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Sarah Thissell

@missingjamey.bsky.social
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Widowed mom of three glorious kiddos and three glorious cats. I’m doing my best to fight for their world to be better than it is today. My totally useless knowledge far outweighs anything that would help me survive a zombie apocalypse.

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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
When you have to say “this isn’t The Hunger Games”…guess what! It is!
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Film Crave @filmcrave.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I mean, I guess I agree…
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My new favorite Vermont taunt is “I hope that they serve you fake maple syrup tomorrow”.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
He wants all art museums to be filled with those portraits portraying him as a superhero and maybe a few golden calf (err…golden ass) statues.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I was assuming that Steven Seagal was getting that position. After all, he already knows Russian so it will be easier to get his marching orders.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hi Heather! Nice to see you over here!
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Same, owl, same…
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Of course! I don’t want my babies to be sad!
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
What could go wrong? Absolutely no red flags there, right? Hold on a sec, I need to go buy $50,000 worth of gift cards for my “granddaughter” who is stuck in a foreign country. I wonder which of my kids had a daughter and didn’t tell me…
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My one trip to Hooters was with my 3 year old, my husband, and my husband’s 95 year old grandmother. It wasn’t for the food, it was because Nana said “I’ve always wanted to go to Hooters at least once”. Nana was an icon.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I’m here for all of it!
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I don’t usually use emoji as bullet points, but I didn’t know this. Thank you! I will now make sure that I don’t.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Thank you! We are hanging in there. Sending hugs back! I hope that you and your wife are also doing as well as can be expected in this climate. One of these days we have to all meet up in NYC (maybe at Butch Gardens). I haven’t seen Ira and ‘los in person since pre-COVID.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I was betting on the Bear with the bicycle for transportation.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
How many children have died of atheism?
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Originally, the use was supposed to be to reduce the urge to masturbate. I’m not quite sure what that says about this analogy…
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My grandmother died last year at the age of 102. Someone just asked me when she was born and I said “it must have been 1901”…until it hit me that 102 years ago would actually have been 1921!
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Adorable!
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
That is such a wonderful age!!
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Anyone up for an iron lung kickstarter? It probably makes sense to start now, especially because a bunch of the components will be more expensive after tariffs.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Be careful…once you start, it’s hard to stop. My kids are obsessed with them. Both of my girls have sensory issues and these are some of the best stuffed animals that we have found.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Oh no…let me find my tiny violin…
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I don’t understand. Why don’t they believe that horror artists share joy?
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you are buying for kids, I absolutely adore Hazel Village. It sells the most adorable dolls, stuffed animals, clothing and accessories. They are ethically handmade in workshops throughout the world. Right before the election, the owner sent out an email explaining why she was voting for Harris.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Incredible is one of those words like “amazing” or “interesting”…it isn’t always positive…
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
That burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, lad, the swampiest golf course in all of Florida.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Everyone said I was daft to build a golf course on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. It sank into the swamp. So I built a third.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
To be fair, he may just be draining it to take away the water and make it swampier. That way, it is perfect for his new golf course. .
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
To be fair, we weren’t missing out on anything. They probably don’t want to talk to that crowd either…
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
That sounds amazing!
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Ooh…should I look? Probably not! Will I look? Definitely! After all, one can never have too many books (she says as her floor threatens to collapse…).
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Sorry…I ran out of attention span years ago. However, I may have some utterly useless trivia somewhere around here if that helps.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Nope, none at all, not a one!
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
GenX
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Who gets Paul Alexander’s iron lung? I’m guessing that the rest haven’t been kept up as well.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I lived in Washington Heights for four years. After the 1999 blackout, I was called for jury duty. For some reason, they didn’t want me in an upstate case against Con-Ed.
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Sarah Thissell @missingjamey.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
My favorite is definitely hardback, but paperbacks are usually more portable. These days, however, I tend to go digital more often because I am usually grabbing a few minutes to read while doing something/going somewhere and my phone is often easier to carry around than multiple books.
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