misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 19/02/2026🧨BREAKING🧨 #CNBC journalist just asked $CVNA CEO if family-owned related parties bought loans from #CARVANA 🆘 An extremely nervous and embarrassed #Garcia answers « no » without adding any comment 🙈 If the journalist had asked “even INDIRECTLY❓”, he would have been completely toasted ⚠️ 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 03/02/2026NON PROFIT BIGGEST CAP 😉 If you merge #SpaceX and #xAI… What do you get❓ ⚠️ 20 bl non profitable annual revenues Synergies❓Only in #Musk’s delusional spin…😂 1200 bl valuation after IPO❓ I hope so… #TESLA #SCAMS #SPACE #X 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 13/11/2025The #con_man just promised you tens of billions #Optimus + that he will eliminate #POVERTY… Now #TESLA’s only valuable product, the SP, is struggling, the 400 threshold is in danger 🆘 ➡️ SO EXPECT HIM TO PROMISE YOU A CURE AGAINST #DEATH NEXT WEEK 😉media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a grandfather clock with the words tick-tock below itALT: a black and white photo of a grandfather clock with the words tick-tock below it 010
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 03/11/2025#TESLA since inception : 🔸CUMULATED PROFITS = 40 bl 🔸CUMULATED PUBLIC HELP = 19.3 bl 👇 ⚠️ PACKAGE THE CEO THINKS HE NOW DESERVES = 1000 bl Makes sense 😉😅 020
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 03/11/20252025 : BEST «END OF THIS YEAR» EVER On top of 🔸having half of USA served by #Robotaxis 🔸and an army of 5000 #Optimus already at work You will have more… 🔸you will be able to look at the sky and -if lucky- spot a flying #ROADSTER 😉 #Teslamedia.tenor.coma man standing on a stage with his arms in the air saying flyALT: a man standing on a stage with his arms in the air saying fly 010
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The #GAMMA_PUMP_SQUAD at work 😉👇 #Musk needs his followers to be happy with his product: the pumped SP❗️ ➡️ Then he can screw them by making them vote for the #bailout of the failing #xAI 🔸The 1 tr #package❓ Just PR fantasy #bankruptcy will come first #TESLA 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Historic Q3 call Word most famous #bullshitter sets a new record❗️ Because the harder it is for #Tesla to survive, THE BIGGER THE LIES/#PUMPS BECOME 😊 I expected him to announce A CURE FOR #DEATH❗️ I was wrong They will ELIMINATE #POVERTY Seems plausible 😂media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with his fist upALT: a close up of a man 's face with his fist up 010
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Q3 #TESLA CALL If non-ass-kissing analysts weren't censored, someone would ask the toxic CEO : 🔸Where are the 5,000 #Optimus that were supposed to arrive before the end of this year❓ 🔸In which half of the US will #robotaxis be present by the end of December❓media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a grandfather clock with the words tick-tock below itALT: a black and white photo of a grandfather clock with the words tick-tock below it 010
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 22/10/2025#SHITCOS MASSACRE Look at the -10.5% performance of the #MEME ETF 🆘 ⚠️Only MEME QUEEN #TESLA resists.. ppl waiting for the last Q call during which #Musk will be able to LIE... before the #RED_INK will silence him 😉 #OKLO #RGTI #IONQ #ASTS #COIN #ACHR #PLTR #CRWV 020
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 22/10/2025HOW LIKELY IS A Q4 #LOSS FOR #TESLA❓ 🔸Tonight -due to pull forward demand in US- it will show a small EPS beat… 🔸And toxic CEO will lie again promising #FSD and #Optimus miracles But in the meantime sales are collapsing❗️ Near zero October market share in Europe ⚠️ Look👇 020
