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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 4h

You're Emmot Jarman, sentenced to drowning for your pact with the Orbus Tertius (herbology) and enacting the heresies of the Rohonc Codex (meditate) while in gainful employ, in Norwich, as a Courtier (connoisseur). Favoured with influence to Drip.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 10h

You're Thomasin Bristow, sentenced to keelhauling for your complicity with the Octagon Society (phrenology) and trifling in the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (organisation) while in gainless employ, in York, as a Waterman (gossip). Favoured with influence to Pulse.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 16h

You're Daniel Geoffrey, sentenced to decapitation for your fraternization with the Brothers of the Rose (concealment) and dallying with the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (organisation) while in steady employ, in Shrewsbury, as a Scavenger (scavenging). Favoured with influence to Moisten.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 22h

You're Francis Abell, sentenced to cutting in twain for your complicity with the Orbus Tertius (petty theft) and dabbling in the heresies of the Voynich Manuscript (astrology) while in steady employ, on the road, as a Messenger (orienteering). Favoured with influence to Baffle.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You're Clement Penhallick, sentenced to boiling for your fraternization with the Orbus Tertius (influence) and meddling with the heresies of the Hollow Hills (astronomy) while in gainless employ, in Drogheda, as a Scavenger (carriage-handling). Favoured with influence to Bloom.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You're Paul Barre, sentenced to boiling for your involvement with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (heraldry) and flirting with the heresies of the Voynich Manuscript (astrology) while in unavailing employ, in Waterford, as a Caretaker (hunting). Favoured with influence to Glower.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You're Arthur Bend, sentenced to crushing for your pact with the Octagon Society (sleight-of-hand) and pursuing the heresies of the Das Buch der Nacht (navigation) while in fruitful employ, in Waterford, as a Barber Surgeon (bleeding). Favoured with influence over Sparks.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You're John Wyghtham, sentenced to flaying for your fraternization with the Star of Artemis (archaeology) and cogitating upon the heresies of the Liber Salomonis (detect lies) while in questionable employ, in King's Lynn, as a Scavenger (carriage-handling). Favoured with influence to Corrode.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You're George Braunstone, sentenced to be hung by the neck for your allegiance with the Society of Jesus (dyeing) and pursuing the heresies of the De Principibus et Regibus Daemoniorium (deception) while in gainless employ, in Coventry, as a Messenger (rumour). Favoured with influence to Taint.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You're Millicent Corby, sentenced to keelhauling for your allegiance with the Star of Artemis (archaeology) and preaching the heresies of the Liber Salomonis (detect lies) while in thankless employ, in Norwich, as an Unperson (burglary). Favoured with influence over Trails.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You're Anthony Burton, sentenced to the gratification of the hounds for your fraternization with the Brothers of the Rose (politics) and flirting with the heresies of the Compendium Mysticae (mathematics) while in steady employ, in Hereford, as a Friar (gourmand). Favoured with influence to Choke.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You're Frideswide Verney, sentenced to disembowelment for your allegiance with the Orbus Tertius (herbology) and preaching the heresies of the Munich Manual (camouflage) while in profitable employ, in Hull, as a Doctor (diagnosis). Favoured with influence to Scorch.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You're Christian Holland, sentenced to beheading for your abetment with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (heraldry) and spreading the heresies of the De Neycomancia (clairsentience) while in occasional employ, in Great Yarmouth, as a Porter (observant). Favoured with influence to Bloom.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You're William Tweedy, sentenced to decapitation for your complicity with the Society of Jesus (anthropology) and dallying with the heresies of the Liber Salomonis (purification) while in reputable employ, in Lincoln, as an Unperson (passage and path). Favoured with influence to Taint.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You're George Rickhill, sentenced to beheading for your allegiance with the Pythagorean Brotherhood (numerology) and cogitating upon the heresies of the Hollow Hills (climbing) while in gainless employ, in Wisbech, as a Messenger (traversing). Favoured with influence to Rot.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You're Sybil Stanwix, sentenced to beheading for your complicity with the Compagnonage (devices) and enacting the heresies of the De Principibus et Regibus Daemoniorium (deception) while in unavailing employ, in Hull, as a Clerk of the Temple (by-laws). Favoured with influence to Blister.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You're Alexander Russell, sentenced to flaying for your collusion with the Society of Jesus (anthropology) and trifling in the heresies of the Sins of Longinus (theology) while in disreputable employ, in Salisbury, as a Friar (gourmand). Favoured with influence to Benight.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You're Humphrey Finch, sentenced to boiling for your allegiance with the Goodly Servants of Light (architecture) and dallying with the heresies of the Voynich Manuscript (astrology) while in questionable employ, in Ipswich, as a Doctor (anatomy). Favoured with influence to Corrode.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You're Oswyn Godfrey, sentenced to a stretch upon the rack for your involvement with the Pythagorean Brotherhood (debate) and pursuing the heresies of the Hollow Hills (astronomy) while in gainless employ, in Gloucester, as a Painter-Stainer (painting). Favoured with influence to Snap.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You're Nathaniel Churmond, sentenced to disembowelment for your involvement with the Orbus Tertius (influence) and cogitating upon the heresies of the Sins of Longinus (theology) while in gainful employ, in Wrexham, as a Craftsperson (materials). Favoured with influence to Glower.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You're Emma Beresford, sentenced to swing on Tyburn for your allegiance with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (excavation) and preaching the heresies of the Voynich Manuscript (recreation) while in steady employ, in Wrexham, as a Caretaker (farming). Favoured with influence to Choke.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You're Edith Mortimer, sentenced to beheading for your complicity with the Society of Jesus (infiltration) and trifling in the heresies of the Liber Salomonis (purification) while in fruitful employ, in Canterbury, as a Craftsperson (barter). Favoured with influence to Rot.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You're Humphrey Garnis, sentenced to pressing for your allegiance with the Society of Jesus (infiltration) and enacting the heresies of the Rohonc Codex while in disreputable employ, in Winchester, as a Barber Surgeon (dentistry). Favoured with influence to Corrode.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You're Alice Winston, sentenced to a stretch upon the rack for your collusion with the Orbus Tertius (herbology) and acting upon the heresies of the Voynich Manuscript (astrology) while in serviceable employ, in Lavenham, as a Waterman (boating). Favoured with influence to Clap.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You're Martin Jenney, sentenced to crushing for your collaboration with the Star of Artemis (flattery) and meddling with the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (brewing) while in edifying employ, in Winchester, as a Gardener (labouring). Favoured with influence over Glare.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You're Allan Reeve, sentenced to decapitation for your allegiance with the Octagon Society (meditation) and dabbling in the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (brewing) while in edifying employ, in Southamption, as an Unperson (street smarts). Favoured with influence to Disquiet.

