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Misha Luxure

@mishaunplugged.bsky.social
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#Historian 🌎 | #Gamer 🎮 | Unabashed #Liberal 🫏 | #MtF 🏳️‍⚧️| Pronouns: She/Her 🙋‍♀️ | #BlackLivesMatter ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽| #TST 😈| #Polyamorous ❤️♾️ | #Pansexual 🏳️‍🌈 | #Brat

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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Compliance is death, don't let fascists win.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If you’re on EBT, you have my deepest sympathy for what is happening. Fuck Trump. www.cbpp.org/research/foo...
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Republican SNAP Proposals Could Take Food Away From Millions of Low-Income Individuals and Families | Center on Budget and Policy Priorities
Prominent Republican lawmakers and conservative think tanks have proposed cuts and other harmful policy changes to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program that could gain traction in Congress th...
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The “Fuck it, we ball,” inside of us needs to burn brighter than the “Fuck this shit, I’m out,” inside us.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
>Be me. >Get annoyed about the TikTok ban. >Attempt to doom scroll. >"Fuck."
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Clerk at the corner store: “Do you want a bag?” Me: “No, none of my dates are that ugly.”
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Random thought from your favorite random THOT: MILF, it does your body good.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Random thought from your favorite random THOT: Why do hotdogs come in packages of 12 when only 10 fit in my ass?
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A poem, untitled, by me: Swiggity swooty, I’m bored at work and wanna see your booty.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’m not wife material or girlfriend material, I’m grippy sock hotel material.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Dear Conservatives, We add new genders every time you complain. Love, Me
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Last night was fucking dumb. I was stuck at work, bored, and looking cute… and nobody called me a good girl! This is bullshit. #selfie #transwoman #transgirl #sfw #sfwselfie #workselfie #trans #collar #lgbtq #lgbt
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This is one of those IYKYK things, but Mr. Pierre just made my night. 🖤💖
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’ve officially been told that if I get called in on my days off, I’m not to come in unless I’m reasonably close to a work shirt. I can’t imagine why. #spankme #kink #fetish #bdsm #kinky #mistress #domme #brat #submissive #master #dominant #dominatrix
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
So, I created an X account to ask Grok some questions, then I got banned. XD
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
If you have a man, tell him I said shut up.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Random thought from your favorite random THOT: So, let me get this straight. There is… Locktober No Nut November Destroy Dick December and nothing for January? Damn.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Just a friendly reminder, if you’ve played with yourself thinking of me, you owe me a like/repost.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I was joking when I suggested this, but I just #Dommed a #Submissive into buying me #furniture. I did not expect my day to take this turn. #bdsm #femdom #findom
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I had someone suggest I look into Domming professionally. Um… Ngl it’s looking better than my current job. #domme #dominatrix #bdsm #kink #fetish #submissive #swer #sexwork #sexworker #sexworkisrealwork
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Fuuuuuuck. I mentioned tonight that I don’t really celebrate #Christmas. I got asked if I’m #pagan. I heard “peggin’”. Like, if I’m into #pegging. Awkward….
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Did you ever notice how women’s shampoo is marketed like, “Milk and honey infused to leave your hair full bodied, luxurious, and gently cleaned like nature intended.” But, men’s shampoo is like, “5-in-1! Shampoo, body wash, engine degreaser, insect repellent, and lighter fluid! It’ll get ya laid!”
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Most of my customers are Trump supporting Boomers. I’m going to start randomly playing the #Grindr notification sound at work just to see how many check their phones. 😈
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The primary reason I avoid fist fights: If someone pulls my hair in a fight, I’m afraid I’ll orgasm.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Random thought from your favorite random THOT: So, it’s cool when ballets advertise The Nutcracker, but I get weird looks for telling a guy he should have CBT?
