anyways there's a new page up on patreon, go see if you can check it out if you can even read this... 060
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026listen i'm not a programmer but i think if i wanted to, i should be able to post onto this website 1212
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026posting the morning cortney three hours late, such is the life of the busiest man to push the boulder 1427
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I did get, a, birthday souvenir from Brooklyn’s Japan Village 1160
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They had a Moomin ballpoint pen for 11 entire dollars. A ballpoint pen. Mamdani, how did you let this happen 1110
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I also went to Brooklyn’s Japan Village, where I mostly balked at how expensive everything at the Bandai store was. I drew this Haro with a five dollar highlighter and I didn’t get the highlighter because it was just a highlighter. 1120
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Got to see original art of my main Josuke, couldn’t be happier 1411
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this is one of the first things you see in the exhibit, and god what a strong start 1371
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026people were getting yelled at by staff for doing just that 100
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The perfect imperfection you don’t get a chance to notice when it goes to print. 3262
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026saw some truly legendary shit in person today, couldn’t be more thankful 24911
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026as a little birthday treat, I went to the Brooklyn Museum to see the Art of Manga exhibit, and it was a fantastic time 2721
Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DEFINITELY get yourself a good rustoleum *matte* clear coat for priming and finishing, it makes it all work. Basically every custom thing I’ve painted within the past couple of years was done with posca markers on a matte prime coat. Also do a top coat at least three times 010