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Jonah

@misteraloha.bsky.social
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Native Hawaiian. Living in the rainy, old town of Hilo. Got too many dogs.

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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 9h
Agree. Happy Indigenous Peoples Day. As a Native Hawaiian, I’d like to add a big-F__k Captain Cook.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 9h
Agree!
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This Native Hawaiian agrees!
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This man should never pay for a beer ever!
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Save Benny!
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This hurricane stuff is getting old. Here we go again. Wish us the best everyone.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry, I’m old enough to remember when Joe Walsh advocated taking up arms if Trump lost in 2016.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You, sir, are a gentleman. I would put a nasty expletive before the word liar.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will not forget what RFK jr did to my fellow Polynesians in Samoa in 2019. He is responsible for the deaths of over 80 Samoans - mostly children. He then denied that his trip there was to promote his anti-vax agenda. Emails proved him to be a liar.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That would be formerly homeless.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank you for all you do, sir.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
👍🏽
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mississippi?
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
RIP Mitch
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Aw man. RIP Dolly Parton.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We need more prominent political figures to talk shit openly about the disgusting, criminal, child-raping president. Have some balls, Y'all. It makes him mad. Hopefully, it causes a heart attack.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Had this on 8-track. Classic.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hurricane Lala is no joke. The rain and wind is crazy.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Happy Birthday, Sir Barry!
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Kīlauea erupting- hurricane coming. Real life Jumanji.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Ohhh Yessss: Man with Shaker
ALT: Ohhh Yessss: Man with Shaker
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Indeed.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
July 31, 1843- Every July 31st, we Native Hawaiians celebrate Lā Ho’iho’i Ea. This day celebrates the restoration of the Hawaiian Kingdom after British occupation.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Cool, but you left us out. The kānaka- Native Hawaiians.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Didn’t SCOTUS deem this unconstitutional?
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
She’s perpetually grumpy.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/07/2026
Hunter Biden responded to Donald Trump’s speech with a statement noting that Trump’s own newly declassified documents undermine years of false claims about the Biden family:
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Seen this kid play. He’s gonna be a star.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This Administration is engaged in the largest criminal cover-up in American history.   Todd Blanche cannot serve as AG. Full stop.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kinda secret spot- Big Island-Hawaii
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hawaiian: ‘Ilio holo i ka uaua. The name for the Hawaiian monk seal. “Dog that runs in rough water”
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Buttermilk says hey, Bagel
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m old enough to remember when Trump sued the NFL and was awarded $1. Actually, he got $3 with interest accrued.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No-one ever expects the Islamic Republic of Japan. Surprise is their chief weapon.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ignoring an Act of Congress
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What is Obama even on this list? wtf
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Native Hawaiian here- I really appreciate your area of expertise. Awesome.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Or race Sha’carri Richardson
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Yes!
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
No.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
🚨🚨🚨 Just seeing this on 6/22/26 ….SHARE‼️
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Mr. Hamill, respectfully, you forgot Chachi.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I had to explain the use of this- then I was asked- couldn’t they just make the hole smaller?
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hope the car is ok.
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Jonah @misteraloha.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If the Spurs won- Dylan Harper would have been the first.
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