Monika Smith @missmonikasmith.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Adrian Brody has mob boss daddy energy kissing all the Brutalist winners as they walk by. 020
Monika Smith @missmonikasmith.bsky.social · 13/01/20252025 is the year firefighter calendars come back. 030
Monika Smith @missmonikasmith.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Very grateful for Watch Duty, but I am now traumatized every time I hear that notification song. 040
Monika Smith @missmonikasmith.bsky.social · 07/12/2024What did people on reality shows say before “at the end of the day”? 010
Monika Smith @missmonikasmith.bsky.social · 04/12/2024‘It’s giving hair, face, ass, titties’ is this decades ‘Nails done hair done everything did.’ 010
Monika Smith @missmonikasmith.bsky.social · 04/12/2024My husband made me lunch today and it was terrible. I didn’t have the heart to tell him. Because he doesn’t exist. 130
Monika Smith @missmonikasmith.bsky.social · 22/11/2024My hair is red. Whenever I see someone and they tell me how pretty my brown hair is I can’t tell if they’re throwing shade or are slightly colour blind and no one has told them. 010
Monika Smith @missmonikasmith.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Everyone is talking about the posts on Threads. Remember the good old days when we were talking about the t-shirts on Threadless? 010
Monika Smith @missmonikasmith.bsky.social · 05/07/2023I ate hotdogs for the first time in many years. I feel very gross. America. 0100