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misterjohntoyou.bsky.social @misterjohntoyou.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Banned from Wikipedia for replacing every mention of "Chekov's Gun" with "Reacher's Hard Drive Shredder"
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misterjohntoyou.bsky.social @misterjohntoyou.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If all the adults in my Massachusetts hometown who registered their cars in New Hampshire as a tax dodge had also voted in NH, my town could have actually passed a Prop 2 1/2 override and funded our dang schools
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misterjohntoyou.bsky.social @misterjohntoyou.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Flash animation. All of it.
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 29/05/2026
a bunch of people are still modeling evangelical Christians as "they believe in Christianity, and as a result they have a bunch of social views we now consider bigoted that are in the text." this actually describes Catholics and conservative mainliners. it has never described Texas white Baptists
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Saw this posted by a bird rescue and if animals have figured out the concept of ironic revenge it’s so incredibly over for us
An owl fledgling sitting in a bulldozer
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misterjohntoyou.bsky.social @misterjohntoyou.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I would use this to make my own Sir Digby Chicken Caesar videos
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misterjohntoyou.bsky.social @misterjohntoyou.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
A few days ago instead of making a grocery run I chose to make kielbasa tikka masala. With elbow macaroni. Family consensus: delicious.
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 02/11/2025
out of touch european claims "millennial grey" is an out of touch liberal aesthetic instead of what it actually is: a sign of capitalism at work because homes must always be ready for resale value and having personality is a good way to destroy that
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i'm like a bird, I wanna fly away but i don't know where my phone is
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misterjohntoyou.bsky.social @misterjohntoyou.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Yes obviously but I feel manipulated by your post
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misterjohntoyou.bsky.social @misterjohntoyou.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
My rep in Congress (kiley.house.gov) finally scheduled a town hall yesterday, after lying directly to the camera about it on Maddow Tuesday night. But of course he still chickened out and made it virtual, as he always does. This made me mad enough to Be A Data Nerd about it. Thread to follow.
kiley.house.gov
Home - Kevin Kiley
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 12/03/2025
no one offers you an egg in this trying time anymore
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misterjohntoyou.bsky.social @misterjohntoyou.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
@eve6.bsky.social I just had the pleasure of hosting a karaoke night at a homeless shelter and the nicest young couple sang the hell out of the Heart In A Blender song
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misterjohntoyou.bsky.social @misterjohntoyou.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
@schiff.senate.gov In spite of your efforts to hide your offices' phone numbers, your voicemail is always full. Your constituents need to reach you. This is unacceptable.
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mllerorie @mllerorie.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Here are Schiff & Padilla’s CA office phone numbers. Schiff’s are not listed on his website which is FRUSTRATING to say the least!
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down
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