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Deej

@misterdeej83.bsky.social
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A tired, somewhat cranky, indiscriminately middle aged son of a farmer, who is making a life for myself in the city with my hubby. My dm’s are open ☺️

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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 7h
Carrots, potatoes & dressing prepped✅ Roast marinated✅ Pumpkin pie ready✅ Candied nuts cooling ✅ Feeling grateful for a cozy kitchen, good food, & all the little things that make Thanksgiving special. Now for my favourite part: sipping coffee and pretending I’m not about to cook an entire feast. 🦃☕️
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone is freshly groomed and has had his puppy powers restored! #doggiespa
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was semi productive with housework today and managed to make two pieces for thanksgiving this weekend☺️
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who knew my most flattering angle is flat on my back 😜🤷‍♂️
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks, I deleted all the less flattering double chin photos, the squinty ones 😉
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bored and taking selfies until the hubby summons me for a ride home from work😜
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks delicious 😋
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Made saucy meatless meatballs with a sweet-and-sour sauce of cranberry sauce, ketchup, brown sugar, lemon juice and hot sauce. 😂 Sounds like a fridge-clearout fever dream, tastes like a culinary success... Sometimes the weirdest combinations really work. 🍒🔥
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LolFirst thing in the morning, yeah, I can definitely see the hair comparison 😂
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Playing with my comb, styling my hair …Apparently a middle part in my hair just sent me straight back to being a tween, when “adorably dorky” wasn’t an aesthetic; it was my entire brand(Some things never change😜). Tempted to keep the middle part…I hear geek chique is in????
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m all for kids taking part in fun charity runs(pets too!)…but parents, please teach them not to suddenly stop in the middle of the lane and bend over to tie a shoe.😩 Nearly squashed one like a bug & rolled my ankle trying to avoid them. Nothing says “charity run” quite like donating an ankle.🥴
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Up at silly-o’clock after a late shift for a charity run, with a knee that’s already bothering me. If you hear on the morning news about a gangly middle-aged kook who couldn’t control his limbs, tripped, causing a massive pileup of elbows, knees & ankles…don’t worry. It was probably just me. 😂
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One step closer to cozy fire season! 🔥 New-to-us glass screen, cast-iron tools, & now all I need is colder weather, a sofa relocation, & somehow figure out the flue before I accidentally turn the basement into a smokehouse. 😂
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It only domes up while baking when it cools it has a nice flat top ☺️
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Beautiful sunny Sunday, my last day of staycation, and going to celebrate it the best way I know how: good people around the table! Currently prepping BBQ veggie burgers, a couple of “salads,” and homemade pumpkin pie with ice cream for dinner.☀️🍔🥗🥧 Add a cold beer, and it’s pretty perfect Sunday!
Summer pasta salad with a zippy tomato based dressing Cold rice salad an 80’s recipe my mom used to make when I was a kidPumpkin pie all puffed up in the oven while i was checking for doneness….
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you ☺️
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Woken just before 6 a.m. by my framed coin collection launching itself off the wall like it had finally had enough of my shit(the sawtooth hanger came off the frame).💥‼️ Bad omen? Or morning coffee time? Either way, my nerves are about to get more jittery...3/4 pot of coffee has been consumed ☕️😜
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Vintage movies, a nice drink, and a fuzzy blanket. 🍷📺 Honestly, life is pretty damn good. ❤️
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 18/09/2026
Knitting and crochet can be 'deceptively good' for the brain, neuroscientist says
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How knitting and crochet can be 'deceptively good' for the brain
Craft activities like knitting and crochet can have a number of benefits for brain health, from helping improve attention to forge connections with others.
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CNN @cnn.com · 19/09/2026
A Sikh truck driver was stabbed more than a dozen times in an unprovoked attack by a man at a Wyoming rest stop, according to local officials, raising an alarm among Asian American advocates who are warning about inflammatory rhetoric against South Asian truckers.
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Sikh truck driver stabbed 17 times in unprovoked Wyoming attack raises fears of assaults against South Asians, officials say | CNN
A Sikh truck driver was stabbed more than a dozen times in an unprovoked attack by a man at a Wyoming rest stop, according to local officials, raising an alarm among Asian American advocates who are w...
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 19/09/2026
Thousands of supporters gathered outside the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts on the evening of Sept. 18, following the vote to close the center for at least two years for repairs. Read more: wapo.st/4rhwDug
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Met up the other day with the divine Ms Y, former colleague & retail war veteran, who arrived bearing homemade moon cakes🥮 Something about “buttering me up” for Christmas baking & a comparison to it being crack cocaine😂 Whatever the logic, these delicious treasures are now being rationed like gold✨
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Sal Vadacchino 🇨🇦 @sal-vadacchino.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mark Carney Brings European Parliament to Its Feet With Rousing Speech | FULL SPEECH youtu.be/LnYuvyRSTbU
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Mark Carney Brings European Parliament to Its Feet With Rousing Speech | FULL SPEECH
YouTube video by Hook Global
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Somehow, we’re right back where we started three months ago. At this point, I’m pretty sure the trees are winning—& planning a sequel.
