✧ THE BROKER! ✧
@missingacolyte.bsky.social
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"odeio pagar imposto" -broker phighting provavelmente dni - banhammer, katana and scyker haters pronomes: ele/dele foto de perfil por @ilovezuka566672.bsky.social banner por @ahibit.bsky.social
![[B: I'm so grateful my BOSS is the one dressing my wounds. Haha! isn't she so thoughtful?]
[S: Ever thought about losing a second eye in one day? Your horns wouldn't even look good on a wall.]
[B: You're amazing.]
[S: I hate you.]
[🇧🇷B: Estou tão grato que minha CHEFIA é a que tá cuidando do meus machucados, Ela não é tão perfeita?]
[🇧🇷S: Já parou pra pensar em perder outro olho no mesmo dia? Seus chifres nem ficariam bonitos na parede.]
[🇧🇷B: Você é incrivel.]
[🇧🇷S: Eu te odeio.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4lp3pwiwqkm2yjyzghomj3de/bafkreibw4jzd3htjt3kxctyjk3razible7mszr4dazvmv33b3wx7vcaxje)
![S: Like i said I ain't good..
B: Just continue playin' boss!
[🇧🇷S: Como eu disse, eu n sou boa...]
[🇧🇷B: Só continua tocando, Chefia!]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4lp3pwiwqkm2yjyzghomj3de/bafkreiconnp7s3fh7vwg5namyqsevejq6dw5wchbs72k5vew67k5q2dhee)
![THE (not so) AMAZING INUu
[most likely definitely probably ILLEGAL]
Introducing... OH WAIT YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS GUY
Also in this issue: nothing special really. go find something else to read.
EXTRA ISSUE 01: "Gambit of The Spider People."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4lp3pwiwqkm2yjyzghomj3de/bafkreic7wpkbkvnagnqvv4ti3b6sllkrqj4d4ai4bxynwp4b4k2lxkpkwa)
