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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
it's a complete juxtaposition of emotions watching the so cal fires cause so much devastation and heartache while watching snow in the south causing so much joy and childlike wonder... #blacksky #blackskyover40
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
1. boomerang 2. waiting to exhale 3. sister act 2 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
i banged the funny bone in my right knee and pain shot through both my elbow and my left ankle gave out...😭😭,😭 #mandown #blacksky #blackskyover40
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a cartoon character is laying on the ground with the words " i did n't break it it just still hurts "
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
we are always on fire. it starts in so cal and will work its way up to oregon...🔥🚒👩🏿‍🚒
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
i can't decide what's worse: the feeling of swallowing cut glass when i cough or the sore ribs and tension headache when i try to hold it in...😭😭😭 #ihatebeingsick #blacksky #blackskyover40
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
decided i wanted soup to help soothe my sore throat. but post holidays, on-hand ingredients were slim. but i had turkey wings & legs, greens and turkey broth frozen from thanksgiving an and i always have rice. so i'm making turkey & rice soup with greens as the veggie...👩🏾‍🍳🥣😷
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a cartoon chef is cooking in a kitchen with a pan of food in front of him .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
trying to figure out exactly how i'm the only one in the house to get sick when i haven't left the house since christmas...😷😷😷 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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a woman wearing a green hat and magnifying glass
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
very scary people...😬🫣🤣 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
well that was hands down the most eventful new year's eve i've ever had (and that includes the time we almost drove off the bay bridge) and i didn't even leave the house. but everyone is alive and home safe and we'll have stories to tell for year's to come...🌉💃🏽💃🏾🍹🎶🥴☎️🏥🏎🏠🛏🥱 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
i work for a bank & was in our call center waiting for y2k to crash our computers & wipe out everyone's money. we were surrounded by reams of paper with their balances to manually post back to their accts. nothing happened. we got fed pizza that night then bagels in the morning...🤣🤷🏾‍♀️🍕
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
mine got here in early november and is still here. she only lives an hour away! and had the nerve to buy a new bed set she likes for the guest room. ma'am go back to your own home where you pay rent! i blame her father...🙄😑😒
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
starting my first day of vacay chilling on the couch enjoying the weighted blanket, super plush heated throw and scented candles i bought my adult daughters for christmas. just missing a fire in the fireplace...🤣🤣🤣 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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a man is laying on a bed with a blanket and a pillow and says `` very cozy '' .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
reese's can kick rocks...🫣🤣🙅🏾‍♀️ #blacksky #blackskyover40
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
when you had to leave yourself encouraging notes when you left work on tuesday since you and your work bestie won't see each other again until next year...😭😭😭
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
“you will be visited by 3 spirits” the 3 spirits:
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merry christmas and happy new year is written on a screen
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
do i know how to make a prime rib? yes. do i watch every "how to make a prime rib" video i come across? also yes...🤣🥩 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words i watched below her
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
saw the tamale lady at the grocery store today and told her i'd hit her up on my way out since i didn't have any cash. it started pouring and when i came out she was gone. now i'm sitting in my car sad for the tamales i coulda had...🫔🫔🫔 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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a black and white photo of a man smoking a cigarette while looking out of a car window .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
i hate when i'm driving in the fog and i get the red light but the car i was following doesn't. what do you mean i'm now the lead car! bitch, i wear glasses and still can't see! we're all gonna end up in a ditch!😭😭😭 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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a woman is driving a bmw with her eyes closed
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
i really hope people know the onion is a satire "news" source...🫣🫣🫣
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
last month, i was talking to my dad about thanksgiving dinner and he said he was going to fry a turkey and he had a really good indoor fryer and was gonna send me one. i completely forgot about it but guess what showed up today...🤣🤦🏾‍♀️ #blackskyover40 #blacksky
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
the bay is wet and freezing cold! i might have to turn my menopause fan off...🥶🥶🥶 #blacksky #blackskyover40 #norcal #bayarea
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
everyday. and it doesn't have to be anything extravagant. a new ebook, a sweet treat, ignoring a work email until the next day. little things...💜 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
this! or only half a bagel! and not the top half or bottom half. they will slice the bagel as normal then cut the whole thing in half like a sandwich then take half of that. just touching everything! move outta my way already!😤 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
had a productive sunday. made beef stew for dinner, meal prepped for the week, did some online shopping, wrapped the gifts already here, went on a junk purging spree (nothing was safe!) and now i'm about to attempt a peach cobbler. all before 3pm... #blacksky #blackskyover40 #sundayfunday
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a woman talking on a cell phone with the words " your girl is busy " above her
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
my husband! like sir who are you chasing in your sleep and why are you yelling at them! just kicking the covers and shit...🙄
