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Mista Krabs

@mistakrabs.bsky.social
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This shit has gotten fuckin wild He/him HD version of my pfp shamelessly taken from @sakorae_ on Twitter

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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Cody's Shody never misses, honestly the best combination of comedy and news/politics out there including network and streaming shows.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
"Whaaaa, you can't be mean to Zionists online just because they're doing a genocide!" You literally run a propaganda machine for them you disgusting monster, you should be ashamed to even show your face in public. You are a rot on the world, and it has nothing to do with your religion or ethnicity.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I hear you as a fellow Arizonan but yeah wouldn't know where to start. At least now people trend towards electric ones but landscapers still use the 2-stroke old style ones for the most part.
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Mike || Comms on hold until my bones are fixed @michalputo.art · 27/07/2025
Art print giveaway! Rules: Follow me, share and like this post. Shipping in EU is on me, outside of EU is on you (around 10€) I will select one winner randomly on Sunday 3rd August, 2025 and contact via DM. My artwork is available here: ko-fi.com/michalputo/s... www.inprnt.com/gallery/mich...
Photo of an art print of the painting. A man standing against a broken porcelain wall, he's wearing a blue fabric draped from his head, instead of his face there is a skull visible under the fabric. There is a porcelain heart visible on his chest.

There is my hand visible next to the print.Oil painting on canvas, 70x100cm. A man standing against a broken porcelain wall, he's wearing a blue fabric draped from his head, instead of his face there is a skull visible under the fabric. There is a porcelain heart visible on his chest.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
"Aw shit, bob did you remember to burn all those critically top secret conspiracy documents or did you just leave them pilled in the corner?" Uhhhhh, yeah I burned em boss. "Okay good, now I'm just going to close this door without checking and we'll never have to worry about them again"
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Smothering distance is the best distance!
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
It's also more complicated than just left and right on a linear scale. Biden being good in some ways but going out of his way to supply arms to an active genocide doesn't equal out, it's like arguing that Hitlers public works policies somehow matter slightly when he was doing the Holocaust.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
You're missing the point again, I'm asking you where you draw the line. You're ignoring how over time everything moves forward, Biden being more progressive with Clinton doesn't actually show an improvement over the norm when they're 30 years apart.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I have no idea what point you're trying to make with this, I'm asking you whats your limit to supporting a two party system of genocide because, "well ya gotta pick one!", and then next election the Mussolini you voted for sounds a little bit more Hitlery, and so on, and so on.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
As do yours, we're looking at those consequences right now. Mine too, you think I didn't vote blue across the board last election? How far are you willing to go with the "it's a defacto two party system so you gotta vote for one of the two" argument? One will always be worse, Mussolini over Hitler?
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Ice Cube is one of those actors who's either perfect and wonderful in a role or just an absolutely flat nothing.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Trumps is obviously worse, if you're just trying to make a lesser evil argument we can stop right here because you're arguing from a position I held for a long time and am thoroughly done with. I'm done enabling the party of "less genocide" that's currently pushing against trans rights.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Put.Down.The.Goal.Posts. That has nothing to do with the claim you made, focus.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
That wasn't the question, put down the goal posts. They said they wanted "strong border policy" and they continued with strong border policy. Your claim was that these kind of stated views are just lip service to get moderate/right voters.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Ohhh okay, so I just happened to stumble across the one good example and it's different because it was made for "cynical geopolitical reasons" (would love to hear you expand on that one). Still waiting for any counter narrative evidence from you.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
"Just appealing to the moderates with rhetoric and emergency arms sales to continue a genocide bypassing congress" Okay your turn, show me when they pushed a moderate/right rhetoric and then did the opposite when in power.
apnews.com
The Biden administration once again bypasses Congress on an emergency weapons sale to Israel
For the second time this month, the Biden administration is bypassing Congress to approve an emergency weapons sale to Israel.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
"Do not come, do not come"
thehill.com
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
You're kidding right? Here's Bidens immigration policies in action
aljazeera.com
Photos show US border facility crowded with migrant children
A Democratic congressman released pictures of the facility, as the Biden administration draws criticism.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
You're genuinely delusional, can you point to any precedent of them doing this previously? Immigration, foreign policy, etc. I can point to an overwhelming preponderance of evidence that "moderate" liberals follow up on the bad things they claim they support, where's the inverse?
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Like bro what the FUCK is this!
Some kind of horrid ginger doll turned into a real boy by an algorithm.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Actual soulless ghoul shit, I don't know how these people sleep at night "uhm, acktually"ing literally starved to death babies.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Oh yeah for sure, similar to how the one with Tom Cruise uses the concept to play off 9/11 and the Iraq War. It really feels like it's due for a high budget mini series from a big streaming service, I could see Apple+ doing something like that, maybe 8-12 episodes tops.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Conceptually it's like a joke about modern movie producers, "How do we update this beloved classic to appeal to the younger generation of 2025? Wait I know, they love their Paranormal Activities right? Found footage!" Reminds me of Diary of the Dead, bless George Romero's heart
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I quite enjoy the 1953 movie for being the original story crammed into the shell of a 50s scifi movie with some really fun visual effects, but it does feel more like it's own story. I think it suffers from the same problem as Dracula where you're always losing something significant cutting it down
