misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 18hFuckin' Cowboys You had one job. Now Bucky Irving owns me! 010
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Or at the least reduce C-suite renumeration since AI would quickly calculate that management overhead does not give a proportionate ROI. Most consulting firms smartly overlook that sector of the business due to the unspoken rubric of knowing where the consulting fees are authorized. 010
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Grok has demonstrated this multiple times regarding His Creator Musk himself and been taken to the woodshed to "have its programming updated". 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh there were consequences. But it all went away MAGICALLY because of the Fairy Godfather POTUS and his magic blanket pardon wand. 010
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Gentlemen, there's no fighting allowed in the War Room! 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Founding Fathers did it, so The Fondling Father does it too. 100
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You've already gerrymandered your Red States to the nth degree, and you still have to bribe voters, weak tea. I hope the recipients digitally deposit those checks and never leave their Barcaloungers to vote (unless they are Democrats, of course). 020
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hassett: The Chipper Chipmunk of Electoral Disaster. 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Super Genius Intelligence Force Members: Wile E. Coyote and Donald J. Trump 1182
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Is the Golf Now gopher named "Chip" because he seems to be a Chip and he's always chipper and I love that for him and I love that Rory McIlroy has to play against a puppet gopher. 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trump's been watching the first 10 minutes of "Patton" again. 010
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When is he going to demand a portable Escalator or have to use an industrial scissor lift to get up to the door? Or will he repel down from Marine One? 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Crypto POTUS is a Cyborg. Don't date robots! 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 I hope they are ACME brand. Finest Kind. 010
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Butthat tiny steak will be on a sword, so they will love it 110
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026President Jim Dandy To The Rescue! President Jim Dandy To The Rescue! "Then three strong good-looking guys (they looked like Twins Plus One) came up to me openly weeping because my very presence on the scene had saved America and they asked me to be their Daddy. And Daddy took them in the Beast. 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a sad little man, lapdog to Putin's Lapdog. 001
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Enforced by the AI Judicial System and the TechBro Armed Robo Forces. "We can police our creations and ourselves." promised by the same Tech Bros who thus far have been unable to police their own creations or themselves. 010
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well, there are no Congressional Bills to sign. And his whole schtick is the Decider vibe. So, it's EOs or he starts suing the whole country for not supporting (loving) him. 040
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm surprised since he's doing his Greatest Hits, he hasn't decided to reboot TA, perhaps as The Apprentice Government Edition. Oh Yeah. That was The Doge Bros Show, which was cancelled last year. 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"It's all about the demo, man." As Disney/ABC/ESPN as sell prime real estate to a Vanilla Ice sports guy. 100
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At least he's absconded to Argentina. Here in the US, Rahm Emanuel is talking about burning bundles of cash (running in 2028). This right here is Hell Actually. 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026FOX Production faked out of their Nikes on that handoff fake by IU. Great QB job. 010
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A New Soap: The Old and The Incontinent D.C. 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He's a dry racist sexist idiot and pedophile. 010
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Senator, The Godking, Our Dear Leader can never be wrong. You should tread lightly in this area lest He hears of this exchange. The Fact that you question Him like this demonstrates why we must Make America Great Again. Your faith or lack of it has been noted." What The Admin Nominees really think. 151
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Furry Pilots: The Newest culture war Panic 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Now his ads trumpet "Endorsed By Ron DeSantis". Not sure that a DeSatan endorsement is going to help. 011
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of my elementary school teachers had one of these and I got to ride in it after a team practice. Damn. that car had the loudest whiney tranny I've ever heard. It was like it was in the car with you. (Which it virtually was. Paper thin steel for flooring) 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Prince Neggrizz. Vizier Lil Marco. Commander Kegsbreath. Pretenders to the Throne Junior and the Dumb One. 010
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026By definition, an Everything bagel is a bagel with a Grocery Store on it and a schmear. 000
misterpuff.bsky.social @misterpuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey Trump. Russia is losing. Ukraine holds the winning cards, Losers need to make the concessions at the peace conference. Russia must leave all Ukraine territory including Crimea and Russia must allow Ukraine to join the EU and NATO. Get A Clue. 060