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@mirrorz.bsky.social
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Artist. Former Farker. Vintage toy collector. I have a few cats, and I post shit sometimes. I'm virtually and physically invisible. Don't follow me if you bought a blue checkmark on twitter when dipshit bought it.

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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 9h
Ok, so that's the last time I order from Big Bad Toy Store since they charged so much for shipping AND then use Amazon Delivery when I already pay Amazon a ridiculous amount of money for their "free" shipping. Marked shipped 2 days ago. Guess I should have just ordered this GIJoe from Amazon...
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I guess if the fcc still exists then Shane McGillis just cost SNL some money. Lol
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For caturday, this is Dart (Dartagnan). He's a stray that showed up a couple months ago and we just had neutered. He'll be up for adoption soon. He apparently likes Columbo whistling on tv.
Siamese cat sitting on my garage floor outside of a cat carrier.Siamese cat sitting on the couch while my wife sits on the floor in front of him watching Columbo reruns on tv.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I found Nugget as a weeks-old kitten out here 6 years ago. (~150miles from home) I think this feral chonk i saw today must be one of his siblings. He was catching grasshoppers and birds to survive.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He only goes outside for supervised yard time. He disappeared for 2 seconds and had already climbed on the roof of the truck.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I forgot about the Mr. T cartoon.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's the little things in life that help. Took a screenshot after upvoting/thumbs upping/whatever the fuck it's called on youtube.
My upvote was number 666 on Clutch's latest video the day it premiered.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just took out the trash and a possum unexpectedly shot up out of the outside trash can in full comedic fashion. It was like a hissing Jack in the Box covered in melted, freezer-burnt ice cream that my wife threw out this morning.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man, I do not appreciate lip synching "musical guests" on SNL.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stopped at a walmart and checked the GIJoe situation. I don't know who I need to contact about getting one of these displays (on top) when they are done with it. #toysky #actionfigures
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Should I buy a HOMELESS DESPOT JOSHDUMBOGROBAN (most people don't know joshdumbogroban has a B in it) or an animated SPIRIT ALIEN? Just kidding I cannot afford any of this.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Name one other thing that happened in Leonard Part 6 that doesn't involve Bill Cosby riding off a building on an ostritch/emu. You can't because everyone who watched it got roofied.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Might be a bit much to take in but take a wild fucking guess on what didn't actually apply when I tried to buy a digital album from Scamazon. Ai is trash and needs to die.
Tried to use my accumulated Digital Rewards toward buying a Digital Album as stated in my email. The AI bullshit assistant says I can't but when I copy and paste the email text in, it says I can. I couldn't. Got charged full price as no credits applied and I immediately canceled the order.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There needs to be a way to rate Amazon on a transaction; not the product but the company itself because their shipping time are never accurate. Guaranteed overnight, by 10:00am and it finally shows up 1, 2 WEEKS later. Don't need the materials any more as the job I needed it for is long gone.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Noticed an increase in Ai slop on youtube. Nearly everything showing up in my feed now is pure crap. False information, and entire videos that are ai generated. This account links to a "kathleen" on instagram but is attempting to capitalize on the home inspection trend with a fake guy.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Noticed everyone who pulls up at the asshole drug dealer's house across the street from my in law's house puts on a certain color baseball cap depending on the weekday. It was black caps today before they knock at the side door. (Blue yesterday) Take it off as they leave. Super obvious dopehouse.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Saw a llama at a thrift store last night. Didn't buy it.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hasbro is on crack. This Nemesis Enforcer(Immortal) was released in October of 2024 and I'm just now getting an email about his "debut." #toysky #GIJoe
Email blast screenshot stating " Watch out for Nemesis Immortal!

He is the dread that stands behind you in the dark and dares you to turn and face him! The Cobra-La Soldier makes his G.I. Joe Classified Series debut." 