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 13/09/2025🧨 INNOVATION 🧨 🔸Just 2 days after the unveiling of the new revolutionary #BMW Neue Klasse iX3 (500 miles range❗️)… 🔸 #MERCEDES presented its new incredible GLC EQ❗️👇 IT ALSO CRUSHES #TESLA MODEL Y ON ALL CRITERIA EXEPT ONE : THE NUMBER OF WHEELS ❗️ 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 24/07/2025The #Tesla Story, July 2025: 💦 THE SHIP SINKS 💦 🔸 Lots of key executives LEFT 🔸 Board Chair SOLD all her shares 🔸 Fed Agencies, DOJ and judges ready to lash out at #Musk 🔸Brand is destroyed Stoned captain alone on the deck SINGING HIS FAVOURITE SONG 🆘 020
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 13/06/2025⚠️ YESTERDAY JUNE 12th, #AUSTIN ALL THE YELLOW DOTS YOU CAN SEE ARE #TESLA ROBOTAXIS❗️ Look👇 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 09/06/20251st #TESLA #ROBOTAXI MASCARADE was announced for 8.8 ➡️ then delayed to 10.10 🙊 ⚠️Now the 2nd in #AUSTIN 🤣 But in the meantime #real robotaxis based on superior and much safer #MULTI_SENSOR AD have made their mark everywhere❗️ TESLA #ONLY_CAMERA FSD is still #supervised and clearly #lost the race 🆘media.tenor.coma cartoon girl with purple hair and green eyes says we 're so cooked .ALT: a cartoon girl with purple hair and green eyes says we 're so cooked . 010
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 09/06/2025#PSYCHIATRIC_INVESTING 🔸Does #Musk have a severe #personality_disorder❓ 🔸And if so, is his condition deteriorating❓ 🔸Is an #implosion near and likely❓ ChatGPT brings precise answers And this spectacular #CHART👇 1/3🧵 #TESLA 231
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 27/05/2025#BLACKBERRY 2.0 Honestly, tell me if it could have been worse❗️🙈 #TESLA GERMANY BEV #MARKET_SHARE WENT 🔸FROM 21.82 % in Q1 2023 ➡️ TO 4.41 % in Q1 2025 ➡️ TO 1.95 %❗️in April 2025 (source: eu-evs.com) 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 26/05/20251/3 Following the launch of #NIO NMW AD system, I asked Chatgtp to list the carmakers likely to offer a real #L3_AD before end 2026 He listed 10👇 ⚠️ ALL BASED ON A #MULTI_SENSOR SYSTEM ➡️ says #TESLA has no chance with #VISION_ONLY 🆘 #BYD #BMW #WAYMO #PONY #BAIDU #MERCEDES #VW 🧵👇 100
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 09/03/2025🔥BREAKING🔥 « Elon #Musk supports call for US to exit #NATO, stop paying for #Europe's defense »… ➡️ #EUROPEANS SHOULD STOP BUYING #SWASTICARS ➡️ EU pension funds should sell all #TESLA shares⚠️ Do not finance our worst ENEMY❗️🙏 #BoycottTesla #Trump 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Stop the massacre❗️ 🔸 #DOGE should immediately send a #MAIL to all USA + CANADA + GREENLAND households ⚠️ ordering them to prove before Monday❗️that ✅ they own at least 1000 #Trumpcoin 👇 ✅ + at least 100 #TESLA shares #Cryptos #Musk #Trump #Cleptocracy 010
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 26/02/2025OMG #TESLA ❗️ ✅ When the value of the car co is 20 $… ✅ And #MULTI_SENSOR AD systems thrive everywhere… killing #ONLY_CAMERAS FSD dreams 🆘 ✅ + bulk of valuation is pure vaporware-based #hot_air…🙈 ✅ + brand destroyed by a deranged #Musk 🙈 This happens👇 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 28/01/2025⚠️ More than the « #Deepseek moment »… 🔸The EXPECTED COLLAPSE OF #Swasticars SALES IN EUROPE is weighing on #TESLA ’s share price❗️ ⚠️ A consequence of #Musk recent #NAZI_COME_OUT 🙈🆘 #Musknazi #PresidentMusk #Weidel #Merz #CDU #AfD #BMW #VW #Mercedes 020
Reposted by misterbienAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 24/01/2025Check out these peaceful protesters on the day of love! 13163284210379
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 24/01/2025🔥 #GOEBBELS 2.0 🔥 #DiabloCheater also rigged #X ALGORITHMS…❗️ ➡️ He uses X to meddle in #EU politics, help neo-nazi #AfD and other #fascist movements 🔸Should we give him also #TikTok❓ he'd put it to good use…🆘 #TESLA #Musk #Stargate #Merz #CDU #Trump #MAGA #Bitcoin #Bayrou 010
