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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

My mother (late of this parish) could never get her head around the idea that The Simpsons wasn't for kids. I think South Park might have broken her completely.... #relaxguy

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Ooh, I can't wait to hear the reasons why this is a bad thing.

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

OK. I'm not an expert on free speech legislation, but if you can't get Christian or Muslim authorities to agree that it's good, it's probably not good. Just sayin.

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Things I could have done without on my birthday. A heat wave. A very ordinary brunch. A three month notice to vacate. A social event where apparently I failed to impress anyone. Now home. Gonna play Skyrim and console myself before despairing at the property market. #FML

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The money's good - it's a steal, in fact.

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Getting up with the sparrows for the first gym session of the new year - tricky. Having the place entirely to myself for an hour - great. No 'new year, new me' people yet - priceless.

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Ah, that magical time of year when the Internet needs to remind me I have a birthday coming up. AKA the week that my sister asks me, "How old are you now?"

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Heck, it is good to hang towels out on the line, get fresh air and sunshine on them. Here comes the sun #dodooododoo #itsallroght

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Ugh. I've lived in this city long enough to learn that when Siri says "there's no chance of rain today" that I still may have to rescue my laundry #melbourne #melbourneweather

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Where. Crap. Answered my own question.

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

No new pictures, were you at mentally?

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Today's management tip: the Teams emoji for (coffee) and (coffin) are very easily transposed. Be extra careful when posting your "good morning" post to the team...

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

At the GP, checking blood tests. Diabetes markers improving, Dr M shrugs. Next screen - cholesterol much improved. He raises an eyebrow. Next screen - liver enzymes… normal? Dr M damn near fell off his chair. He wants to check diabetes again in three months. I told him to brace himself #soberjourney

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Message from Amazon driver - “How do I access your building?”. Message from Amazon driver standing at the front door of said building, staring directly at the doorbell. 99% of them are sharp as tacks, I swear.

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Are you really a 50-something gym enthusiast if you aren’t mixing Metamucil with your pre-workout? Asking for a friend. Um. Anyway, life goes on.

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Another Sunday

CN: Um... housework? The endless struggle with entropy? I think existential dread deserves a content warning.

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

It’s official - there are few things more humbling to a foodie than reorganising your spice collection. Garam masala from 2016, out you go.

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Yeah, I call that "the poltergeist detection system". I don't understand, but I thank them for their service and pet them. Carefully. Very carefully.

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Feeling good on a Sunday. Feeling positive! Let’s put a piece of IKEA furniture together… it’s been a good life

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Had performance meeting with boss today. He assessed me at my higher level, announced that I have exceeded expectations and he will offer me opportunities to act at an even higher level. “Careful, you’ll give me a big head", I told him, which is how my people say, “Thank you”.

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Yeah, working out is great (even at stupid hours of the morning) but have you ever turned up to a 24 hour gym that’s completely dark? Then, you swipe your phone for entry, all the lights and the TVs turn on, the Godawful music starts playing and you have the entire place to yourself? Bliss...

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Not to blow my own horn too much, but this weekend I learned how to reverse sear a steak AND fold a fitted sheet. Still single, ladies… #nurturer #provider #linenfolder

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

A metaphor about candles - where I talk about work, life and where the two refuse to intersect. I'm sorry, the art is out of date and I can't fix it yet. Also, my Substack is there if you wish.

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A metaphor about candles.

[CN: discussion of health. I’m fine right now, I promise.]

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I love the review of Sandman Season 2 that complains that the series is “so pretentious it ruins everything”. I assume the author a) hasn’t read the original work or b) loves the original work way too much. I’m enjoying it so far.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

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Chas Dean @misterchas.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Saw Bring Her Back last night. Holy crap. I don't like to write "if you like that sort of thing" reviews of horror movies, but even if you think you do, think again. A remarkable film, but a whole lot to take in.

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