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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 18h
SCIENCE!
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 18h
Millions in SpaceX debt? Watch out Elon.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 18h
Build yer Ballroom there Trumpy!
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 18h
Fuckin' Cowboys You had one job. Now Bucky Irving owns me!
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 19h
Is AI "jewish science"? The Yarvin knows.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or at the least reduce C-suite renumeration since AI would quickly calculate that management overhead does not give a proportionate ROI. Most consulting firms smartly overlook that sector of the business due to the unspoken rubric of knowing where the consulting fees are authorized.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Grok has demonstrated this multiple times regarding His Creator Musk himself and been taken to the woodshed to "have its programming updated".
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right before the Nuke falls.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh there were consequences. But it all went away MAGICALLY because of the Fairy Godfather POTUS and his magic blanket pardon wand.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gentlemen, there's no fighting allowed in the War Room!
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Founding Fathers did it, so The Fondling Father does it too.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You've already gerrymandered your Red States to the nth degree, and you still have to bribe voters, weak tea. I hope the recipients digitally deposit those checks and never leave their Barcaloungers to vote (unless they are Democrats, of course).
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hassett: The Chipper Chipmunk of Electoral Disaster.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super Genius Intelligence Force Members: Wile E. Coyote and Donald J. Trump
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is the Golf Now gopher named "Chip" because he seems to be a Chip and he's always chipper and I love that for him and I love that Rory McIlroy has to play against a puppet gopher.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump's been watching the first 10 minutes of "Patton" again.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When is he going to demand a portable Escalator or have to use an industrial scissor lift to get up to the door? Or will he repel down from Marine One?
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Crypto POTUS is a Cyborg. Don't date robots!
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope they are ACME brand. Finest Kind.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Butthat tiny steak will be on a sword, so they will love it
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
President Jim Dandy To The Rescue! President Jim Dandy To The Rescue! "Then three strong good-looking guys (they looked like Twins Plus One) came up to me openly weeping because my very presence on the scene had saved America and they asked me to be their Daddy. And Daddy took them in the Beast.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super Intelligent Magic Provider
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a sad little man, lapdog to Putin's Lapdog.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Enforced by the AI Judicial System and the TechBro Armed Robo Forces. "We can police our creations and ourselves." promised by the same Tech Bros who thus far have been unable to police their own creations or themselves.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, there are no Congressional Bills to sign. And his whole schtick is the Decider vibe. So, it's EOs or he starts suing the whole country for not supporting (loving) him.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm surprised since he's doing his Greatest Hits, he hasn't decided to reboot TA, perhaps as The Apprentice Government Edition. Oh Yeah. That was The Doge Bros Show, which was cancelled last year.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crest of The Wave: 9:30 AM
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It's all about the demo, man." As Disney/ABC/ESPN as sell prime real estate to a Vanilla Ice sports guy.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck Apple TV also.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least he's absconded to Argentina. Here in the US, Rahm Emanuel is talking about burning bundles of cash (running in 2028). This right here is Hell Actually.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is This Hell?
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big Bank Account = Smart American Way
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FOX Production faked out of their Nikes on that handoff fake by IU. Great QB job.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A New Soap: The Old and The Incontinent D.C.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Great Furry Panic of 2026!
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's a dry racist sexist idiot and pedophile.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Make America Granite Again!
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Senator, The Godking, Our Dear Leader can never be wrong. You should tread lightly in this area lest He hears of this exchange. The Fact that you question Him like this demonstrates why we must Make America Great Again. Your faith or lack of it has been noted." What The Admin Nominees really think.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Furry Pilots: The Newest culture war Panic
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stroke Me! Stoke Me!
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BUSTED!
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enjoy!
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The RNC Chair is bad at his job.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SHHH! It’s supposed to be a secret.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
High and outside.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now his ads trumpet "Endorsed By Ron DeSantis". Not sure that a DeSatan endorsement is going to help.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of my elementary school teachers had one of these and I got to ride in it after a team practice. Damn. that car had the loudest whiney tranny I've ever heard. It was like it was in the car with you. (Which it virtually was. Paper thin steel for flooring)
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Prince Neggrizz. Vizier Lil Marco. Commander Kegsbreath. Pretenders to the Throne Junior and the Dumb One.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By definition, an Everything bagel is a bagel with a Grocery Store on it and a schmear.
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misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey Trump. Russia is losing. Ukraine holds the winning cards, Losers need to make the concessions at the peace conference. Russia must leave all Ukraine territory including Crimea and Russia must allow Ukraine to join the EU and NATO. Get A Clue.
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