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Miss Cass

@misscassie020.bsky.social
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32yrs old. +18 acct. NSFW some of the time. I like small gifts 🥰 allmylinks.com/ncassie020 #foodsimp

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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm learning new things... Question for the #men: If the person you were dating asked what porn you watched, would you tell/show them?
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In lieu of walking the ~50ft it takes to get to the back of the house to let him know I finished cooking, I did this on every app.
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Dimitri Krotchlykmioph🔞🇺🇦 @vindavla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"you've already put it in your mouth; just gag on it" - Link, while trying ice cream
Link, from GMM, with an ice cream ball in his mouth, trying to prove his claim that it's the exact size of a ball gag.
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yay 🫦 Ngl, I've not made plain almond biscotti before lol. The last ones I made were cranberry orange.
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First round of baking is done! Now I have to let it cool. In the meantime, Taskmaster!
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Greg Davies on Taskmaster
ALT: Greg Davies on Taskmaster
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am trying my hand at making biscotti again. First time in over a decade! Also, you should send me $200 bc I deserve it 🥰
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is your notice that we are entering oyster roast season! Look for fundraisers with tickets $25-$75/person. While most places will have shuckers and rags, you can usually bring your own. All you can eat. Some will even allow you to BYOB. Bundle up during the colder months!
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Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) Tries Oysters
ALT: Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) Tries Oysters
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My sleep pattern has been so fucked lately. But I've been having such vivid dreams when I sleep, that I forget I need glasses when I wake up 💀
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My two favorite sins are sloth and gluttony, if you even care.
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scammers really barking up the wrong tree
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's tuesday!
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bc I, too, like too tight panties that show off the belly 🫦
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The ass She's still fat 😌
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone else get a random bit of energy after a quickie? Fuck, man...now I can't sleep.
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"möther. I must go outside and blend in with the night"
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, the repairmen just got a surprise 😅 They showed up, unannounced, to put screens in each of the windows. I just went to the bedroom to check the new screens and realized what was sitting on top of the entertainment center 😂🤣
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy kitty
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The ass She's still fat 😌
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obligatory Ana pic for caturday 💜
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I swear. This dog and I are having a battle of the wills lately. For some reason, she has gotten her bossy britches on lately and isn't listening. She even started guarding her treats around me. But she's gonna learn. I don't play with rudeness.
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I miss making content lol But I do have awesome friends that always enjoy seeing random stuff from me 🥰 And huge shout-out to the bf for always being so supportive 🥰🥰💜💜💜
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love acting clueless that I'm turning someone on. 😇
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Confession time: he's one of my favs 😝
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey. It's been a while 💋
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know what's funny? Fake actor accounts. Y'all don't even try
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So - the repairs on the house have finally started! Yesterday, a new countertop was installed! Does it match the others? Ofc not! They got approval to replace the carpet in two of the bedrooms. While moving things out of the roommate's bedroom, I found his cum rag 😂 The repairmen leave for...
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
These names are a fun time
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have successfully eaten a dozen muffins in the past 2 days.
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A Whisper In The Void @awhisperinthevoid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fuck you, show! Those crows were innocent! 😭😭😭😭😭
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just finished ep1 of The Boroughs and I'm hooked 🫪
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me: I'd like to lose weight. I should cut down on my portion sizes. My body: Nah, we're going to consume everything in the house. Congrats on your new ability of having the high munchies without the high!
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Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'
ALT: Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You know what's good? #AlleyCats Go watch it
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pro-tip for landlord specials: the size of the hole doesn't matter! Just fill it with putty! That way the next person loses a whole screw AND the anchor! Bonus tip: if they left anchors in the wall, just paint over it. Matter of fact, just paint over everything. Torn bits, outlets, doesn't matter!
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Trying to talk myself out of wanting Chinese food 😩 The bf is trying to talk himself out of wanting Mexican 😮‍💨 And I stg if you assholes start trying to convince me to "just go get some", you owe me $100 so we can have both of our cravings 😤
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Live action Airbender. Hour-long episodes and they still start combining storylines. This is bullshit.
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you are only using lighting from above, please don't overline your upper lip. All I can concentrate on is the bit of lipstick stuck above your cupids bow 🙃
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Wipe Your Mouth Ken from Rush Hour
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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A Whisper In The Void @awhisperinthevoid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
LOOK AT HOW CUTE!! 😍😍😍 The affogatos are my fav 😋
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So the neighbors got a new dog... She does not like being left outside. She's been howling since 4:30am. And a private number tried to call me. Didn't answer bc wtf. Amazon order supposed to be here soon. They drive right past the house and go another 10min away. Morning Adventures.
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The bf has seen me ordering random shit lately for the house and "little treats" for myself.. He just said "I can't wait to see what random stuff you buy if you get a job" 😂🤣🤣 Like I didn't just order new curtains, a new door mat, and was looking for a new edger for the lawn 😅👀
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
GUYS! If you know anything about me, you know I love mini versions of things lol And now I have a fuckton of miniverse capsules on my amazon list 😅🥹 Look at how cute and fun!! Go buy me some 😘
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nap time 😴
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
All of you are now voyeurs in a private convo
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I watched half of a Hair Fails Compilation video and decided to cut my hair... I tried the wolf cut for the first time. Let me say...that was the quickest I've ever cut my hair lol
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This real estate company we're renting through just pissed me off even further. They finally had someone come out to assess our list of issues/property damages. But who did they send? A MAN IN HIS 60S THAT HAD A STROKE IN THE PAST WEEK, THAT'S STRUGGLING TO WALK 🤬🤬🤦🏻‍♀️
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There's something poetic about taking a huge dump and then lighting a candle that says "smells like you're stuck with me".
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Miss Cass @misscassie020.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Amen 😌 Yep, men should help with that 💅🏻😘
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