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Mister Leslie

@misterleslietos.bsky.social
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Redshirt log. May contain deep cuts. (Main Trek account is Subcommander Tal)

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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stardate 2573.5 I switched with mirror mr leslie for like an hour during the last ion storm but nobody noticed a difference
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stardate 2558.2 it’s not fair that dr. m’benga only has to work one shift every twelve months
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stardate 2495.3 I like that everyone has hobbies on this ship: sulu likes fencing, uhura likes singing, chekov knows russian history, and scotty’s an alcoholic
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stardate 2481.3 I was annoyed when I got lunch today because hippie adam was there and he ate all the fruit and didn’t even bother to throw away the rind
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stardate 2478.2 commodore decker was putting some ointment on his feet and when I asked him what it was he said pure anti-fungal absolutely pure
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stardate 2461.2 sometimes I feel bad about running over edith keeler with that truck
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stardate 2455.9 starfleet gave me the award for inconspicuous gallantry
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Stardate 2450.7 the cordrazine story was a hoax scotty really is dealing drugs
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Stardate 2443.9 I swear there used to be a phaser control room on this ship
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stardate 2453.7 dr. mccoy still keeps calling me connors
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Stardate 2441.9 I can tell how fast we’re going by the feel of the deck plates but the captain told me not to crawl on the floor
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Stardate 2430.7 the captain keeps reporting I died in the line of duty
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Stardate 2422.3 uhura never returns my calls
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Stardate 2419.3 mr. kyle asked me how could I be in starfleet for ten years without a single promotion and I told him he overlooked one fact: inferior ability breeds inferior ambition
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Stardate 2412.7 I can never remember which transporter room has the food dispenser
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Stardate 2401.9 the buttons on my console don’t do anything
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Stardate 2367.1 the senior officers still won’t let me wear eyeshadow
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Stardate 2354.6 sulu’s stupid plant grabbed me again
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Stardate 2317.9 thought I found a tribble on board but it was just chekov’s wig
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Stardate 2301.7 after the captain says the morning announcements over the intercom we always have to stand for the e pleb neesta
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Stardate 2295.4 the captain told me self-expression seems to be one of my problems
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Stardate 2290.9 tried using the salt and pepper shakers I found in sickbay but nothing came out
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Stardate 2287.1 the captain told me to store the phaser rifle somewhere safe and now I don’t remember where I put it
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Stardate 2259.1 had kp duty and made more chicken sandwiches again
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Mister Leslie @misterleslietos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Stardate 2246.2 the captain never makes eye contact with me
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