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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

On this day two years ago, October 4th 2024, a man had a vision of the future

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Took not nearly as much thinking as it probably should

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I had a dream there was a new food item at the grocery store just called Trash, and the packaging looked like this

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I stopped supporting child labor when I found out it doesn't mean you get to retire at 18

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

BREAKING🚨: The rumors are true, Mr. Delicious is about to make a grand return, and this time he's not taking any prisoners. "Many people had wronged him and they will all get their just desserts. Every dog has his day." says Mr. Delicious' spokesperson Source: CNN

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Oh, you're opposed to AI? Let me tell about another Al who was unfairly maligned 100 years ago. His name was Al Capone

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Eastern European elections are like: 🟢People's Common Sense Party (somewhat far right, extremely corrupt) 78% 🟦National Crusade (extremely far right, somewhat corrupt) 40% 🐔Banana Cheese Party (whole platform is just dad jokes) 32%

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Turns out you can't actually hire Jon Lovitz as an assassin on Cameo. That was another trap by the FBI

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Throughout his reign, it gradually got to a point where calling him Ivan the Whimsical just didn't feel appropriate anymore

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

British people sexting: "Oi girl, check out me willy, quite the fanciful knob innit😚" "You 'avin' a laugh mate? Your willy's shite😡"

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The Liver King just turned 18 years old today. Wish him a happy birthday everybody

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Remember a few years ago when we started saying wifeguy instead of husband, and wifeguygirl instead of wife?

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This looks like a fun book. Let's see what kind of wacky antics this Johnny will get up to with his gun

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Me: "One full pint of gooeyness please!" The bartender: "That's... not how you pronounce Guinness"

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Back in the day, game shows would have prizes like a fancy car or a trip to Disney World but now it's just "Congratulations, you and your family are getting removed from the sex offender registry!"

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Letter from my publisher: "Dear Mr. Gravy, Your book exploring the war crimes of imperial Japan during World War II is equal parts riveting and harrowing, and we would happily publish it if you could just think of a more tasteful title than "Tojo's Bizarre Adventure"

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Universal Studios in Orlando, FL reveals new ride The MovieBob Experience, which will open in November. "Fall in love with MovieBob all over again with the world's first interactive theme park attraction!" reads Universal Studios press statement.

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This is my 500th post on BlueSky. Congratulations to me on this tremendous milestone

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Typical Simpsons episode titles: 90s: "Bart Wins the Lottery" 2000s: "I'm Forever D'oh-ing Bubbles" 2010s: "Dumb Dog Millionaire" 2026: "Bart Says Six-Seven"

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Try to guess the movie! (only hardcore cinephiles will get this one)

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Andrew Tate news cycle: Monday: "Tate arrested in Bulgaria for over a dozen homicides" Tuesday: "Trump declares Tate innocent and orders his immediate release" Wednesday: "Tate releases new video where he rants about woke on a yacht full of naked men" Thursday: "Tate arrested in the Philippines for

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Kinda weird that there doesn't exist an animation studio called Manimation that specializes in real manly cartoons for real men

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I wonder if Spike Jonze ever introduced Charlie Kaufman to the Jackass crew

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I strongly feel like these two should've come to an agreement on whether or not to spell "Killa" with an H

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Typical names for politicians: American: Foghorn Souvlaki British: Graham Plop Canadian: Steve L'Épouvantable Australian: Andy Johnson

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

You know, for all it's worth, at least Keir went out with a banger podium

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Excerpt from my uncle's eulogy: "And though he made many, many mistakes, his heart was always in the right place, at least up until it exploded."

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Sad to announce I've discovered the one bad John Goodman performance

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Would've been cool if Mel Blanc had lived long enough to do voice work for Space Jam and even got to play Lola Bunny

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

So is this site functioning again now?

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Give me an afternoon with RPGMaker and I could make the exact same game for $0

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Did you know that Jerry Seinfeld wasn't supposed to be on Seinfeld at all? He just got the role bc Larry David noticed he had the same name as the show's main character

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Please consult this chart and educate yourself

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

People will sing your praises if you catch a deadly predator, so why can't they be like that when you catch a deadly virus?

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

As a kid I thought it was a requirement for all film directors to have glasses and a beard

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Englishman Who Went Up a Hill While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Poirot gathers all the suspects in the tea room to expose which one is the killer, but instead of bringing up any evidence he just accuses whoever looks the most like this

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

We're getting to that time of year again

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Interviewing Billy Bob Thornton, and my question is if he feels more like a Billy or a Bob

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

You lie on the operating table for your heart surgery, and just before the anesthesia kicks in you notice the head surgeon looks and sounds exactly like DarkSydePhil

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Why don't we all just go on a treasure hunt in the Caribbean?

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Here Comes Mr. Gravy @mistergravy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

First look at Leonardo DiCaprio and Lilly Gladstone in Mickey 17

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