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Mr. Layman

@misterlayman.bsky.social
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Teacher, Writer, Historian, Gamemaster, Pro Dungeons and Dragons DM. Crow T Robot said one of my jokes. I'm in an unusual number of documentaries about Thanksgiving and/or ghosts. www.mrlaymanshomeschoolhistory.com

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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow, this is for almost 12 whole days of diesel use in the U.S. Not even 2 weeks.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The main issue is that the left has had the empathy squeezed out of them. I don't have pity for these MAGA goons. Cut off their aid from the blue counties (that are 70% of the GDP and 95% of the ports) and just let us keep out tax money. Let them kick rocks next to their foreclosed farms.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The more California can build bridges with other nations, the more taxes we can withhold and use for our own projects without the federal government holding it up for petty reasons, the better. A more independent California helpful for the world.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What are these rubes even clapping for? They don't have two dimes to rub togeter to see anyting out of their tri-county area.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dang. Heck yeah!
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Hajime No Ippo Knock Out Punch
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who is Hasan Piker and what had he done that's impacted my life nearly so much as Trump as his tariffs and his war and his cutting off people from emergency aid because they didn't vote for him.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's A.I. It's also Twitter, Gulf of Mexico, and Lake Ontario.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's fine to mock Susan Collins because she is a bad representative. She claimed she was only going to serve 1 term in the Senate and she's at term 6. She's a hand-wringing do-nothing waste of a seat. "Oh no... this seems... bad" -votes for it Road salt... like who has gas money right now, SUSAN
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Kobe Bryant: More
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Socialism is when the fire department puts your burning house out and they don't then send you a bill, you dork.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A.I.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good. Keep more of our tax dollars in CA and give less of it to the federal government. We kick in 275 billion dollars extra than we get back, yet they (under Trump and his GAP / MAGA allies) chuckle and don't help us. Australia, Canada, and Mexico helped us while Trump dementia-posted memes.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I live in CA and am not a billionaire, so my YouTube has ads in it. EVERY single ad break is trying to get me to vote AGAINST prop 40, AKA a one time tax on billionaires. #Yeson40 With the effort and money they're spending to try to convince me it is bad, it's got to be good. yeson40.com
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Tax Billionaires Save Lives Tax Billionaires. Save Lives. Vote YES on Prop 40 Vote NO on Props 41 and 42: the billionaire-funded tricks to undo Prop 40 Introduced by Healthcare Workers Prop 40, The Ca...
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OR we could just have had FREE TRADE with Canada, like we did before you helped push Trump into office, Susan, you dullard.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seeing as how Iran has no beef with CA, if Los Angeles or San Diego were "taken out" I'd assume Donald did it to advance his aims.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I say this as a person living in Los Angeles. If Los Angeles or San Diego get "taken out" it's not going to be by Iran, it's going to be Trump doing it as a pretext for a ground invasion or to suspend elections. Trump is more of a threat than Iran. Feel free to 25th amendment him at any time.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If L.A. gets nuked, I'd assume it was a false flag by Trump. I'm not threatened by Iran.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
let's be real, if L.A. or San Diego gets nuked, it's Trump doing it. CA has no beef with Iran and Iran probably doesn't have beef with CA.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The students would usually complain that "the nurse doesn't do anything" and it's like ... yeah. I have band aides in my desk but like ... sorry buddy, them's the breaks. Heck when I was a kid I brought my own Tylenol. I still do.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As someone living in Los Angeles, I don't blame anyone for getting a one way bus ticket here from Montana and sleeping in a tent under an overpass.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just putting this out there. As someone living in Los Angeles, if it gets nuked, it's going to be Donald doing it. These MAGA dullards are the kings of the false flags. Also, Donald probably meant to say San Francisco. It's the dementia talking, and the "daddy paid for my grades"
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We pay all these taxes, how dare they go to a borderline uncountable number of essential services that I would not want run for profit." That's like ... the point of taxes.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
20 minutes of ambience in the Enterprise-D engine room. So calm, so soothing. Sure hope an emergency doesn't happen after 20 minutes to snap you out of your nap! I use timers like these for my students. #whitenoise #ASMR #Ambientsound #meditation #20minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqGy...
