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Side Eye Jedi Master. TLC reality TV escapist. Daily victim of autocorrect. benable.com/jasminegabrielle In general- I’m a work of art and you’re lucky to have me.

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
100 years ago.
The klan marching in front of the US Capitol in 1926
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I hate everyone this episode of #LastResort #90DayFiance Patrick- watching this makes me wonder how much his trauma around divorce/ money is causing him to instigate drama with Thais Russ- has been whoa is me since they left the Midwest.
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So Josh married Candice when she was 18 and he was 24… so they got together at 17/23? 16/22? 15/21? Not a big deal now, but adds confirmation to Josh’s ick level #90DayDiaries #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m so worried for Armando, but I’m trying not to go stalk his page!!! #90DayDiaries #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
GIRL! None of us trust your decision making here. #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Mido should stay in New Orleans to act if he’s serious about getting into something. He can get credits and contacts there that parlay into bigger markets. #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Catie and Josh are the epitome of a kid for every pot because…. Yeah- I love that for them #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Single arm hug? From your man? #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheSingleLife #TellAll
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I used to think Colt was aggressive to offset his bs. It gets clearer and clearer that this is to secure his next paycheck to supplement his hobosexuality. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheSingleLife #TellAll
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oh and I FORGOT about the MAGA chick that’s conveniently not mentioning to her Muslim fiancée that her friends are raging racists. What could go wrong? #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
That’s his approval from the interview with his BFFs interview to come for your BFF?!? Then immediate denial on a legitimate form? Then a lifetime ban? Then we jump to spousal visa because the ban was suddenly lifted for that? Yeah, girl. I’m sure there’s no way he’s a scamming #90DayFiance
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Man Falls, Creates Hilarious Table Mess
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’m not saying god didn’t tell Aisha what song was going to be the radio… I’m just sayin that it being NSync in the 00s is hella convienient #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
No way I’ve been cheating with Angie! So after I cheated with Angie… #90DayFiance
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Rick James Laughing Heartily
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oh wow. Care and Josh is an EXCEPTIONALLY furry train wreck waiting to happen. Every scene is a new car of the train combusting #90DayFiance
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Metro En Llamas: Subway Train on Fire
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You’ve been creeping with the 2nd ex wife- who the daughter from the first ex wife that’s pre-emptively hating on the presumed 3rd wife hates- in a small town with a Facebook gossip culture? Oh. I’m sure it will be fine. #90DayFiance
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Tanisha T Long Says "Oh Okay Alright"
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Compulsive making out when drunk? That’s torpedoed multiple relationships? Wow- no red flags this season at all!! #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So we’re getting engaged before we know about life threatening allergies and purchasing beach houses before we have long term agreement about trust & jealousy? #90DayFiance #SingleLife
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Uh-kay Sarcastic Reaction
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Maybe not 18 sprays of the pheromone spray, Gino? I feel like he’s got to smell SO overwhelming #90DayFiance #SingleLife
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I do not understand how Colt has cheated on so many women. In all these years we haven’t see one redeeming quality about him. #90DayFiance #SingleLife
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
And we are FINALLY addressing Emma’s wig #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I just want to know when we are going to get the drip that Rick has the Colombian girl pregnant the entire time. I just know that’s coming. I’ve been waiting for it for weeks! #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Josh with the chips is SENDING ME 💀💀 #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Elise is ew as always. That woman is so cringe. #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tell all time!!! They have added more places for drama to occur and I’m here for it! #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Two hours out of kiddos birthday party. I don’t think she will leave her play room voluntarily for months. She freely cleaned and picked out what to donate to another kid to make room for her new toys in under 10 mins. This NEVER happens.
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Sitting next to an older woman during poll worker training… she was lamenting on how she has never met her grandkids who are a similar age to my daughter. 😒 She’s been estranged from her son for 16 years 😒 She active in “the party” 😒 Gee. I wonder why. Weird.
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a bald man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds .
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Second to last episode of Before the 90 Days. Who am I rooting for? Forrest & Sheena Everyone else? Thoughts and prayers for your relationship and may the therapy guides be kind to the victims of the attention whores. #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Did I just end a meeting with a non-profit “I will see you next Tuesday.” and have to ignore 80% of the call (myself included) caught it and had to stifle the giggle like children? Yup. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Idk if I have watched too much #pawpatrol or not enough because I know Rubble was an orphan when Ryder and Chase found him, but I also know he has an entire spin off with his extended family. How did he get a family?!
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Elise need therapy so damn much. She making shit up when she’s staring at Josh’s forehead during deep counsel. Rick needs to admit he is relying on lies to stay with Trish. Forrest should stay with Sheena. Josh and Chris need to cut the cord. #90DayFiance #TheOtherWay
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Why are Loren’s feet so dirty?!?!? #90DayFiance #PillowTalk
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I TOTALLY missed Emily was pregnant again! Is this 4 or the 3rd and this is airing much later? #90DayFiance #PillowTalk
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Colt blaming Cortney for not defending him being a habitual POS and saying her kicking him out for sexting in her house is wild. WILD. #90DayFiance #TheSingleLife
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oh! Gino didn’t have his mom for a good portion of his life. No wonder he’s always testing women to see if they stay. It’s a shame he wasn’t raised in an era where therapeutic support for parent loss was more prevalent. #90DayFiance #TheSingleLife
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Tim has already brought so much trauma to my life. I’m reasonably sure if he had also been Dr Lector, I would have been in the cell next the Miggs before the self storage scene.
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Colt hate himself for what he did to Cortney.. uh huh. Colt is “realizing” maybe he’s pushing people away… sure This man is a psychopath. #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Gino depending on the woman to save him while he does goody shit. That tracks #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Jesus Vanja. Tony has run through all his options and finally took you on a ln “official “ date because you’re the last option. #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I want the spirit of “if you have to ask for a definition, you don’t” to hit Vanja. I feel like her entire personality is “What are we?” In every storyline she has. #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
How delightful there is a tornado watch today. Maybe the orange thing won’t come.
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a man is sitting on a couch with a glass of wine in his hand and the words fingers crossed above him .
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Rick is so full of shit. He wants Trish as a plaything, or accessory to HIS life. He doesn’t value her as a full human with needs and desires for her own life. #90DayFiance
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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King Leo @nywiseass.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I have been smelling wine black and mild ashes for the last hour. I don’t smoke and I live in Kentucky, so it’s not real- wtf is happening in my brain?!?
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“Sure! Enjoy your meat!” I’m really trying to be nice this season, so this is my only commentary so far😄 #90DayFiance #90DayTheSingleLife
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
First- Frolicking, Second- Owning Third- Loving
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I should not be able to walk into a room and align perfectly with Lector saying “Clo-Seerrr” to Clarice at thier first meeting. I’ve watching this too much. Yet- I will not stop lol.
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Am I the only one who’s kid makes them feel bad about eventually dying in advance? She told me today I can’t say “I love you forever” because my job is to say it everyday, so it’s “I love you today” and I just can’t stop- EVER. Well damn. Ever?!?
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Jasmine @missjasmine.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Of course Rick’s corny ass came with the generic, offensive ass velour animal print. I don’t understand how Trish is engaged at all. #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
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