Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I hate everyone this episode of #LastResort #90DayFiance Patrick- watching this makes me wonder how much his trauma around divorce/ money is causing him to instigate drama with Thais Russ- has been whoa is me since they left the Midwest. 110
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026So Josh married Candice when she was 18 and he was 24… so they got together at 17/23? 16/22? 15/21? Not a big deal now, but adds confirmation to Josh’s ick level #90DayDiaries #90DayFiance 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I’m so worried for Armando, but I’m trying not to go stalk his page!!! #90DayDiaries #90DayFiance 020
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026GIRL! None of us trust your decision making here. #90DayFiance 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Mido should stay in New Orleans to act if he’s serious about getting into something. He can get credits and contacts there that parlay into bigger markets. #90DayFiance 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Catie and Josh are the epitome of a kid for every pot because…. Yeah- I love that for them #90DayFiance 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Single arm hug? From your man? #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheSingleLife #TellAll 020
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I used to think Colt was aggressive to offset his bs. It gets clearer and clearer that this is to secure his next paycheck to supplement his hobosexuality. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheSingleLife #TellAll 041
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Oh and I FORGOT about the MAGA chick that’s conveniently not mentioning to her Muslim fiancée that her friends are raging racists. What could go wrong? #90DayFiance 030
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026That’s his approval from the interview with his BFFs interview to come for your BFF?!? Then immediate denial on a legitimate form? Then a lifetime ban? Then we jump to spousal visa because the ban was suddenly lifted for that? Yeah, girl. I’m sure there’s no way he’s a scamming #90DayFiancestatic.klipy.comMan Falls, Creates Hilarious Table MessALT: Man Falls, Creates Hilarious Table Mess 020
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I’m not saying god didn’t tell Aisha what song was going to be the radio… I’m just sayin that it being NSync in the 00s is hella convienient #90DayFiance 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026No way I’ve been cheating with Angie! So after I cheated with Angie… #90DayFiancestatic.klipy.comRick James Laughing HeartilyALT: Rick James Laughing Heartily 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Oh wow. Care and Josh is an EXCEPTIONALLY furry train wreck waiting to happen. Every scene is a new car of the train combusting #90DayFiancestatic.klipy.comMetro En Llamas: Subway Train on FireALT: Metro En Llamas: Subway Train on Fire 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026You’ve been creeping with the 2nd ex wife- who the daughter from the first ex wife that’s pre-emptively hating on the presumed 3rd wife hates- in a small town with a Facebook gossip culture? Oh. I’m sure it will be fine. #90DayFiancestatic.klipy.comTanisha T Long Says "Oh Okay Alright"ALT: Tanisha T Long Says "Oh Okay Alright" 020
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Compulsive making out when drunk? That’s torpedoed multiple relationships? Wow- no red flags this season at all!! #90DayFiance 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026So we’re getting engaged before we know about life threatening allergies and purchasing beach houses before we have long term agreement about trust & jealousy? #90DayFiance #SingleLifestatic.klipy.comUh-kay Sarcastic ReactionALT: Uh-kay Sarcastic Reaction 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Maybe not 18 sprays of the pheromone spray, Gino? I feel like he’s got to smell SO overwhelming #90DayFiance #SingleLife 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I do not understand how Colt has cheated on so many women. In all these years we haven’t see one redeeming quality about him. #90DayFiance #SingleLife 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026And we are FINALLY addressing Emma’s wig #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days 030
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I just want to know when we are going to get the drip that Rick has the Colombian girl pregnant the entire time. I just know that’s coming. I’ve been waiting for it for weeks! #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days 030
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Josh with the chips is SENDING ME 💀💀 #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days 050
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Elise is ew as always. That woman is so cringe. #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Tell all time!!! They have added more places for drama to occur and I’m here for it! #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days 020
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Two hours out of kiddos birthday party. I don’t think she will leave her play room voluntarily for months. She freely cleaned and picked out what to donate to another kid to make room for her new toys in under 10 mins. This NEVER happens. 100
