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missmann

@missmustermann.bsky.social
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I’m a painter and a printmaker. Give me word games, knitting, and my dog. And queer men.

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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 1h
Lorna Simpson & Thelma Golden!!
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The clock is ticking on the need for a five-figure back surgery for Miss One and whewwwwwwww can whoever reads the room pretty please read the room, the whole room
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My long lady is injured 😩😩😩 Her back has seized up and she is shivering in pain, it’s horrible She’s been in her carrier for 24 hours and I had to practically dismantle the carrier *around* to get to her to pee
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🎉 Happy birthday!! 🎉
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 12/10/2026
this is community 🪴
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 12/10/2026
This week’s cover is “Sweater Weather” by Malika Favre. Explore the issue: www.newyorker.com/magazine
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you could use a pick-me-up, check out the Smithsonian’s live cheetah cub cam. The five-day old cubs are beyond adorable, and an important addition to the captive breeding program for this vulnerable species.
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Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
holy shit!! artists!!! you guys!! pinlite.app someone made a pinterest facade site that just strips away all the dumb bullshit and gives you only the images this is AMAAZINNNGGGG. Not to mention the web 1.0 grey and blue link vibe lol
screenshot of PinLite, a skin of pinterest that's just taken away all the bs and only shows the images, on a grey web 1.0 background
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s cutie and patootie!
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am so sick of the omnipresence of this damn company
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s giving bot
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Henny Gesserit @nmjmredux.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I miss Fooler
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They best not pass that fuck ass daylight savings law. It’s SO dark now, 3 more hours of this??? Nobody has enough mental health left for all that
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/10/2026
I remind everyone, again, that they tried year-round daylight saving time and stopped it because it got bunch of kids got killed in just a few weeks
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every. Single. Day. 😩😩😩
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sing my song!
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Jodi Pickens 🏳️‍🌈🖖✨ @jodipickens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A surprisingly powerful sentence is "Take your time." To the cashier. The new employee. The person searching for the right words. The friend telling a difficult story. Not rushing someone is a form of kindness we don't talk about enough. 🧡
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And talk to your people, find out if anybody needs help. They’ve added clutter to the process and a lot of people will lose care because they didn’t realize or understand it or get to it in time
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Y’all get your letter? I’ve seen one & it says one big ass beautiful bill or whatever right there in times new roman. Anyway if you did, get to logging on or calling or what have you. NOW. They’re making it very easy for themselves to boot you from your healthcare, all b/c you didn’t click a link
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You look phenomenal!
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is no way to wake up
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They really are trying to break everything everywhere all at once
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucking dickwad
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am so ready for this
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No problem, I‘ll just go ahead and do the same. Can’t wait to see the nails ✨
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you have a brush you like for the line work? I bought something useless forever ago
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They look like they have the same mother and the same father
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This episode >>>>>>
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have been called every single one of these names just like this
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A slip of the tongue *jazz hands*
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you liked the thread about “everyone on the bus has realized the driver is going the wrong way,” you will love “hundreds of confused Portlanders ditched by crew and stranded in Iceland” I have to go to bed but I need to know if Sarah makes it to her flight!!!
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hehe but for real though No one sees my clavicle from mid-September to mid-June
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alright I am packing this neck away. It won’t be seen til next summer
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am not ready for any of this impending orange-hued season BUT I will say my bedroom was the perfect sleeping temperature last night and I haven’t had that particular flavor of sleep in months
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am in the mood for sportsbar caesar salad and would like to know if people are still pooping explosively
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are people still pooping explosively?
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/09/2026
Skid Row's talent show was organized by Rev. Gary Carr, who saw that the community had more to offer than what one of the largest U.S. homeless encampments has come to represent. Many sang or rapped songs they had written themselves about their struggles, hoping to inspire others.
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not the oubliette!!! 🤭🤭🤭
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The most blackpilling part of the last 10 years is that every liberal party in the industrialized ‘western’ world has embraced austerity, immigration restrictionism, and anti trans bigotry and it has objectively been a complete failure and their only idea is to just keep doubling down.
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SAME
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Impeach them all please
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good luck to you
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was so excited when I bought some! Why though?!?! I opened the bottle, wide-eyes, did my best to choke down several and said welp that’s not happening ever again
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hehehee fair!
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is the hookah I know too mild??
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t know! You’re not the only one who said so so now I’m wondering, with jaw dropped
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoa whoa lollll
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missmann @missmustermann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoa
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