Reposted by misterbieniBacchus @ibacchus.bsky.social · 21/01/2025It’s about time you sell your #Tesla #FuckElonMusk #FuckNazis 1219453
Reposted by misterbienNancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Will #Tesla pay the price for Elon Musk? Boycott & Divest #BoycottTesla $TSLA 2332073
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 23/01/2025⚠️After MEDDLING frantically in #German elections favoring the pro-Nazi #AfD party and its leader #Weidel whom he interviewed and promoted on #X #TESLA 🤡CEO chose the moment of MAXIMUM VISIBILITY TO MAKE HIS #NAZI_COME_OUT❗️👇 #Merz #CDU #Meloni #Bayrou #Starmer #Macron #SPD #Trump #Davos #ForumDavos 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 22/01/2025#STARGATE ⚠️World most desperate #attention_seeker can't stand it when the spotlight shines on someone else❗️ ➡️He would be ready to redo the #Nazi_salute 3 times to avoid it 🆘 ⚠️+After being worldwide exposed as a #VIDEO_GAMES_CHEATER his ego is even more fragile 🙈 #TESLA #ORACLE #OpenAI #Microsoft 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 22/01/2025#Stargate annoys #MUSK❗️ ⚠️ #Nazi and #DiabloCheater #TESLA CEO SUFFERS WHEN OTHERS SHINE 🆘 #Microsoft #Oracle #OpenAI 010
Reposted by misterbienAngry Donkey News @angrydonkeynews.bsky.social · 22/01/2025“I never imagined we would see the day when what appears to be a Heil Hitler salute would be made behind the Presidential seal,” Nadler wrote in a post on X, responding to a video of Musk’s speech at the Capital One Arena in Washington after Trump was sworn into office. thehill.com/homenews/adm...thehill.comNadler condemns ‘what appears to be a Heil Hitler salute’ from MuskRep. Jerry Nadler (D-N.Y.) was among those who sharply criticized billionaire Elon Musk on Monday for making “what appears to be a Heil Hitler salute” during an event celebrating the in… 1134
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 21/01/2025🔥 #Tesla DOWN IN A RISING MARKET 🔥 « Sell the news »❓❓❓ Nope❗️: « SELL THE #FASCIST CLOWN❗️» #Musk #musknazi #Trump #Inauguration #muskheil #EvilTwins #X #HelloQuitteX #Bluesky #Sp500 #QQQ 030
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 21/01/2025🔸 #HowardHughes wanted to be president, had offered 50m to #JackieKennedy for a marriage that would make him popular. Then he gave up. 🔸 #Musk bought X for 44b then bought #Trump with 270m 🆘 And now the planet is under THREAT FROM A #FASCIST PSYCHOPATH 🆘 #Tesla #Inauguration #Nazisalute 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 21/01/2025#Musk's NAZI SALUTE 🔸Did he practiced it with #Weidel and #Meloni❓ 🔸Or do those who have a FASCIST SOUL come to make this gesture spontaneously❓ Who knows❓ But children who were watching TV must have been afraid 🙈 And adults as well 🆘 #musknazi #Tesla #muskheil #musknuts #Inauguration #Trump 010
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 19/01/2025#Trump shitcoin huge PUMP is a very GOOD NEWS for democracy❗️ Let this rise to 500b mc before the collapse 🙏🙏🙏 ➡️THIS WILL RUIN MILLIONS OF MAGA MORONS…🆘 who will then turn against the #FirstFelon and his twin CON MAN #Musk 😉 #Inauguration #Tesla #PresidentMusk #Bitcoin #Crypto #Trumpcoin 020
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 19/01/2025🔥 BREAKING 🔥 #MEMECOIN EARNS A FAMOUS #CON_MAN MORE THAN THE #BIBLE❗️❗️❗️ #Trumpcoin #Trump #Bitcoin #Inauguration2025 #Tesla #Musk #PresidentMusk #InaugurationDay 030
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Innovation…❗️ ⚠️No fascist dictator had ever tried to sell anything directly to his followers...for personal profit.... Neither Hitler, nor Mussolini, nor Putin, nor Xi... ⚠️ After the cards and the golden sneakers, please welcome the #TrumpCoin 👏 #Inauguration #Trump #Musk #Tesla #Cryptos #Bitcoin 030
Reposted by misterbienHenry Rearden @hfrearden.bsky.social · 17/01/2025$TSLA - A Near Profitless Accounting and Consumer FraudCo… Up +$69 billion on options expiry Friday…before its largest shareholder, a South African who came and worked illegally in the US…becomes de facto POTUS after paying $277m to avoid racketeering and treason felony charges… Is sofa king 2025🔥 062
