Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Tonight my grocery delivery person backed out of my driveway and i to my pizza delivery person car. Can’t make this up! 000
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I am super short waisted so this could be my bra, too! Win/win 020
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The audience may be the pet parents who find their pets panicked during fireworks and didn’t plan ahead so are trying to get Rx’s called in…. 030
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 18/06/20264. You will not call me back if I press a particular number 010
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I honestly think that has to be the top five horrible host stories I have ever read 140
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026@mrsdowjones.bsky.social I am sincerely concerned at your advice regarding using the neighborhood high schooler for pet sitting to save money. I own a professional, licensed and insured pet sitting business. Too many sad stories of families returning from vacation to sick and injured pets!! 000
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026…and from this day forward I will never not consider this 010
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Me: ordering 12 days early Same pharmacy: we can’t accept your rx request because it’s too soon to refill 040
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026That can’t possibly work. It would be destroyed by the acids. Marketing liars! 020
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Oops, shudda had them push you so they would be exhausted! 100
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 26/03/2026My neurosurgeon prescribed pain meds as 1-3 tabs up to every 4 hours as needed. BCBS Regence wouldn’t approve saying they only allow 1 tab per 4 hours. 😡 I guess they are my surgeon now. 110
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Dang, my Honda doesn’t have that and I, no lie, spent 3 hours sitting under a gas station awning waiting for help before just a great guy helped me out. Apparently there is a “special tool” to put it in neutral but Honda parts didn’t know what I was talking about. 🤦♀️ 000
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 16/03/2026We are speaking to it but we are not heard because he is taking control of the media. We are stuck on a runaway train and our screams have no bearing. We hear you and you can’t hear us. 010
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 14/03/2026“There’s my cutie patootie! Are you lonely? You want to play feathers?” 010
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Nah, she just did such a terrific job that he’s creating a new job in a new agency for her to further her skill set… nothing to see here 000
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026True. Sadly but very true! Thanks for saving my life. ❤️ 000
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Or, hear me out, the nation could collectively have the biggest party ever by turning the speech into a drinking game. I drink per every “greatest ever” and “huge”. 🤦♀️ 211
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Maybe it will decrease the average intelligence so more poor choices will be made? 010
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Bright orange powdered cheese and only use butter, no milk, and 3/4 of the noodles. Since you asked 020
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Mentally preparing for surgery in 4 days by eating my weight in chocolate. 000
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hard years. You raised them right just keep reiterating your family values…in the car is best if kept short! 010
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026That would be on the list of ‘not safe for women to drink’ 000
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026My daughter has always had very long hair so it was her job to pull the plug up in the bath tub and deal with all the hair. I heard her bribing her brother to do it for $5. When he asked what exactly is he looking for…she said “it looks like a squirrel”. He was all IN! Haha, boys! 🤷♀️ 010
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Is that supposed to be his come hither sexy face? But wearing a minion outfit makes it not….or just not? 000