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David Papineau

@misterpaps.bsky.social
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Marathoner. Ultramarathoner. Graphic designer. Former rugby player. Cartoonist. Flyfisher. Hockey dad. Runner of every street. Plogger of trash. @broadwayrunclub on Threads.

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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
While patrolling the border with Washington? 🤔
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Fans of dumb, pandemic-era hobbies may appreciate the majesty of mask 61,000.
Photo of a discarded medical mask picked up August 8, 2025 in the parking lot at Hillcrest Community Centre in Vancouver.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Happy Western States weekend to all who celebrate. Don’t die. #westernstates
Photo of a silver Western States finisher’s buckle.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
šxʷməθkʷəy̓əmasəm It's awesome that Vancouver's newest street name is basically pronounced Shh! Musqueam Awesome! www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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How to pronounce šxʷməθkʷəy̓əmasəm, Vancouver’s newest street name
Trutch Street in Vancouver's Kitsilano neighbourhood will soon be officially renamed Musqueumview Street in English and šxʷməθkʷəy̓əmasəm in hən̓q̓əmin̓əm̓. Vanessa Campbell, a member of the Musqueam ...
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
When the only tool you have is a Gorka, everything looks like terrorism. 🤪
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Callum @callumxoxox.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Ballad of Stephen Harper
YouTube video by Callum
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
“And by the way, an affordable home.” PP avoiding the question so hard he forgot the order of his Life-House-Street-Flag mantra. 🤪
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
OMG, I just saw this Aylmer's soup ad and nearly spat out my soup. #spoonsup #elbowsup 🇨🇦 youtu.be/Tfq_Syd9_Ik?...
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Aylmer – The Canadian Soup
YouTube video by Aylmer Foods Canada
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Pranksters gonna prank. 🤷‍♂️ youtu.be/l6qqPGVPxFg?...
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Trump Supporters Wave Russian Flags At CPAC | NowThis
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and covering his eyes with his hand .
Alt: Animal House clip of Dean Wormer telling the Delta pledge that “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Son.”
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
We don't talk enough about the Lost Harper Decade. #NeverPoilievre
A 2015 photo of a Vancouver stop sign adorned with a 'Harper' sticker under the word STOP.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Nardwuar and the PM hanging out down the street from me. youtu.be/TZmh_PNMImE?...
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Nardwuar vs. Prime Minister Mark Carney
YouTube video by NardwuarServiette
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I hope the Rockies are high enough to protect us from these dipshits. 🤞😬
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Part of me would love to see it because it would be indicative of a huge landslide victory, but five minutes anywhere in Vancouver Kingsway would tell you this is pure fantasy.
Screenshot from 338Canada website showing large Liberal polling lead in Vancouver Kingsway and the projection “Liberal likely”.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
That whole entrance was weird AF.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Sounds like you don’t like safe streets wrapped in the protective arms of a solid border? 🤔
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Mask 60,500.
A blue surgical mask on the sidewalk along King Edward Avenue near Main Street in Vancouver.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
What can I say? Why would ABC run two candidates when it wouldn’t change the power structure? Sim’s a petty dude. 🤷‍♂️
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
You didn’t see it mentioned in any stories because the only guy who pays attention to stuff like this was on vacation. 😜
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
You say “screwups” and “errors” like this wasn’t done deliberately to suppress the voter. 🤔
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
One City and COPE. @lucymaloney.bsky.social and @seanorr.bsky.social are the only choices.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Can’t believe Chicago pulled their goalie. 🙄
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Ovechkin blowing kisses to Kash Patel after tying Gretzky's record was kind of weird. 🤪
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Had to stop and rewind that part to confirm he was sitting with Patel. We used to revere the man, but Gretzky's doing a terrible job of proving to Canadians that he's not who we think he is. 🙄
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Gretzky hanging out in the private box with Kash Patel at the Capitals game to watch Ovechkin break his record. 🤔
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Putin's buddy is 2 goals away from beating Trump's buddy's goal scoring record.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I really wish @governorwalz.mn.gov was VP right now. 🫤
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hey @emmavigeland.bsky.social! I was happy to hear you got the pronunciation of ‘potash’ right today. I’d always figured you, of all people, would have known how to pronounce potash. 😜
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Autism Awareness Day and Trans Visibility Day in the same week. It’s a non-stop party at our place right now.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Nice try, @nytimes.com, but it’s too late. Wordle 1,379 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Tom Davidoff @tomdavidoff.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
City council elections are soon. @lucymaloney.bsky.social would make a great councillor because she is honest, smart (lawyer with government and industry experience), compassionate (longtime community organizer) and is on the right side of infrastructure (notably cycling) and housing issues.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
April 5th. Please Vote, Vancouver. Orr and Maloney. Orr and Maloney. Write it down. Orr and Maloney. Orr and Maloney. Set it to music if you have to. Orr and Maloney. Orr and Maloney. Or if you prefer, Maloney and Orr. Maloney and Orr. @lucymaloney.bsky.social @seanorr.bsky.social
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Sure, why not value xAI at $80 billion? It recently acquired exclusive new datasets for over 340 million people, give or take a few who have recently disappeared.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
So it’s actually Suits Not Boots? 🤔
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Anyone calling her Marlaina Lago yet?
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The Raging Grannies!! 🇨🇦
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Weird that a guy who's been in Parliament for 20+ years and wants to be PM doesn't understand how government works. 🤔
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Why would anyone have confidence in a government led by a guy who refuses to get a security clearance and calls income tax “the fine you pay for the crime of working hard”? 🇨🇦
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Jon McNaughton poured his heart and soul into that portrait. 😢
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Love how the Boots Not Suits guy showed up for work today wearing a suit. 🙄 #Canadavotes
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I think he blocked me over there many years ago for suggesting that about something else he had written. 🤔
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
They announced here at the same time. 🤔 bsky.app/profile/libe...
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
More of this please, @liberalca.bsky.social! 🇨🇦
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Saw a few American plates on the drive back to Vancouver from White Rock: the usuals Washington, Oregon, and California, and even a dude in a convertible from New York. Welcome to Canada but don’t you know we’re at war? 🤔🇨🇦🇺🇸
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Elbows up, Canada.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Ran into a great Canadian at the rink the other day.
Mike Myers and Prime Minister Mike Carney are photographed standing together, leaning on the boards of an ice rink. They are talking to each other and smiling.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Not to mention that Trump has declared war on the two other countries which are co-hosting it. 🤪
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
That fucking guy only got laid because of immigration.
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
How do we know it wasn’t just a well-fed raven taking a little nature break? Birds shit on statues all the time. 🤔
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David Papineau @misterpaps.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
He'd lose Twitter by then too if it goes that low, right?
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