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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤

@mischaeliot.com
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🖋Author of Romance with a Twist💘 ⚙Jill of Many Skills💻 🦎Dragon Lady 🐉 🌱Plant Momma🌾 🐺Lover of Wolves💝 💋She/Her🧷

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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 02/09/2026
Chapter Nine for All Access Pass coming (hah) tomorrow! mischaeliot.com/quicklinks/ In multiple places! (Haaahaha)
“I’ve seen that office. The only way she wouldn’t see you is if you were under his desk.”
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 21/08/2026
All Access Pass is a smutty af serial that my brain told me I had to write instead of what I planned to write, so I followed it down the smutty path and I keep getting told how HOT it is... Available on Patreon, Ream, and Substack. mischaeliot.com/quicklinks/
All Access Pass Story Quote: his hand slides up my stomach and settles around my throat. He holds me there, anchoring me with his grip.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 10/07/2026
Chapter One of All Access Pass introduces Sabine, Vaughn, and The Intern. 😈
Chapter One of All Access Pass introduces Sabine, Vaughn, and The Intern. 😈
He wraps his arms around my neck and wispers in my ear, "Whatever you say, Daddy."
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 10/07/2026
In case you missed it, one of the yummmmmmiest books of all time is available in ebook and paperback! www.amazon.com/dp/1997726343 Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe by @oleanderplume.bsky.social No need to sit there like a needy slut, get your copy now!
Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe - Prophecy, Queer Joy, Interdimensional Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Found Family, Space Pirate Polycule, Consent Kings, Himbo Sunshine x Sexy Virgin Nerd, I can never  love you x You're Mine, Everyone's hot for the villain, Squirrel Mafia (Seriously)
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 03/02/2026
When people say nice things about your book. 😵😭🥰 www.amazon.com/dp/B0DBGN17C7
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 03/02/2026
When they say nice things about your stories. 😭🥰🤯😘🥳 mischaeliot.com/when-you-sub... Thank you, @posychurchgate.bsky.social
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 02/12/2025
... and Ream! reamstories.com/page/lh4u93e...
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 02/12/2025
And Patreon... www.patreon.com/posts/144902...
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 02/12/2025
Because She Hates Me (first seen in Chemical [se]X 2: Just One More is available on Substack. One bad date, one leather-clad rescue, and a box of chocolates that is definitely not safe for work. open.substack.com/pub/mischael...
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 07/10/2025
Excuse me? How dare you.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 02/10/2025
I thought this was a joke but Hellmanns has it on their site.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 26/09/2025
Threads is bombarding me with cats. I implore you to do the same here. I don't currently have a feline overlord. I cannot have one at this time. Strays are welcome if they need food, water, or safety. Here's a dragon.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 05/09/2025
Obligatory Dragon Photo.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 05/09/2025
I'm also reading The Artisan Author which I received by backing his Kickstarter. It comes out in November. I highly recommend. It’s an eye-opener on the history of Rapid Release and how you can do things differently. www.amazon.com/Artisan-Auth...
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 03/09/2025
I raise you two good girlies and a judgmental dragon.
Two dogs sleeping peacefullyA judgmental bearded dragon
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 31/08/2025
Dear Writers, Don't Quit Your Daydream mischaeliot.substack.com/p/dear-write...
coffee mug saying 'don't quit your daydream' and scone
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 31/08/2025
As do mine!
Red begonias
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 30/08/2025
Watching White Fang with my girlies today... and writing smut.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 15/08/2025
After decorating the travel laptop, I can probably never take it in public again. 😅
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 14/08/2025
When the sun is like sorry, we close in 5 minutes. Lol
Sun peeking from behind pine trees
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 03/08/2025
Don't quit your daydream
Coffee and scone
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 29/05/2025
Finally finished the OSU afghan for my son-in-law. 🥳
Ohio State University AfghanOSU afghan folded with crocheted bow
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 17/05/2025
Dwight says heeeey.