Reposted by misterbienSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 17/01/2025This man is a profound danger. Every American should oppose his nomination. 1072171715063
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Connecting the #dots…🙈 ⚠️ ELON #MUSK, THE #DIABLO_CHEATER WHO WAS JUST CAUGHT RED-HANDED had also tried to mislead the public about his #Cybertruck… 🔸By saying that it would be able to cross rivers & lakes..🤣 🔸and that 2m people had ordered it..🆘 #TESLA 000
Reposted by misterbien𝕚 Ｇｙｖｅｒ 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇵🇦🇲🇽🇬🇪 @igyver.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Nice Movement in #LinkedIn Fire your Tesla. Not because the car but because the owner who tries to destroy the democracies with money he get from us. #FireMyTesla #Tesla 34912
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 16/01/2025#DIABLO_CHEATER WHO DECEIVED CUSTOMERS AND INVESTORS… ALSO FOOLED CAMPAIGN SUPPORTERS 🆘👇 #TESLA #Musk #Trump 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 16/01/2025#DIABLO CHEATER #Musk IS THE SAME GUY WHO PROMISED : ✅ a flying #roadster 😅 ✅ a sailing #cybertruck 😂 ✅L4 «camera only» #FSD 🤡 « Accused of Serial #Fraud By the U.S. Gaming Community in Confirmation That There Is Nothing He Won’t #Lie About» #SethAbramson #TESLA #Musk 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 15/01/2025@lindaaxox.bsky.social posts a pathetic image of her 🤡boss 🙊👇 NO SHAME 🆘 🔸Why not say clearly that he is one of the best players in the world ❓ As with #Diablo ❓🤣 #Tesla #PresidentMusk #ConMen #Trump #MAGA 010
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 15/01/2025🔥 BREAKING 🔥 ⚠️ #TESLA SALES in Holland Norway and Spain DOWN 66% YoY during first 2 weeks of 2025 🆘 Don’t expect other EU countries to do better❗️ ⚠️ European consumers now clearly understand that BUYING A TESLA CAR = FINANCING THE ENEMY❗️ 010
Reposted by misterbienSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Coming just 9 days after the anniversary of January 6, this may be the most ironic tweet I have ever read 972036312
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Breaking❗️👇 🔥 #DIABLO CHEATER #MUSK ALSO COMMITTED #SECURITIES_FRAUD 🔥 @CNBC : « SEC SUES ELON MUSK » ⚠️ #TESLA 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 14/01/2025🔥 #SERIAL_LIAR MADE A BAD CHOICE❗️🔥 He thought that ✅ BRAGGING about being a #Diablo world top player would be as easy as ✅ PROMISING a flying #roadster or a «vision only» #robotaxi 🙈 But GAMERS ARE SMART ➡️ THEY exposed and HUMILIATED HIM❗️👇 #TESLA #Musk 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 13/01/2025🤔 Always able to sleep without nightmares❓ ➡️ Try watching a video of #MUSK s #NAZI GIRL-FRIEND 🙈👇👇👇 #TESLA #Weidel #MuskWeidel #PresidentMusk #Merz 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 12/01/2025⚠️ LOOK AT #MUSK s #NAZI GIRL-FRIEND 👇 🔸Have you ever seen a speech by #Hitler in a documentary❓❓❓ Do you see a similarity❓ #TESLA #WeidelMusk #PresidentMusk #Trump #Weidel #Merz #AFD #SPD 000
misterbien @misterbien.bsky.social · 12/01/2025It’s now #Musk vs #Europe❗️ ➡️ More and more Europeans understand that 🔥 BUYING #TESLA CARS = FINANCING THE ENNEMY 🔥 ➡️ Q1 TESLA deliveries in #EU could easely be down 20% or more YoY❗️🆘 020
Reposted by misterbienSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025WASHINGTON POST EDITOR: “All right, everyone, we need a euphemism for ARMED REBELLION—and we need it stat. The Big Guy’ll be pissed if we call what a man whose Inauguration he just gave a million to did in 2021 ARMED REBELLION. Obviously SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY is right out. So come on, people, ideas!” 1221618388
