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MisshapenChair

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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back in one of those "every game I play sucks" rut.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Few things in video games will ever be as satisfying as Nurse Father Rodion obliterating a clash then dodging the follow up unbreakable coins and saying something like "You're slow as shit"
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another day, another YouTuber I said something vaguely positive about likely doing something unforgivable.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guy who takes vaccines because he wants to be autistic and the inoculation is a side effect.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YouTube shows this video as 1 hour 25 minutes and 1 second. Yet when I look at it, it is clearly 1 hour and 25 minutes flat. This is truly evil.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As the topical flame wars continue, I just want everyone to know I refer to anime by their English or Japanese names purely based on which I heard first. Unless it's some stupid shit like "Blood Blockade Battlefront" no dude, that's "Kekkai Sensen"
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got sick 2 weeks after getting sick. Real fucked up mechanic, honestly. I should have at least a month of i-frames after any illness.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thumbnail work is going somewhere.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"It's called a ZWEIhander because it requires TWO hands." Guy who is dual wielding them: "Oh, is that what that meant?"
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a thought in progress. I wonder if the fact that the "standard 3rd person over the shoulder camera angle" is used in so many games, contributes a certain blandness I feel.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yo is that a Albert Camus reference?!?!?!?!
Guess you really are strangers.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Limbus company Canto IX spoiler: It's still really funny that my thought for the Ryoshu capstone ID was "How is this going to synergize with the other house of spider units? They don't work together at all" and the answer is: She kills all of them and gains their powers.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why doesn't freeLANCEr use a lance by default? Seem like a massive oversight to me.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After recording voice over all these years you would think it comes naturally, but I still have to consciously tell myself to slow down while speaking.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just take what sounds good mfs when they see my build.
They just look at you like this
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Van Arkride talking about his past "Oh yeahhh. I used to be a REAaAALL piece of shit. Slicked back hair, white swimsuit, sloppy steaks: you would have NOT liked me."
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trails in the Sky SC ending on a giant speech about how we don't need a supercomputer or perfect rationality to save humanity is a strangely timeless message.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thanks to production delays, my random segment about Sky Second Chapter will be even more random. And by that I mean, I will have to steal a clip because I'm curious how they update these 2 lines I'm laser focusing on during the dream sequence in the remake.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tried to get a clip of FFX. The PC version is the only one I can record easily and half the cut-scenes are just GREEN.
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boobs are progressive and feminist @bapaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A desk job? Like... Like what that girl did in Code Geass?
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The NL clips in videos will continue until moral improves.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wrote the word "Registry" in the script. Mispronounced it as "Register" when doing voice over. Went to re-dub and found out it was supposed to be "Register" and I typed it wrong. Sometimes, two wrongs do make a right.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Friend of Friend on VC: "I said I played FFXIV with you and my buddy says they don't like you. Why?" Me: "It could literally be anything I've said in a video for the last 6 years"
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
20 attempts at getting Chimera. Just one more Cutter's Cry run, bro.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every time I hear someone say the couldn't get into Trails but they started with Coldsteel, my hatred for that arc grows 10 fold.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Even better
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It appears you were tabbed into a different monitor when opening this game. Don't worry, we have automatically booted it on that monitor in full screen. No need to thank us. No, we don't allow you to change preferred monitors. Wouldn't want make that mistake again, would we?
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can people comment their favorite localized FFXIV quest name or other-ism. Preferably a screenshot so it can go by in half a second in a video that is not about FFXIV whatsoever.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shoutout to Shuten Order for being the second game I've played while sick and cause me to pass out for 2 hours. (This does not mean anything about the quality of the game)
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Very real FFXIV patch spoilers: Rfgvavra pbasvezrq gb abg unir n ynfg anzr.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Being sick fucking sucks.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Deep cut
Bad End: Your Future is Garbage
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know it's not exactly "politically correct" but I liked 13 Sentinels.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Final Fantasy really is the Swiss cheese of JRPGs
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Randomly including Xenoblade footage is going to give people the impression I'm not the biggest Xenoblade hater in the world.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's almost been ten years, but I still don't know what "Little Witch Academia" had to do with "My Hero Academia"
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ikoku Nikki good
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Update: It was the 9/11 footage.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Prishe isn't my favorite FFXI character She's my favorite FF character
"You know what, Takenyanspeed? This "living" thing is a real drag sometimes, huh?"
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Higurashi When They Cry Hou sale on Steam buff.ly/DGigNkJ GOG buff.ly/7HLWbIX #ad
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I get to play the game of "Did YouTube flag my work in progress because of the 9/11 footage? or because of the Silent Hill F footage?"
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thinking back to university where a professor said "Here are the required textbooks and here are very illegal links to get them in PDF format for free that I didn't show you" She was a real one for that.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Osama Bin Laden would have had Super Real Mahjong on his hard drive.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I see
this game combines two of my greatest interests: Mahjong and girls taking their clothes off
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm not just an RPG and VN guy. I'll have you know, I play way too much Vintage Story.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nothing like standing up and realizing you're dizzy as fuck.
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MisshapenChair @misshapenchair.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Going to keep adding to this until the video opening looks like the content warnings when booting up Limbus Company.
The video will contain Minor Spoiers for:
Higurashi
Umineko
Silent Hill F
Chrono Trigger
Void Stranger
The House in Fata Morgana
Trails in the Sky: SC
Final Fantasy VI
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Milky "The Unsevering" thesquid @milkythesquid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If Hoyoverse has a million haters im one of them. If Hoyoverse has a 1000 haters im still one of them. If Hoyoverse has 1 hater its me. If Hoyoverse has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is against Hoyoverse then I am with the world
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