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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York

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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
yeah me neither
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
how's it going on here everybody getting along anyone had any new thoughts or ideas lately
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
That’s good advice I have been doing full scale research since yesterday
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Christina on the other app said Florida panthers which feels so cool runnings, I like that so that’s definitely a top contender
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Okay fine I’ll stop
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Me and my oven since I cut oil out of my diet
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My husband just told me “you don’t understand, kids in my family, we’re born barefoot” and I would just really like to know what the alternative is
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I know it kills me every time I look at it
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My son said he’s going to have a 20 pack when he grows up he’s going to have 10 on each side
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Thank you I promise to make you proud
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
When Paul McCartney asks if I’ll be his temporary secretary
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
What if there was a smaller but still impressive miracle that happened on 33rd street that we’ll just never know about because it was overshadowed by its more famous counterpart
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
One time there was a lot of drama in my apartment building and this really quiet stoner guy wrote a very eloquent email and then this old jazz guy insisted someone else wrote it, that it didn’t sound like him and that he would know because he told us “sound is my life”
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My friend told me her old coworker kept being like I wonder what’s up with the Scientology center like every day until one day he was like you know what I’m going to check out the Scientology center and then he called out sick for a week straight and never came back
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
[matthew mcconaughey voice]He keeps getting older and I stay the same age
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
My husband and I didn’t start as an age gap relationship but I’ve been 29 long enough that we are are now and I don’t feel taken advantage of at all
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
When someone says something stupid you can just ask them a very disgusting and personal medical question. it doesn’t even have to be one you actually have like if someone says we need more conservative thinkers on here you can say ‘hey will you take a look at this boil on my ass?’
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
We watch it every year and every year when Magic Johnson says magic screen is his cousin I lose my mind
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Are you telling me a season affected this disorder
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
That kid had so much money and he’s probably in charge of a lot of people now
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
One time in 9th grade Latin class a kid started to argue with me like yelling at me that English is a Romance language because it has romance words and I was so boiling mad at him til I found out his grandma wouldn’t let him take showers because he got too much water on the floor
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I really have to up my wings game 😔
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
(caveman explaining to another caveman that his wife doesn’t believe his new invention) Mrs Doubtfire
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
People think Home Alone is a Christmas movie but actually you can abandon your kid on any holiday
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Running for president and getting sworn in on a cd single of Freak Nasty Da’ Dip.
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
(caveman explaining to another caveman that his wife doesn’t believe his new invention) Mrs Doubtfire
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
People think Home Alone is a Christmas movie but actually you can abandon your kid on any holiday
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Imagine if it was Slade smiley
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I can’t win for losing over here!
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Yeah I didn’t go for a few years and was about to start up again but I was like no it’s going to be so much worse now. My kids get enough Israel propaganda from my evangelical in laws.
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Even the org that sends my kids books is and always has been like 50% Israel propaganda
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I don’t. My dad tried to teach me at a coffee shop when I was a kid and someone took a picture and it ran in the paper so I thought “Well I’ve accomplished everything chess can do for me already” and never played again.
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Idk my friends liked me.
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This December I’m considering giving my dad a pardon for dying
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
>trying to kick a football
>ask my friend if she will hold the football or pull it away 
>she doesnt understand >I pull out illustrated diagram showing me kicking the football vs me falling down
>she laughs and says “it’s a good football, sir” 
>run to kick the football
>Oh brother
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
>trying to kick a football
>ask my friend if she will hold the football or pull it away 
>she doesnt understand >I pull out illustrated diagram showing me kicking the football vs me falling down
>she laughs and says “it’s a good football, sir” 
>run to kick the football
>Oh brother
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
He is so good to be honest
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
🫶
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
PLEASE tell Rollo I love him
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I got so stoned for the first time in years and I love you all so much I am tearing up
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
My favorite part of thanksgiving is when the kids wake up and run downstairs to unwrap the raw turkey. “Look mom! Gliblets!” The holidays are still magical to them.
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Sorry Ryan but that’s too tall.
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Idk what that means but I’ll be sure to keep saying it
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Im allergic
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Please don’t take the COVID vaccine it’s got catboy dna it’s turning all the men into catboys
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It’s true though
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Nah but I’m happy for you
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The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
[sound of an enormous trebuchet being forced back into ready position by a team of chainmail soldiers] hey man do you got any plans for lunch
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