Dwight the Beardie
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 28/02/2025
Currently making an OSU afghan for my son-in-law. 🥰
OSU afghan in progress
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 27/01/2025
Dear fans of books featuring dragons. You can have your very own dragon! They just don't come with their own wings... 😅 #FourthWing
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 27/01/2025
When you don't realize you hit Scroll Lock and Excel is not complying.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 26/01/2025
Can I get a request for How to Bathe Your Dragon added to the How to Train Your Dragon series, please?
Dwight inspects the drain to make sure it's secure. Dwight wading into the deep end.And now Dwight basks in all the glory of being clean.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 22/01/2025
-8° feels like -19° Who authorized this!?
Dean saying I can't
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 20/01/2025
Or crochet. I've been crocheting again, and it's fun. I can see the finished project. It reminds me of progress, not perfection. It helps being creative in something while healing from burnout. This usually helps remind me I'm almost back to weaving stories again.
Cute little octopus tree ornament I crochetedBig bulky afghan I crocheted with tutti fruti big twist yarn.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 10/12/2024
Chilly night calls for hot pink hibiscus tea, dark chocolate shortbread cookies (provided by the amazing @drjauthor.bsky.social), and a warm crochet project.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 02/12/2024
Dwight feels like turtling, and I might be jealous.
Bearded dragon (Dwight) inside the hidey rock which makes him appear like a turtle when his head is peeking out.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 25/10/2024
@oleanderplume.bsky.social heeeeeyyyy there cutie! Wanted to be your first official welcome! ❤️😘 Here is a photo of Dwight pretending to be a turtle.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 18/10/2024
Dwight looking regal tonight... #DragonLady #BeardedDragon
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 16/10/2024
Looking for other #beardeddragon people. I am caring for my daughter and son in laws beardie because with two dogs and a baby, he wasn't getting enough attention. I had been thinking about possibly getting a reptile, and keeping him in the family is perfect.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 16/10/2024
Step 3: dragon?
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 15/10/2024
Reminding Dwight to eat his veggies because they're hiding his favorite wiggly mealworms.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 15/10/2024
Perfect addition to Midnight Margaritas for Witchy Season.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 05/10/2024
Don't be suspicious... dooooont be suspicious
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 26/09/2024
I'm not sure who follows me on Instagram, but if you don't, you're missing out on my new semi-permanent house guest, Dwight. #DragonLady www.instagram.com/mischaeliot/
happy bearded dragon posing before he dives into his nutritious breakfast
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 25/09/2024
Anyone else have a robe featuring Alice in Wonderland?
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 24/09/2024
Finally soaking in the tu . The same soak I've been wanting to do for at least a month. Things are finally calming down, and I decided to take care of me tonight. May have put slightly too much "sweat it out" Pursoma in the bath... I am definitely hawt. 🥵🥵🥵
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 13/09/2024
One of my favorite people snapped this pic last night after setting up their travel tray. Later on, they gushed about how engaging the story is and how long it's been since they've wanted to keep reading a book. 🥰 #CardsOfPassion #AmReadingRomance
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 08/08/2024
Happy Birthday to my partner in smut, @drjauthor.bsky.social And Happy Book Birthday, too! Want to get my friend a gift? Grab a copy of Shadows & Silhouettes! www.amazon.com/gp/product/B... #CardsOfPassion #BookBirthday #HappyBirthday
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 28/05/2024
Available now on Amazon! #TheFictionWritersSexualityGuide #KindleUnlimited www.amazon.com/Fiction-Writ...
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 05/05/2024
The Multi-Tasking Queen Drops a Few Balls! I'm expecting puns in the comments... mischaeliot.substack.com/p/the-multi-...
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 14/04/2024
It's 79 outside. So, obviously, I am, too. 🥺❤️🥰
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 20/03/2024
Them: every day is a disaster. 🤬 Me: embrace the chaos! Welcome to Aries Season!
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 25/02/2024
feel like I'm being watched 🥺
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 21/02/2024
My break is almost over and I worked through much of it but hey at least I'm comfortable.
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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤 @mischaeliot.com · 17/02/2024
Sending you some cold, some snow, a fucked up pine tree, and love. XoXo
Snowy day with a pine tree that has been horribly trimmed incorrectly and may someday fall from being top heavy.
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