gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 13/02/2026new post on substack if ur a freak like that open.substack.com/pub/fatherwh...open.substack.comAre you going to finish that?On unfinished projects and the pain of creating 000
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 10/02/2026water with a splash of cran, i call this baby the uti buster 010
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 10/02/2026they call me the tailor bc of how i thread the needle. if u even care. 010
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 10/02/2026posted from my place of full time employment as i'm fully sober btw 000
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 10/02/2026hitting a blinker and looking at analog speakers on facebook marketplace to build a wall of sound in the basement of my rental duplex 000
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 31/01/2026ppl are gonna crucify me for this but honestly it's cheesecake 010
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 31/01/2026the masses would rather watch a movie about a convict welded into a submarine for two hours than a biopic on the first lady of the united states and you know what? that's beautiful and also based 041
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 28/01/2026why don't i have a verified badge despite having no meaningful public figure status and leaving no lasting impressions upon the digital space 010
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 28/01/2026changed my pfp and @ but it's still me... the same ole gremlinmichael... 010
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 28/01/2026i want to be perceived as an ambiguous creature but unfortunately for me i have big ole doe eyes and massive honkers 030
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 28/01/2026just learned about a certain casting decision in the fuckass joker sequel 000
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 28/01/2026this MAN was licking the couch and stopped when the camera was on him bc he doesn't want yall to believe me 020
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 28/01/2026i don't know anything about marvel rivals but seeing that little shark in any sort of distress fills me with animalistic rage 120
Reposted by gremmyBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 27/01/2026if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com 511865344
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 07/06/2025and i did! open.substack.com/pub/laurenmi...open.substack.comPlease hold your applause...Let’s just cut to the chase, shall we? 030
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 05/06/2025this is my only social media i haven't locked down so you best believe i'm boutta bleet like there's no tomorrow 030
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 05/06/2025elon is going to 180 into a form of wokeness only perceptible to certain species of shrimp 040
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 23/11/2024it's my last night in california and i'm spending it watching anime twinks dance on fortnite 080
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 23/11/2024why yes i'm still not even close to being done packing with only 10 hours left til i move, why do you ask? 140
Reposted by gremmynathan 🍂 @shell-poke.bsky.social · 22/11/2024it’s pure sweet fat of the hog tuesday friday 121
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 22/11/2024glad to see that sweet fat of the hog friday has meandered its way from tumblr to bluesky. i was sorely missing this weekly tradition. 150
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 22/11/2024surely no highway patrol officers will notice that my tags are expired by almost four months as i drive over 2000 miles in the span of three days 160
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 22/11/2024many years of playing tetris has prepared me for the ultimate challenge: packing everything i own into the trunk of my '00 camry 170
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 22/11/2024at 500 followers i will release the loves of my life spreadsheet 0110
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 21/11/2024guy who is loyal to one specific airline solely based on how much he enjoys the music they play when the plane lands 0180
gremmy @missmichael.bsky.social · 21/11/2024i'm at the function naming five things i can see and four things i can touch 092
![notes app screenshot of a list, which reads as follows:
things millennials have tricked me into
- attending a silent disco at a craft brewery on new years eve
- attending a silent disco at a craft brewery for st patricks day
- traveling to indiana
- [ATTEMPTED] taking my dogs to the disease and accident factory they call a "dog park"
- thinking i'm a bad dog owner for not taking my dogs to the disease and accident factory they call a "dog park"
- thinking side parts are flattering on me in any way
- spending $8.50 plus tax on a single beer](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zun4rxbqnev2d2ln4g4z7djt/bafkreig464cwc6i4c76rzfoogln4pbwuy2cxl3bh3udhe5wghgetf5rog4)
