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MisterJenks

@misterjenks.bsky.social
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Here and there. Everton make me smile and make me cry. TBI survivor. Realist

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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you say Brian Brobbeys name without a Brian Bradonde impression, you're dead to me
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've gone from having an affiliation with Roma to hoping they get beat every game. Life moves fast 😂
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone here been On The Captain's Experience away trips with Everton? I'm off to Spurs on Saturday as a treat for my lad turning 19, doing great on his A' Levels and finally getting a job. Just wanted to get people's reviews #UTFT
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We should be out of sight here, but the usual happens 🤦‍♂️. Garner is way off the pace, Rohl is all over the place and Tarky is...Tarky. We score early enough in the 2nd half we can still win this tho #coyb
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who needs a right back when we've got Merlin Röhl.... #EFC #UTFT
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Boos and Booze, day 1. #UTFT #efc
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Several Guinness, Everton win, takeaway, chilled red wine & listening to music in my "man cave" = perfection Dermot Kennedy, "Lost" and David Gray "Say Hello, Have Goodbye" "perfection 🎶💙
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
We are awful. I've always been pro-Moyes but his tactics and management style will never take us forward. We'll never be relegated with him, but we'll never win anything
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@mez1878.bsky.social finally got it sorted. I emailed the club and they said our seats had been locked on the system and hadn't been submitted to Premium Credit. They unlocked them for me and I've now been able to get them renewed
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Well done Branthwaite. Looked very rusty in the early stages, which is understandable, but great pressing to get us that penalty 👏 💙
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Looking forward to our away trips to Kazakhstan & Azerbaijan in the Conference League #UTFT
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Tarkowski is dreadful. Accident waiting to happen and always doing his best to try and make it happen
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Luca Netz is the German cousin of one of this countries legendary strikers. Originally starting as a goalie, he now plays left back for Notts Forest
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Today, Barry breaks his duck #UTFT 💙
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ALT: a man in a black shirt stands in front of a sign that says no smoking
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The hate Lee Dixon has for Pickford is pathetic. It's embarrassing
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Good to see John Aldridge doing a double-shift over the weekend at Stockley Park. #gamesgone
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Everton won our 1st game at Anfield, drew our first game at Goodison... we know what's coming next. Enjoy your weekend blues
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a man in a blue shirt is asking why do bad things happen to good people ?
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Awful first half. Better team second-half and a drab 0-0 it should have been. Awful decision by VAR not to ask him to check that penalty. Never a deliberate handball. We will sign 4-5 players before end of window, so we need to keep the faith #utft
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Cheers Blues 🍻 💙
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
"Where's the Toyota money, Bill?" #efc
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The times between my first and last games at Goodison Park. Shit just got real 😢💙
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The North End for me today. I'm in awe of the new ground 😍
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Season ticket seat 💙 Ps the South Stand Upper is steep #GotMyStepsIn
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Tai Pan meal, and San Miguel on Draught. My waistline won't thank me 😂💙
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The Moyesiah #efc ##COYB
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
When City get relegated due to the points deduction, I'd take that Marmoush. Looks half-decent 😉
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
1st Direct Debit payment for Bramley Moore came out today. The good news is that now it all feels real. The bad news is that it means I can't afford the pub before the game now. Bargain Booze, here I come 😉...
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I'm block 210, Row 47...eventually, after a stressful experience of trying to sort my seats out! There is too much to explain, but I think I wanna go to the pub now instead of the gym 🤣💙 #efc
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Madison Toffees & Bailey Ayres (balovesfooty) @madtowntoffees.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Please repost. Especially if in the Merseyside, Southampton area too—anywhere in between.
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Good to see Uzbekistan's Per Krøldrup having a great debut for City...
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
He plays for someone else, but I'll never stop loving Richarlison. He loves us too
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Everton win. Dumb & Dumber is on Sky Movies. Lord, take me...
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Me and my lad just got tickets in the ballot for the 1st test event at Bramley Moore 💪💙
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
"Stayed out after clubbing last night. Woany & Stoney don't have the minerals for it, but I'm putting in the hard yards"
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
How Luke learnt the nuts & bolts
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
#efc
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Bierkeller Friday, The Nethy on Saturday & Bernie Mays on Sunday. I'm definitely having tomorrow off 😉🍻 #COYB
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Me and my son have had a boss night. Thanks for sorting tonight @benjwinst.bsky.social @elbobbleofficial.bsky.social 👏💙
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MisterJenks @misterjenks.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
In here early for a night with Jags and Leon Osman. A nice pint of Lonestar and a shot of Moshiri to get me started 😜
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Trish @azzurri1878.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Any chance the 1878s can arrange for a massive flag in front of me in the Main Stand that blocks my view for the whole of the derby? Please and thank you x
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Grand Old Team @grandoldteam.com · 11/11/2024
Little competition as a small nice one for following us so quickly on Bluesky. Repost and we'll pick 3 winners at random over the weekend to win one of our #Everton pint glasses.
Pint glasses
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