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Ancestors, hear my plea. Send me a partner with a big booty; so that we can crush the patriarchy.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I find it interesting that ANTIFA and Black Lives Matter groups can peacefully protest in the street and Republicans paint them as "domestic terrorists". But a group of Republicans violently storm the capitol building and they're labeled "patriots". The GOP can kiss my satin-spangled ass.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Random thought from your favorite random THOT. Suuure, when someone says, “We’re trying for a baby,” it’s cute and endearing. When I reply, “That’s cool. I like getting nutted in too,” I get called lewd.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Went shopping earlier and had this exchange: Another shopper realizing she’s blocking the aisle as I’m trying to exit: “Are you coming out?” Me: “Girl, I came out years ago!”
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Yes, #Maine specifically. 😊
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My horrible late night thought: “You better not cry, you better not pout; Dang it, Bobby I tell you what…”
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
*Southern #BDSM* That’s right. Now go pick a #switch.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Hey, #kinksters, help me prove a point that most of us are #gamers too. What’s the last #game you played? #kink #kinky #fetish #fetishes #brat #dom #domme #sub #submissive #bdsm
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Today a friend of mine learned that calling me beautiful and a #goodgirl makes me go speechless. #transwomanthings #praisekink #transgirlthings
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I finally got some actual work clothes. I don’t know if I like it or not. #workselfie #transwoman #sfw #selfie #amicute #transgirl #sexyornah
A selfie of a brunette transwoman dressed in a blue polo shirt with dark glasses.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Random thought from your favorite random THOT: If you're going to take Plan B, do it from a PEZ dispenser. That way you can heal your inner child while also making sure you're not having another inner child.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I realized last night that I'm having an issue with something. Every now and then, I just want to #cuddle with someone. Just to feel held. No sexual things need to happen, sometimes I just want to be #spooned with and #snuggled. #touch ismy #lovelanguage
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I’m not complaining about living in a small town, but there are so few openly LGBTQ+ people in my day-to-day life. It l lifts my mood to be somewhere I can quickly look around and see at a glance that there’s a large number of #LGBTQ+ people near me. I #loved having that moment yesterday
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Mom: When will you settle down and get married? Me: I don’t think I need marriage to love someone. But if the right person comes along sure. Maybe a lavender marriage given politics are these days. Mom: Lavender’s a lovely color but you really should pick wedding colors once you’re engaged.
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Circe Andromeda @circeandromeda.satan.social · 05/12/2024
Deny, defend, depose
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Me: Oooh, Spotify wrapped! Spotify: Yep, you’re definitely queer.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Canon Event Unlocked: Being femme presenting and attracted to women has generated a carabiner. #femmepresenting #femmenonbinary #sapphic #girlswholikegirls #canonevent #carabiner #fempresenting
A black and chrome carabiner set on top of 2 high-viz work gloves.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I don’t care who you are, you’re never too grown up for a slushee.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m getting tired of dating cis-men in Maine. Every date goes the same way, you dig through eight inches of Carhartt for five inches of dick.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Whoville celebrating Christmas means there was a Who Jesus and I can't stop imagining what kind of insane, seussical, contraption they would have had to crucify people.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Generally good advice: Monster energy drinks are bad for you. Me: Yeah, and so are angry women with tattoos and colored hair. But fuck it, they both make for fun times.
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Show up to work like this, with tits like these, and still get called “sir”. Wtf? Do I need to show up in a bikini to get called a woman?
Transwoman, brunette, in a purple polo shirt, wearing glasses, with a disappointed expression
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I technically am. I have friends with benefits but I’m not dating anyone. #poly #polyamorous #ngl #dating #lovelife #rusingle
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I like this trend 💗 1 like = 1 piece of Misha lore
Selfie of a brunette trans-woman, wearing eyeglasses, a key lanyard, and a t-shirt
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I’m not saying that if you’re poly you’re also into DnD, but the Venn diagram is a circle. #polyamory #poly #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #geek #gamer #polyamorous #gaymer #venndiagram #iykyk
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Misha Luxure @mishaunplugged.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Incoming #rant: If you’re not into #transwomen that’s fine. If you’re not into 🍆, that’s fine too. But don’t date me, knowing I’m #trans & haven’t had surgery there, only to tell me that you never want sex because you’re afraid to see my 🍆. I know I’m not everyone’s type, but you’re 34. Grow up.
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