iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Nothing calms me down more from seeing ICE raids and arts funding slashed and trans people used as political pawns and curable diseases enter water systems more than sending emails. Yup, I think think the world would be okay if we all just locked in and sent our little emails

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Nancy Mace Cardinals during speaking the conclave 🤝 Wretched black smoke emanating from an ancient orifice disappointing us all

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I learned a tradition that says the first song you hear on Jan 1 dictates your year. This year I heard Shakira yelling “waka waka eh eh” (just that part) from a passing car and it makes more and more sense each and every day of this waking hell of a year

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Celebrating returning from Italy with an $11 “tiramisu” latte to remind my body that it is in hell

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Nintendo is so crazy for this one!

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Happy to announce that I’m putting a tariff on everyone who has ever been mean to me and people who are ugly (of spirit)

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Someone filled a bus turd? And you’re laughing?

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Declaring every other day in April to be April Fulls’ Days where our hearts are full of earnestness, our eyes are full of focus, our tummies are full of CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Putting “no rush” in an email used to mean “big rush, urgent” but now when I say it I mean “idgaf I want to walk amongst the birds and find joy once again. Your email cannot harm me, your actions are your own, your timeline is not mine. Be free with me, burn it down and frolic haha”

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Everyday these innocent creatures are bullied and left alone. And today they’re crying out for help. Right now, there’s a twink who needs you. For just 5 cents a day, you can help a twink see Mother Monster live in concert.

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

If you don’t know why your cis upper middle class friend in finance is scared right now, you don’t have a cis upper middle class friend in finance, you just know a cis upper middle class person in finance

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Excerpt from my new YA novel: “Who’s there?” Nancy Mace screamed, rising from the public toilet bowel, chewing the last bits of shit in her mouth. “Show me your genitals!” Footsteps. A foul smell masking the stench in Nancy’s mouth. “My name… is JK Rowling,” the voice said. “I’m here to feast.”

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

My strange addiction: not bleeding out for a war hungry technocratic hellscape

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Gay marriage threw the first brick at stonewall

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Bring back stabbing people in power

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

The right to be able to clean my VCR should be inalienable

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Has anyone considered that we can coexist? Imagine this on a bumper sticker? Tearing up thinking about the power and potential

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

I know the rights of some very specific communities are being threatened loudly and clearly but I need to really try to make this about me somehow so I can care

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

When I feel overwhelmed and powerless, I like to imagine I am at the polls voting. I get a little sticker. I go to brunch. A beautiful meditation on hope and possibility

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Thank god the person who runs Twitter doesn’t have far reaching access within vital government agencies amiright?

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Still can’t get over a nightmare I had where I was forced to perform improv as punishment for mouthing off to someone. No one wants to talk about the trauma caused by comedy training in a person’s early 20s. No one wants to talk about the harm of yes anding unfunny bros in plaid

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Daylight was saved. What about your soul, f-slur?

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Lady with an air of “my adult children don’t speak to me” outside the train asking for signatures to get Cuomo on the ballot lolololol

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Today’s affirmation: I am NOT the source of the smell 💜

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

And the Oscar for Jorkin it goes to… my peanits

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

One secret to long and happy relationships is repeatedly telling your partner that the accident was 14 years ago and they have to let you go

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

It’s so disturbing that people are making jokes about offing bad people in power. Laughing? At a good idea?

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

All anti-woke American patriots need to stop letting the woke (non-white. DEI?) hand signal tell them to not cross the street. Don’t let woke keep you from crossing the busy intersection when you want to. Walk into traffic right now or woke wins

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I know things are bad right now and everything feels daunting but… haha jk no but

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

I like my coffee like I like my beauty in the world–made by trans people (with or without septum piercings)

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

A monkey has fallen off the bed and bumped its head, the fourth incident of its kind since news of unprecedented firings at the Federal Honk Schnoo Administration earlier this month

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Somewhere in a very sterile room the world’s most vile twink is trying to pitch book titles like “Diva Down” and “My Coconuts? Unburdened”

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Yes I love CUMMING Creating Unforgettable Memories In the time of the Nation’s Grim decline

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Saw a gay bear throuple in Mexico City. One was smoking a vape that looked almost like a cpap. There is beauty in this world worth fighting for.

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

My therapist: how’re you? Me after having woken up an hour prior from a dream where lady Gaga tried to feed me oil made from weird mushrooms that made me gassy (scary): fine!

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

We both have the same amount of plastic in our heads

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Got an email from an artist where they stated that going to performances and openings is an act of resistance. My eyes are bleeding! My face is bleeding!

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Somewhere there’s a white twink freaking out because he heard there’s a “trade war”

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

There should be a reality show where Nancy Mace and Caitlyn Jenner time travel to 2015 and drive around Malibu just talking about their shared humanity and the passenger seatbelt is broken

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I wish you would get rated on how good your emails are and once you’ve reached a high enough level you get to die

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

So funny that a Big Mac fiend and a tech dweeb who probably says shit like yoinkies when he cums are gonna burn this shit DOWN

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Everyone on this B train is listening to Abracadabra. A twink is levitating bc he sang the magic word too many times. I am frothing at the mouth. Goody MTA is DANCING in the FOREST with Nurtecuba. All paws are UP

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

One very effective way to cope with not liking trans people and immigrants and “minorities” is to kys

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Me getting into consulting at the LGBTQ+ DEI gulag: if we can get some nice synergy going, you’ll meet those deliverables in no time… honey!

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

lol remember when Harris said she’d have a tougher border policy than Trumpy

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

There are so many noises in NYC today. If I was a horse, I’d be SCARED

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Really hoping to work extra hard this year and pull myself up so I can finally afford my own private fire fighters and 1/4 of the world’s resources

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missladysalad @missladysalad.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

7” cut with a slight curve to the left. Small veins down the middle. An unsettling pink. Pervasive stench of corn.

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