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Oh man, I've listened to that album so many times. I'm always saddened that I'll never get to hear the original cast live. Thunder Child legitimately always gets me emotional.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Wasn't it also them realizing they couldn't compete with the quality coming out of Japanese manufacturers at the time? Get your audience to turn away from small economical cars when yours can't compete and shift them towards a market that just doesn't exist in Japan.
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Melliel @mellielart.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Maintain empathy for the people on the phones. They're not the reason why we're angry.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
One random asshole with a rifle vs a few dozen trained officers with full body armor, military weapons, and armored vehicles. Worthless cowards who only feel confident gunning down unarmed minorities in the back.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The thing that absolutely grills my ass about police failure to respond rapidly and effectively against shooters is what's the fucking point of decking them as a paramilitary force when they're all too cowardly to even confront a single shooter?
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Time and again it's always projection with people on the right "They want to ethnically replace us! They want to do violence against us! They want to destroy our culture! They only care about themselves!" It's hardly shocking with a nation of people who rioted to defend their brave rapist soldiers
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Okay unironically I think that's kinda great but I'm also a Batman hater (relatively speaking). Lacking self awareness about how emotionally fucked up he is is such a great contrast to Diana and Clark.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
We've got about 4 "smart LED" bulbs in our house that stopped working a month ago. Well stopped being smart, turning into pricey and not very good looking lights stuck on the brightest bluest setting. It's so irritating when all the hardware and connections are just fine, just no outside server.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It really feels like a lot of them were just chomping at the bit to embrace their horrible views just as soon as the party line started to pivot. Same kind of pathetic as those CEOS/executives talking about how freedom was returned to them by Trump normalizing slurs.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Just one more Arkham-lite live service open world game bro, just one more game bro! Man, I wish I could get paid like 1/100th what these executives make to poorly run a company. I'm fairly certain even my stupid ass could make smarter decisions than this.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Absolutely, scale is huge when it comes to efficiency. It's part of the same reason that the worst polluters for their size are always the smallest engines on stuff like weed whackers, lawn mowers, and mopeds.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The people who argue that, "The energy just comes from fossil fuels anyway" are the worst because you'll say the obvious follow up, "So why don't we focus on expanding our clean energy generation?" at which point the pretense is dropped and they just start arguing climate change denial.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm glad to see basically everyone calling him out for being seemingly a parody account that seems hell bent on being the bizzaro version of John Brown. Shameless cosplay of a man built on convictions and action by some little party line weasel waiting to be told how to feel.
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♡Scary Kate. 🇵🇸 @katespeace.northsky.social · 29/07/2025
more Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow gameplay!! A rocky encounter, for sure.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
My first Castlevania and my first DS game, I put so many hours into this bad boy. I loved all the different weapons which was quite a shock playing other Castlevania games and realizing traditionally you use a whip and then limited secondary weapons.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Trans people have always existed, they'll always continue to exist, and you're just going to have to deal with that bucko. Keep struggling against progress, surely at some point in history conservative values will be proven retroactively to have been correct. Batting .000 but you'll get that bunt.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
"we invented transgenderism a couple of decades ago" is genuinely hilariously stupid. "Look I've done some research reading Stonetoss comics and it turns out trans people didn't exist until 2005" Alright we've peaked there, not gonna pollute my trans friends timelines any more with this clownshow
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
You seem to have forgot the entire start of this argument was because you came in swinging around your, "We can always tell" ass argument and then immediately had to back pedal to "well we mostly can tell, unless they don't have these specific traits, or they physically transitioned, or..."
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It's very funny to me how you're being such a stickler for "hey that's an old fashioned term" but for some reason don't seem to have the same issue with your entire viewpoint on trans people being archaic. All the best scientific minds pick and choose what scientific consensuses to respect of course
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The funny part is even if trans people, intersex people, etc didn't exist at all it would still be a patently moronic thing to say. Like you've never mistaken a masculine woman with short hair for a man, or a feminine man with long hair for a woman, or just anyone with gender ambiguous style.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Damn look who's suddenly a silk worm expert! I love how you just manifest this expertise on any and all subjects because you know giving even slightly causes your stupid "we can actually look at people and know their sex easily" statement to fall apart.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
What even is intersex according to you? Do you literally need a vagina and a penis? Because I gotta say, you probably shouldn't be using hentai for your scientific definitions.
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
You can cloak it all you want, we both know you're just justifying your own personal disgust backwards with sketchy scientific reasoning *that still* goes against the overwhelming consensus of doctors, psychologists, biologists, etc. So anyway, why do you really hate trans people?
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Mista Krabs @mistakrabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Damn, so why they fucking? Why are they ignoring females literally inches from their faces to go blast all over their bro and die having failed their single biological imperative?
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