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Miss Morgan

@missmorganno.bsky.social
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Someday, I'm gonna live In your house up on the hill And when your skinhead neighbor goes missing I'll plant a garden in the yard then

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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
“If you wouldn’t take their advice then you shouldn’t take their criticisms.”
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
My therapist called me “Princess” today, and that’s all the validation I needed.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“I think I have sleep paralysis or something.” “That sounds scary as hell, man. You should see a doctor.”
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I swear I hurt my own feelings for the fucking fun of it. I’m so sad about a friendship breakup because there’s no closure. Just mutual ghosting.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
My sister turned down some corn nuts and said they were for old people. She said this while sitting in a bingo hall. Full of old people. Waiting to play bingo.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I don’t want your olive branch, thanks. I’ve already mourned what you left me with.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’m getting real fucking sick of companies buying into this sham presidency at the cost of my personal data. No, I don’t follow the VP or President now, so fucking stop making my account follow.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Today marks my first full day in remission from cancer.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I can still hear my mom say “I’m proud of all my kids.” But I worry if she saw me now she wouldn’t feel the same.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I had to do a barium swallow for a PET scan today, and my stomach feels like I have lead weights inside it.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I was diagnosed with cancer in May. I have since learned that what I thought I knew about cancer doesn’t even scratch the surface of what it’s actually like to deal with.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Is this where all the cool kids hang out?
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
I can’t bring myself to delete the texts between me and my momma and it hurts so bad to read them knowing I’ll never speak to her again.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
The Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs duet of “Fast Car” damn near drives me to tears. It’s such a beautiful collaboration. “Fast Car” has been one of my favorite songs since I was a child.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Bob’s Burgers has no business putting out as many bangers as they have.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
Puppy hiccups are the cutest thing. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
My dad has a pair of mourning doves that live in a nest near his front porch. He named them after himself and my late mom. 🥹
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
I feel like it should be illegal to be good at science and art. Pick a struggle. 😂
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
My puppy snores so fucking loudly. It’s the cutest thing.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
I took the LSAT today, and all I want to do is call my mom and tell her how I think I did…
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
Please tell me about 2024 book releases I should have on my radar.
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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
My feed is full of people talking about exercising and diets. Meanwhile, me making New Year’s resolutions:
A sticker with a mouse and a bit of cheese saying “eat cheese and sin”
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Camila 🌷 @nekomori-art.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Passerby 💫
Illustration depicting two bunnies sitting on the tail of a shooting star as it flies above a small planet dotted with craters. The bunny on the back is looking down and waving at an octopus-like alien standing on the planet's surface. Meanwhile, the sky in the background is dotted with small stars and colorful planets.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
My puppy lost his two front teeth and I can’t stop laughing and cooing at him.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
“The horrors persist, but so do I.”
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Reflecting on the fact that two months ago my best friend and I stopped talking, completely. I think we both have things we want to say but we won’t. She is the reason I have some seriously deep insecurities.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
My husband got a shop vac and leaf blower for Christmas. He’s in his home and yard maintenance era.
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Miss Morgan @missmorganno.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Got my invite, I’m in the cool kids club now. Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
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