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Michele K

@mishl.bsky.social
197 followers 87 following 1K posts

Mom, SBO, Married, Cat Mom, Beginner Traveler, Semi-Retired. Love everything medical and cute pets. Here for the stories and humor. More of a replier than a poster *Harmless* Call PNW home

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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Tonight my grocery delivery person backed out of my driveway and i to my pizza delivery person car. Can’t make this up!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I am super short waisted so this could be my bra, too! Win/win
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The audience may be the pet parents who find their pets panicked during fireworks and didn’t plan ahead so are trying to get Rx’s called in….
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
And then it runs all over your hands? 🙃
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Don’t hit the brakes!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
4. You will not call me back if I press a particular number
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I honestly think that has to be the top five horrible host stories I have ever read
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@mrsdowjones.bsky.social I am sincerely concerned at your advice regarding using the neighborhood high schooler for pet sitting to save money. I own a professional, licensed and insured pet sitting business. Too many sad stories of families returning from vacation to sick and injured pets!!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
…and from this day forward I will never not consider this
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mine ghosted me.
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🤣🤣
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Me: ordering 12 days early Same pharmacy: we can’t accept your rx request because it’s too soon to refill
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Oh gawd..is this where we are now
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
First one
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Completely understand cat trapped. 😻
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Oh my… you got me!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ok, now may I see your egg holder thingy?
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I am excited to hear if they will honor it!!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
That can’t possibly work. It would be destroyed by the acids. Marketing liars!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You tried it, right?
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Oops, shudda had them push you so they would be exhausted!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
And I thought Harry Bosch was awkward
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Ridiculous!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My neurosurgeon prescribed pain meds as 1-3 tabs up to every 4 hours as needed. BCBS Regence wouldn’t approve saying they only allow 1 tab per 4 hours. 😡 I guess they are my surgeon now.
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
After they put on “natural” looking makeup
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Dang, my Honda doesn’t have that and I, no lie, spent 3 hours sitting under a gas station awning waiting for help before just a great guy helped me out. Apparently there is a “special tool” to put it in neutral but Honda parts didn’t know what I was talking about. 🤦‍♀️
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
We are speaking to it but we are not heard because he is taking control of the media. We are stuck on a runaway train and our screams have no bearing. We hear you and you can’t hear us.
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I am getting a cold but I will take forehead kiss!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
“There’s my cutie patootie! Are you lonely? You want to play feathers?”
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I will enjoy this journey with you!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Nah, she just did such a terrific job that he’s creating a new job in a new agency for her to further her skill set… nothing to see here
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
High level of irritability ya got there 🥺
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You could…….nevermind. 👼
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
True. Sadly but very true! Thanks for saving my life. ❤️
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Or, hear me out, the nation could collectively have the biggest party ever by turning the speech into a drinking game. I drink per every “greatest ever” and “huge”. 🤦‍♀️
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Maybe it will decrease the average intelligence so more poor choices will be made?
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Bright orange powdered cheese and only use butter, no milk, and 3/4 of the noodles. Since you asked
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Mentally preparing for surgery in 4 days by eating my weight in chocolate.
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
When aliens fall short we gots problems!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hard years. You raised them right just keep reiterating your family values…in the car is best if kept short!
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“100,000 pound bombs”? 🤦‍♀️
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🏃‍♀️🌮🔔
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That face is pure enjoyment for the capture
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That would be on the list of ‘not safe for women to drink’
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Be well.
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My daughter has always had very long hair so it was her job to pull the plug up in the bath tub and deal with all the hair. I heard her bribing her brother to do it for $5. When he asked what exactly is he looking for…she said “it looks like a squirrel”. He was all IN! Haha, boys! 🤷‍♀️
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I need this vest in my life. Now would be good.
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Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Is that supposed to be his come hither sexy face? But wearing a minion outfit makes it not….or just not?
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