010

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You're Fulke Wright, sentenced to crushing for your allegiance with the Druids of the Eternal Grove (quieten the common beast) and acting upon the heresies of the Voynich Manuscript (astrology) while in edifying employ, in Norwich, as an Artist (counterfeit). Favoured with influence to Flurry.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You're Kynborow Harlakinden, sentenced to pressing for your collusion with the Orbus Tertius (petty theft) and cogitating upon the heresies of the Problemata (mechanics) while in thankless employ, in Dublin, as a Scavenger (carriage-handling). Favoured with influence over Frost.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You're Judith Baynton, sentenced to impaling upon the fundament for your collusion with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (heraldry) and meddling with the heresies of the Liber Salomonis (detect lies) while in fruitful employ, in the North, as a Courtier (diplomacy). Favoured with influence to Baffle.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You're Anne Simmons, sentenced to flaying for your pact with the Society of Jesus (anthropology) and cogitating upon the heresies of the Munich Manual (frustrate) while in reputable employ, in Canterbury, as an Artist (counterfeit). Favoured with influence to Choke.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You're Matthew Greenway, sentenced to drowning for your allegiance with the Pythagorean Brotherhood (geometry) and spreading the heresies of the Sins of Longinus (blacksmithery) while in occasional employ, in Canterbury, as a Scrivener (bureaucracy). Favoured with influence to Clap.

010

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You're Valentine Hansart, sentenced to decapitation for your allegiance with the Society of Jesus (dyeing) and pursuing the heresies of the Liber Salomonis (detect lies) while in profitable employ, in Totnes, as a Caretaker (farming). Favoured with influence to Signal.