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ST:TNG Engine Room - 20 Minutes with alarm -
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh drat, I reserved 6 free seats but forgot to go. Hold another rally, Donald, I'll for sure be there.
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Man Suppressing a Giggle and Chuckle
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump sure hates tiny things ... for some reason. Anyway, keep it up I guess. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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Is Trump taking too much aspirin? Here's what experts say
Trump takes four times the recommended dose of aspirin for cardiac prevention. Even low-dose aspirin is no longer recommended for people over 60 who don't have heart disease.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nearly 100 dollars? Wow, he can't even bribe well. And why is "Checks" written like that. This is a coupon for soup at Denny's isn't it?
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump means "jig" when he says "peek" and MAGA knows it.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excuse me, Donald Trump thinks the NOISE from windmills causes cancer. Here, maybe a drawing will help.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
By all means Mr. President, keep taking the 325 one every day. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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Is Trump taking too much aspirin? Here's what experts say
Trump takes four times the recommended dose of aspirin for cardiac prevention. Even low-dose aspirin is no longer recommended for people over 60 who don't have heart disease.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey rubes, is this comedy?
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who is this failure that's running her gob?
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My doctor was like "don't eat any rare steak or hamburger" and I was like, dude, I don't have beef money anyway.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I almost feel sorry for this cretin, but pity is tied for 5th place.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We all saw this happen, live, on TV, on January 6th. What's the mystery here?
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January 6th Capitol Riot Scene
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've got a Honda Civic from 2010 with under 100K on it. But I'm never buying an internal combustion car after driving an EV. Also, they're getting much easier to maintain and require less maintenance. Who needs a bunch of explosions powering the car when it could just be a battery?
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Megalodon is Maryland's state shark! Cool! :D
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something tells me too many people got tickets and aren't going.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kind of makes me wonder why CA is kicking in an extra 270 some odd BILLION dollars to the federal government when FEMA, a federal program, can be canceled for CA at the whim of an orange doofus with a god complex and a preschool education.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will say that ICE proved repeatedly that they can't even take over parts of American (liberal) cities, let alone occupy them. ICE just trying to not get ensnared in L.A. traffic while being pelted with garbage should be a sign that maybe this Civil War is already over. Good luck, Kegsbreath.
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Army War Department
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seems weird you would not want gamers in a drone war future.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What even is this revenue? I've never paid for A.I. and everytime my g-mail says "Oh, you need to upgrade your cloud storage (by paying us)" I just delete old emails. Most of my experience with A.I. is scam bots calling me and trying to make awkward small talk before trying to steal my ID.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no, look out, it's Solomon the Seahawk, my college's mascot! @smcmd-indivisible.bsky.social
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You'd think that like, that would be pre-written on the form. How could you screw it up? You're going out of your way to be a failure at this point, Donald.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I asked him if he was at a Hawks game = HUGE awkward swallow = "I asked him if he was at a Hawks game in Atlanta." LOL... oh no, if only google existed! Or basic literacy skills! Or critical thinking! Or not being a bootlicking toadie!
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These dullards can't even rent the libs.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey it's hard to continue reading the rest of a word you're already reading when you're a boot licking Trump toadie like Eric Schmidt.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The be-clowning of Eric Schmidt is eternal.
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Clown Makeup
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beclown is my new favorite word. Good Job Eric Schmitt (R. MO)
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Erin Evinary the Clown at Computer
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Mr. Layman @misterlayman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, any democrat wanting to run against Eric Schmitt, R-Mo. Schmitt is not only a bootlicking Trump enabler trying to cover up Donald's mobster like crimes, he can't tell the difference in a "record" that he is reading between the words "Hawks" and "HawkEYES" Schmitt is a Senator.
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Pathetic Laser Eyes Meme
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