Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026And we will do so with a song on our lips and dancing feet. Our prosecution of these monsters will be swift but fair. The truth will burn the wicked. 000
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tonight I had a hankering for chicken and dumplings. Nailed it! Even better than my mom's. 010
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just checking to see if my phone is properly synced up to my new Bluetooth keyboard. Hot Damn! Now I can make snide remarks twice as fast. No more arthritic thumbs tripping over each other. 020
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry, but Gatsby had better taste in interior design. 020
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Really painful when you teach American History from 1877 to the present, and you realize you lived through almost half of it. 150
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am betting on Bronze Age collapse, but it still could represent the Neo-Assyrians. 000
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My husband had half of his scalp shaved for surgery to remove two tumors, and he didn't mind looking like a character out of Stephen Cranes "Red Badge of Courage." But when his hair fell out b/c of radiation therapy, he freaked out. Now his hair is back, but curly. Congrats on your regrowth l. 000
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Rats, I missed it. On the up side, last night I pan-fried some salmon fillets and got a perfect crust on them 000
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I lost a dog who broke out and ran after another dog, but was hit by a car. I opted for combined cremation because he wanted to be with other dogs. 150
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You have to win something before you get a triumphal arch, shit for brains. No, the FIFA Peace doesn't count. 011
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I still have many of the things my grandfather brought home from serving in Siberia in World War I, including lots of photos and a piece of hardtack. 000
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026And this is different from today's ruble how? 000
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Universities never seem to have sufficient administrators and vice presidents of such and such and so they are willing to pay top dollar. Don't get me started on the football staff. 3340
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Professor, I want to make sure you know that you and I share the same opinion about crypto. My remark was aimed at the Farage statement about the billionaires expecting nothing in return for their investments (bribes). 100
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And if you buy that, you most likely will buy crypto. 101
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The passive voice at work. It removes the blame. It works for car accidents and Civil Rights protests, among other things. Calling it the exonerative tense makes beautiful sense. Keep up the good work. 010
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If only there was some helpful aid to help people in the future crack the code. 010
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey, it's not like he named it "Lake Trump." Oh shoot, I might have given him an idea. 000
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comElissa Slater's Hilarious Spit TakeALT: Elissa Slater's Hilarious Spit Take 020
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I reached a weird milestone today: the remaining mortgage on my home is less than my remaining student loans. Mathematically, the mortgage keeps going down because of the large payments. But because my student loan repayments are thankfully relatively small, the amount keeps going up. 110
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026How to use AI in my class: look for suggestions for spelling and grammar of work you have already written yourself. Otherwise, no. 110
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Please, whoever is holding the ace of spades, take a trick for humanity. 160
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026While staying at an Airbnb in Alaska, I found that moose snot can be a real problem and must be cleaned off the windows immediately. 1101
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Scratch any of these pro-Israel fanatics, and you will eventually find they are only pro-Israel when it suits their needs. 010
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This is normalization: anything that isn't exactly like your group is abnormal and consequently wrong. 010
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you want to see the true impact of data centers, drive north on Highway 28 between I-66 and Highway 7 in Northern Virginia.You drive past Dulles Airport. However, what used to be farmland and open space is now crammed full of data centers. If you knew the area before, now it's unrecognizable. 000
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The confidence of a great painter astounds me. I have some lithographs of watercolors by William Russell Flint, and the surety of his brush strokes makes them look like oil paintings. No do overs. 000
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Greatest example until "Project Hail Mary." 000
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My good friend's mother made wedding cakes to make ends meet. To make the cakes level, she had to trim lots of cake before putting on the frosting. They toasted the trimming s with butter, and that was breakfast some mornings. He hated cake 010
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Name on the ballot, head on a platter, whatever. 020
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Although, in a serious case, you might want to try Merle Haggard's "the stuff." His wife used to make it before recording sessions: maple syrup, lemon juice, and Tabasco sauce. Legendary. 010
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Remember what Dolly threatened to do to Dabny Coleman in "9 to 5"? Just what this bozo deserves. 020
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I would love to hear your beginnings of archaeology class. Tonight my students hear about Mesopotamia and Egypt. More importantly, they are assigned to watch your End of the Bronze Age lecture this week. 010
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Because of cancer, my husband currently must use a wheelchair. The twelve steps from our front door to the street keep him prisoner. A trip to the doctor is a $300 cost just for the labor and transport. He sees himself as useless and a drain because that was the message inculcated by society. 130
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hounds are the best. Lovely personalities and very social. It is that over the top prey drive that gets them in trouble. 050
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026How to adjunct: Thursday evening you are told that one of your classes is being given to a full timer. Friday morning you are given a class at a different campus, but taught on Zoom. Friday afternoon you find out the textbook is not in stock. The class starts Monday. Yes, the answer is always yes. 120
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Maybe they could visit some museums, or better yet, the National Archives so they can learn why their presence in D. C. Is so wrong. 120
Professor Misha @mishagriffith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Only a true psychopath and narcissist would delight in having their stalker within inches of them at all times. 060
Reposted by Professor MishaChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 19/08/2026Nah, I can’t be convinced this was death by suicide. Black people do not lynch themselves from trees, and the fact that these cases have been dismissed so quickly without thorough investigation is telling. 31670872728