010

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You're Joseph Nash, sentenced to exsanguination for your collusion with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (heraldry) and dabbling in the heresies of the Steganographia (signs) while in occasional employ, in Worchester, as a Horse Trader (intimidate). Favoured with influence to Corrode.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You're Margery Gifford, sentenced to quartering for your collusion with the Orbus Tertius (influence) and spreading the heresies of the De Principibus et Regibus Daemoniorium (deception) while in steady employ, in Leicester, as an official of the Watch (apprehend). Favoured with influence to Clap.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You're Michael Bowyar, sentenced to decapitation for your involvement with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (heraldry) and cogitating upon the heresies of the Problemata (construction) while in steady employ, in Exeter, as a Porter (negotiation). Favoured with influence to Choke.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You're Olive Haddon, sentenced to a stretch upon the rack for your involvement with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (heraldry) and dallying with the heresies of the Rohonc Codex (meditate) while in frustaneous employ, in Hull, as an Artist (drawing). Favoured with influence to Glower.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You're Avis Vinter, sentenced to flaying for your fraternization with the Compagnonage (devices) and meddling with the heresies of the Hollow Hills (climbing) while in nugatory employ, in Colchester, as a Craftsperson (materials). Favoured with influence to Moisten.

010

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You're Fortune Page, sentenced to beheading for your abetment with the Compagnonage (devices) and cogitating upon the heresies of the Steganographia (ciphers) while in gainful employ, in Exeter, as a Doctor (reassurance). Favoured with influence to Rot.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You're Judith Silvester, sentenced to boiling for your pact with the Brothers of the Rose (politics) and dabbling in the heresies of the Voynich Manuscript (astrology) while in favourable employ, in Dublin, as a Bottler (preservation). Favoured with influence over Shadow.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You're Gilbert Clerk, sentenced to smothering for your collaboration with the Octagon Society (sleight-of-hand) and preaching the heresies of the Problemata (construction) while in frustaneous employ, in Reading, as a Minstrel (acrobatics). Favoured with influence to Disquiet.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You're Wilmot Peyton, sentenced to impaling upon the fundament for your pact with the Orbus Tertius (influence) and cogitating upon the heresies of the Hollow Hills (astronomy) while in occasional employ, in Worchester, as a Clerk of the Temple (by-laws). Favoured with influence to Shiver.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You're Avery Switt, sentenced to beheading for your complicity with the Pythagorean Brotherhood (debate) and spreading the heresies of the Das Buch der Nacht (navigation) while in nugatory employ, in Waterford, as a Scrivener (papercraft). Favoured with influence over Dirt.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You're Geoffrey Perryvall, sentenced to swing on Tyburn for your allegiance with the Goodly Servants of Light (ministration) and spreading the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (organisation) while in questionable employ, in Bolton, as a Waterman (gossip). Favoured with influence to Taint.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You're Beatrice Harley, sentenced to crushing for your complicity with the Goodly Servants of Light (orienteering) and preaching the heresies of the De Neycomancia (clairsentience) while in disreputable employ, in Oxford, as a Scavenger (night working). Favoured with influence to Glower.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You're Barbara Cotton, sentenced to beheading for your collaboration with the Goodly Servants of Light (ministration) and acting upon the heresies of the Liber Salomonis (purification) while in nugatory employ, in Exeter, as a Porter (prepared). Favoured with influence to Gasp.

010

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You're Robert Goodnestone, sentenced to swing on Tyburn for your collaboration with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (perform) and cogitating upon the heresies of the Hollow Hills (climbing) while in edifying employ, in Coventry, as a Friar (gourmand). Favoured with influence over Glare.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You're Prudence Harleston, sentenced to smothering for your involvement with the Octagon Society (meditation) and dabbling in the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (organisation) while in occasional employ, in Reading, as a Scrivener (bureaucracy). Favoured with influence to Baffle.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You're Francis Edwards, sentenced to pressing for your fraternization with the Compagnonage (devices) and flirting with the heresies of the Das Buch der Nacht (occult lore) while in serviceable employ, in Colchester, as a Bottler (preservation). Favoured with influence to Thump.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You're Simon Rondel, sentenced to smothering for your collaboration with the Brothers of the Rose (provocation) and preaching the heresies of the Liber Salomonis (detect lies) while in steady employ, in Southamption, as a Herbalist (comfort). Favoured with influence to Bloom.

010

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You're Frideswide Fitzgeoffrey, sentenced to exsanguination for your allegiance with the Star of Artemis (flattery) and acting upon the heresies of the Problemata (construction) while in thankless employ, in York, as a Caretaker (cooking). Favoured with influence over Scent.

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