Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Lying democrat scientists spend their days working on fake vaccines that give you autism. Meanwhile, logic loving republican scientists are working hard every day to invent a new kind of Epstien. And recently it seems, they've really been pumping them out. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If Isreal has permission to do their own genocide because they went through the holocaust, then homosexuals should also get to do their own genocide. I propose we turn Wyoming into the new Gaza. This will be our revenge for the AIDS epidemic. 110
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm hot now btw. In case anybody even cares. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Found out Minion Rush is shutting down, so I downloaded and played the game for the first time in an actual decade. And wow, shut down Temple Run or Subway Surfers instead. This game is actually so based. I will be playing it every day until the end of the month. God bless. 011
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Reading Das Kapital right now, and this shit's boring and hard. Maybe the capitalists are right and we should be letting them destroy our society. Also, I maybe should've bought an English version of the book. 011
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can't wait for Warren Buffet to die next week. Very exciting stuff. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm sorry 9/11. I really hope you enjoyed your last big hoorah, because we have a funnier tragedy now. Your time is gone. 011
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wild to think that it's been an entire year, and the ballroom still hasn't been finished. I can't imagine how much he's suffered for us trying to make this happen. Saying a prayer tonight for our glorious bullet-dodging president. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sitting on a bench at the theater, because I somehow managed to arrive an hour early, and I just saw a guy (hugely fat) walk by me wearing a Letterboxd hat. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Drag queens have been dropping like flies recently. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Perfect is the enemy of good, and I'm on Perfect's side. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Alex Jones is like if Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan had a baby. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hailey Stevens is really carrying the flame here. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Last night I dreamed that a fat woman choked to death on a ham sandwich. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026118 years ago they killed a man for eating library paste. And people still claim this country isn't fascist. #bookeatersunite 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham diving head first and sliding to cut Mitch McConnell in the line to Hell. 011
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I can't wait for the lady who lost to liquid shit to run again in 2028. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Super excited for McConnell's Not Dead (2027) starring Kevin Sorbo as the man himself. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 05/07/2026William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! William Henry Harrison! 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 29/06/2026A couple days ago, I met a guy named Kente. I can't believe they named a guy after Nancy Pelosi's favorite piece of clothing. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Please Nick Fuentes, come over to the dark side. I can wear cat ears and we can make out. Please, you're so hot. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Hunter Biden vindicated in unanimous Supreme Court vote. God bless. 050
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 18/06/2026An entire civilization really did die that night. It just wasn't the one we all thought. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Not only would Scoot have loved to see this, but he was charismatic enough that he 100% could've lured Trump into doing a 1v1 in the ring. #restinpower 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Swear to God, I did not post this. I have no idea how this happened. I would never post something like this. Never in a million years. Please someone explain to me how to delete a post. I don't know how. This is a disaster. Please ignore. It is true though. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 05/06/2026You best believe I got my suit on! I'm naked as I was on the day I was born (And I am jerking it). Happy 21st birthday to me and no one else. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026When is Bluesky going to incorporate Grok into its platform? The people are waiting. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 29/05/2026You all can thank me come this November when Talarico wins by 7 points. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026At this point, just do it. Lower the fed rate to zero. Make it negative. I don't care. End it all. Let the fires sweep over us all. Out of the ashes, the strong will rise. Not me though, I'll be dead as shit. I'll be dead in the first wave. Good luck to all you though. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I think they should recriminalize gay marriage. Not because I'm homophobic, but because my boyfriend just broke up with me, and I'm pissed. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I can't believe they would do this. Kash Patel has been cucked. And for what? A ballroom? For shame. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Femcel is sort of a workaholic. And she's spending extra time at the wrong grind to get to a new bracket. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 17/04/2026In the hospital right now. They got me the heated blankets. They put a little fent in my IV. I am living the dream. 010
Mister Oakley @mister-oakley.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Currently sick as shit in the hospital. Trump, please bless me with your healing like you did for Epstein. Make me healthy and virile like RFK. Grant my face with Mar-a-Lago beauty. Or at least give me some of whatever Hegseth has been drinking, and have the nurses put Pulp Fiction on the little TV. 010