One of many trees prior to pruning Pile of branches next to shedCleaned up pruning of front yard
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
3 months ago, my trees were freshly pruned. Fast-forward to this morning, and they’ve apparently regrown out of pure spite. 🌲🌳😂 Today, a full Texas Chainsaw Massacre reenactment with hedge trimmers. The 🍃 bin is FULL, a big pile by the shed, & I’ve tackled 3 cedars, 2 elms, 1 bush, & a mugo pine.
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Upto 1/4 of an inch from the rim
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You might like the recipe I tried today…..just use a pot significantly bigger than what you think you need….pot boiled over so fast it made my head spin…2.5 cups honey, 1 cup lemon juice, 1/2cup sugar & 1 pouch liquid pectin…same cooking as the other jelly…can be expensive but got my honey for free
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The best way to describe the scent of honey & lemon simmering on the stove? Liquid sunshine. 🍋🍯☀️ Sweet, bright & warm… then, just as I have this thought, my pot boils over. Cue me lamenting the loss of some of my precious preserves while cussing the smoke, mess, & extra cleaning I’ve just earned. 🥴
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dear Lord, why am I wide awake at 1 a.m. with “The Teddy Bears’ Picnic” blasting in my brain? 🧸🎶 Of ALL the songs, my brain chose to host a woodland rave…Bears in leather, rabbits behaving scandalous. And me? Dead tired & held hostage by a flipping teddy bear melody…🤷‍♂️
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
1cup cranberry juice, 1cup dry red wine(I had Pinot noir on hand), 3.5 cups sugar. Bring to boil for 1 min on high, remove from heat stir in a packet of liquid pectin. Stir for 5 min. Place in sterilized jars and then do a hot water bath fully submerged in boiling water for 10minutes the. Let cool
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Feeling very domestic today. 🍂 Making cranberry Pinot Noir jelly—basically putting autumn into little jars. 🍷❤️ Kitchen smells amazing, & am ridiculously pleased with myself…Perhaps, up next a pumpkin pie?….
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Mondays mean cuties like you posting a shirtless selfie, suddenly Mondays are worth getting up for. 😏🔥
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Almost midnight, wide awake, and suddenly very interested in seeing what all these lovely people are getting up to… 👀😏
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The feeling of confidence that comes along with having some nice new pairs definitely qualifies as a “need” in my books☺️
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And you’re a devistatingly handsome man who looks significantly younger than his actual age…I’d be more than willing to bet that you were being admired by more than one of those “youngins”
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🔥🥵 one more button and you’ll be setting off the fire alarms ‼️
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Even with elf ears, cute as ever😉
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Such a beautiful autumn day for the Broadway Street Fair 🍂☀️ A heavenly cup of chai, absolutely delicious samosas, and one of those afternoons that makes you stop and appreciate how wonderful September can be. ❤️
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you ☺️
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I guess this is about as fresh and sassy as this middle-aged man can manage. 😏 The vanity’s lighting is doing some heavy lifting, but I’ll take my chances. 😉 Not sure about my jewelry choice…thoughts?
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Day one of staycation: bed rotted all morning, now I’m feeling feral. 😏 Time to put on something fresh and see what sort of sassy trouble I can stir up today😜
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🦋❄️🍁Baron🍁❄️🦋 @baron333.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Cretien to Donald Trump " Never mistake generosity for weakness " Canada always had your back
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Angry Donkey News @angrydonkeynews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Carney warns of tough times ahead in national address as retaliatory tariffs kick in "We have everything we need to pivot and prosper," Carney said. "That pivot will come at a cost. There's always a cost to action. But it doesn't come close to the cost of standing still." www.cbc.ca/news/polit
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Carney warns of tough times ahead in video message as retaliatory tariffs kick in | CBC News
Prime Minister Mark Carney is warning Canadians that the country's pivot away from the United States will come at a cost, but that the alternative would be far worse.
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve been thinking about the blueberry banana bread ever since it went in the oven. 🫐🍌🍞 Now I just need to stop myself from eating half the loaf the second it cools! 😂
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cool, rainy day, blueberry banana loaf in the oven, gentle jazz playing, and Rosie our robot vacuum & dishwasher doing the chores. ☔️🫐🍌🎶 Time to curl up under a blanket with the window open and cuddle my sleepy pup. 🧡
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Quite the light and sound show happening with this thunderstorm tonight! ⛈️⚡️ Honestly, Mother Nature is putting on quite the production. Just sitting here enjoying it from the cozy safety of my bed... fingers crossed for no hail and no flooding 🌧️🤞
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Jason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I saw a meme today that said that books are proof that strangers can meet across centuries and still understand each other. That really resonated.
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s September, so the autumn wreaths and pumpkins are coming out. 🍂🎃 Add cozy slippers, a pumpkin spice latte and a candle or two, and I’m in my happy place. ☕️🍁
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Deej @misterdeej83.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Enjoy your Birthday, Handsome!😉
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