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Sitting next to an older woman during poll worker training… she was lamenting on how she has never met her grandkids who are a similar age to my daughter. 😒 She’s been estranged from her son for 16 years 😒 She active in “the party” 😒 Gee. I wonder why. Weird.media.tenor.coma bald man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds .ALT: a bald man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds . 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Second to last episode of Before the 90 Days. Who am I rooting for? Forrest & Sheena Everyone else? Thoughts and prayers for your relationship and may the therapy guides be kind to the victims of the attention whores. #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Did I just end a meeting with a non-profit “I will see you next Tuesday.” and have to ignore 80% of the call (myself included) caught it and had to stifle the giggle like children? Yup. 🤦🏽♀️ 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Idk if I have watched too much #pawpatrol or not enough because I know Rubble was an orphan when Ryder and Chase found him, but I also know he has an entire spin off with his extended family. How did he get a family?! 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Elise need therapy so damn much. She making shit up when she’s staring at Josh’s forehead during deep counsel. Rick needs to admit he is relying on lies to stay with Trish. Forrest should stay with Sheena. Josh and Chris need to cut the cord. #90DayFiance #TheOtherWay 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Why are Loren’s feet so dirty?!?!? #90DayFiance #PillowTalk 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I TOTALLY missed Emily was pregnant again! Is this 4 or the 3rd and this is airing much later? #90DayFiance #PillowTalk 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Colt blaming Cortney for not defending him being a habitual POS and saying her kicking him out for sexting in her house is wild. WILD. #90DayFiance #TheSingleLife 140
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Oh! Gino didn’t have his mom for a good portion of his life. No wonder he’s always testing women to see if they stay. It’s a shame he wasn’t raised in an era where therapeutic support for parent loss was more prevalent. #90DayFiance #TheSingleLife 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kidmedia.tenor.coma woman with curly hair is standing in front of a wall and says `` like a moth to a flame '' .ALT: a woman with curly hair is standing in front of a wall and says `` like a moth to a flame '' . 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Tim has already brought so much trauma to my life. I’m reasonably sure if he had also been Dr Lector, I would have been in the cell next the Miggs before the self storage scene. 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Colt hate himself for what he did to Cortney.. uh huh. Colt is “realizing” maybe he’s pushing people away… sure This man is a psychopath. #90DayFiance 020
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Gino depending on the woman to save him while he does goody shit. That tracks #90DayFiance 020
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Jesus Vanja. Tony has run through all his options and finally took you on a ln “official “ date because you’re the last option. #90DayFiance 011
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I want the spirit of “if you have to ask for a definition, you don’t” to hit Vanja. I feel like her entire personality is “What are we?” In every storyline she has. #90DayFiance 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 11/03/2026How delightful there is a tornado watch today. Maybe the orange thing won’t come.media.tenor.coma man is sitting on a couch with a glass of wine in his hand and the words fingers crossed above him .ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with a glass of wine in his hand and the words fingers crossed above him . 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Rick is so full of shit. He wants Trish as a plaything, or accessory to HIS life. He doesn’t value her as a full human with needs and desires for her own life. #90DayFiance 150
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 08/03/2026media.tenor.coma crowd of people are sitting in a stadium watching a speech .ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a stadium watching a speech . 020
Reposted by JasmineKing Leo @nywiseass.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this. 1965031996
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I have been smelling wine black and mild ashes for the last hour. I don’t smoke and I live in Kentucky, so it’s not real- wtf is happening in my brain?!? 000
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 12/02/2026“Sure! Enjoy your meat!” I’m really trying to be nice this season, so this is my only commentary so far😄 #90DayFiance #90DayTheSingleLife 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I should not be able to walk into a room and align perfectly with Lector saying “Clo-Seerrr” to Clarice at thier first meeting. I’ve watching this too much. Yet- I will not stop lol. 001
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Am I the only one who’s kid makes them feel bad about eventually dying in advance? She told me today I can’t say “I love you forever” because my job is to say it everyday, so it’s “I love you today” and I just can’t stop- EVER. Well damn. Ever?!? 010
Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Of course Rick’s corny ass came with the generic, offensive ass velour animal print. I don’t understand how Trish is engaged at all. #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days 020