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i love when my hubby's work christmas funstivities are at wineries...🍷🍷🍷 #blacksky #blackskyover40 #winecountry #bayarea
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
in at 7am, christmas shopped on my phone while the boss was in some meeting then off at 11am. all that pto i stacked up is getting used heavily this holiday season...🤣🤣🤣 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
both on the right!💜 but all are great!👍🏾
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
21 and ONLY because i had a southern mother. we left the south when i was 1...🤣🤣🤣 #blacksky #blackskyover40 #militarybrat
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
so, blue cross expeditiously decided to reverse its stance on not cover anesthesia costs on procedures they deemed too long. wonder why...😏 #blacksky #blackskyover40
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
watching people find out blue cross will no longer cover the cost of anesthesia in some states if a procedure goes over the time THEY think it should take on the same day the united healthcare ceo was gunned down in the street is... #blacksky #blackskyover40
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a close up of a man smoking a cigarette in a dark room .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
my father still sends all his 6 children a family gift & christmas money despite us telling him not to but he won't accept any gifts from us. he says it's his money and he will do with it what he chooses. my hubby and i also do what we choose with our money...🤷🏾‍♀️
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
as is our tradition, i asked my (adult unmarried childless) children for their christmas lists. the baby girl wants cash for her birthday weekend, the middle miss wants household goods and the son asked to have a bill paid... ✅️✅️✅️ #blacksky #blackskyover40
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a woman sitting in a chair looking at a tablet with nbc written on the bottom
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i saw something that said you should be afraid of a woman that can do her own hair. well, after 2 days of braiding down then putting in crochet curls, i can't lift my arms. y'all have absolutely nothing to be afraid of over here...😭😭😭 #blackskyover40 #blacksky
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bugs bunny is flexing his muscles in this cartoon
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
show me the women who raised you... #blackskyover40 #blacksky
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
fyi: amazon has a #blackfriday sale on some e-giftcards. if you buy $100 worth of doordash, you get $15 off so total is $85. and if you buy $100 worth of lyft, you get $20 off so total is $80. and you can buy multiple cards to get to $100. minimum card amount is $25...💳 #blackskyover40 #blacksky
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a man wearing a white jacket is standing in front of a door .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
☔️☔️☔️
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a man with a scarf around his neck is saying you have to purify yourself in lake minnetonka
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
i love how you can tap on a hashtag you don't like and it gives you the option to mute it and all posts are immediately out of sight...💨 #blackskyover40 #blacksky
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a man in a top hat and bow tie is holding a tray
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
currently looking at my tried and true black friday stores and my curated online carts and i see nothing discounted to where they should be. and no customer loyalty coupon code emails! the fuck...😒 #blackskyover40 #blacksky #blackfriday
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a woman with blue hair and a blue bow in her hair is making a funny face .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
a house is not a home- luther vandross
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a man in a tuxedo is standing at a microphone on a stage .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
introduce yourself as a black tv character. #BlackSkyOver40 #BlackSky
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a woman in a fur coat is sitting on a couch .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
🤘🏾☹️🤘🏾 #blackskyover40 #blacksky
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a man in a hard hat is singing into a microphone while dancing in front of a yellow wall .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
absolutely not...🚨🚨🚨
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a woman is sitting on a couch with her hands outstretched and the words `` clink clink '' written on her face .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
as i kid, i hated peeling, chopping and dicing veggies. as an adult it calms me. and you should see me break down hunks of meat and debone a chicken. knife skills keep my hubby in line...😏🔪🤣
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a woman in a pink and white shirt is sticking her tongue out while holding a knife
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
post a gif with your fave comfort show...🔪🔪🔪 #blackskyover40 #blacksky
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a body of water and says `` perhaps '' .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
i grew up in a "no one eats until the thanksgiving food is ready" household and eating between 12-2pm. i raised my kids in a "brunch in the morning, snacks while the turkey cooks, the fam watches football and i nap then dinner around 5-6p...🦃🦃🦃 #blackskyover40 #blacksky
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a woman in a chef 's hat and apron holds a can
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
let’s get to know each other better. what is one of your favorite movies? quote share your answer only in GIF form. 3. 2. 1... go! #blackskyover40 #blacksky
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a young boy is standing in front of a pile of coins and says goonies never say die .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
i love that the whole cross family looks exactly as i imagined...💜💜💜 #blackskyover40 #blacksky #crossonamazon
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
immediately jail!😒 #blackskyover40 #blacksky
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a woman is covering her chest with her hand and the words `` oooo child '' written on it .
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mel 💜 @misslyssa319.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
🤷🏾‍♀️
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