This action figure was already released 2 years ago.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ebay is so scammy. The Mission Brazil Team were a Toy's R Us exclusive set of GIJoes in '86. More rare so you'll see so many fakes out there now. This is one of the worst I've seen and clearly people are being duped by it. I tried reporting it as counterfeit but ebay has useless ai moderation.
Listing for a GI Joe Mission Brazil Team Wetsuit. It's an original turquoise/aqua colored version of Wet suit poorly hand-painted to resemble the real thing. (Real color pokes through by the eye mask.)Close up detail of this counterfeit Wet suit poorly hand painted to resemble the real thing. Brush strokes are visible and colors are wrong.My actual original Brazil Team GIJoes from 1986. Wetsuit on the right is molded in silver/gray plastic; not painted.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Minimum Underdrive
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Latest haul of action figures. Someone was kind enough to give up their remaining childhood GIJoe collection. I never had a Snakeyes v1.5 and I only recently got a Zarana V1. My original Zarana was a V1.5. Just have to snap those glue seals on zartan and zandar to replace their O-rings.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Much of my original GIJoe action figure collection came from trading with other kids in the 80s so I didnt always get all of the accessories or file cards. This is my first time seeing the Dreadnok's file cards that were just given to me a few days ago. Tom, Dick and Harry ...really? Damnit, Larry.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The stray cat super highway that I built is experiencing a minor backup. All east & west bound traffic patterns will be abruptly diverted to a southern exit until further notice.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Looking through my old Xbox external drive and forgot about this. I didn't do anything other than donate money to Toejam & Earl: Back in the Groove but they put my name in the credits. Just felt nice to be included.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
White Zombie's "Make Them Die Slowly." I didnt own a cd player yet but a friend bought it for my birthday thinking it was another new White Zombie cd in 1992. It wasn't; it was their 1989 album. Just learned they recorded this 3 different times with the final being the worst sounding recording too.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Saw this album at a thrift store. This dude has never played a guitar before. Holding it upside down/lefty. Didnt buy it but their music is all keyboards and drum machines so that tracks.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Man, I do not remember this Pac-Man cartoon existing. It's really, really ...bad.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A. I didn't know Sectaurs had been remade. B. They were on the clearance rack for $8 at Walmart. (Only one left) I vaguely remember this action figure line in the 80s. #toysky
Sectaur action figure marked down to $8 from $24.98.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Paid my credit card bill that just came in today and was already late. Also forgot about all those emergency vehicle repair bills earlier in the month. Fuuuuck
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I occasionally accidentally click an old twitter link in my shortcut bar next to this one and it took me to a maddox link which in itself wasn't bad but then I see shitheads like this in comments just out in the open on there. Musk should be waterboarded for eternity for enabling this garbage.
Profile screenshot of a racist piece of trash on twitter who has a verified blue check and was commenting on old friend's post.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Anyone else seen these bullshit ai slop chuck norris billboards in their area? Never been to a Cane's but that seems insane to use a dead actor's likeness for your entire ad campaign.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Really enjoying the insane The Onion's Real Infowars theme song evolution. The Infowars elf is no longer made of cartoon and now horace the horse is on the same path. Horace: youtube.com/shorts/-B4_z... Elf 2: youtube.com/shorts/sp3NT... Elf 1: youtube.com/shorts/a2Ia_...
youtube.com
InfoWars Elf Has a Right to Exist
YouTube video by InfoWars
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Anyone want to track Mitch McConnell's movement months ago on the flock camera systems? Check the traffic going to and from his houses and see if any of his vehicles pop up at any hospitals or rehab centers they claim he's been to. Hell, just follow his wife's activity.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hasbropulse is having a "power day sale" but I just picked up a GIJoe Sci-Fi action figure I didn't already have from Scamazon instead using their "coupon." #Yojoe #toysky
Screenshot from Hasbropulse.com showing Sci-Fi being on sale for $19.99 instead of $24.99.Screenshot from Amazon showing Sci-Fi being on sale for $21.24 with the list price being $27.99 ($3 more than HasbroPulse) but clicking the coupon you get it for $14.86.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just got finished watching BobbyFingers' newest video, went to leave a comment and then this shit happened. There was no nudity in the video other than a 100year old painting in the background of his diorama. So sick of ai's grip on everything.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So many of the same heads in the wig section of this beauty shop i got dragged into.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I avoid using Ai Slopmachines because it steals from great artists & it's actively taking work away from me too. Today a client asked me to create a whole new "ai photo library" for them because they don't want to pay a photographer to update their ~10yr old marketing image library. I've declined.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bobson Dugnutt
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Added the final missing 1983 GI Joe action figure into my cases tonight and had to rearrange every case as it bumped everyone over one slot. I bought a silver pads Grand Slam with the JUMP pad about a month ago so he finally went in. #GIJoe #toysky #actionfigures
1982/83 and some 1984 GIJoe action figures visible in my homemade display cases. Silver pads version of Grand Slam wouldn't feel any different than the red pads version but it's something I've tried to buy numerous times in the past 40 years and it just never happened. My fifth case is filled with a few 1993-1994 figures plus a mix of random non-ARAH Gijoes. The second row has a 1998 Gung-Ho followed by 1998 Testshots of Gung Ho, Breaker, General Hawk, and Ace. The bottom row is 4 Black Major knock-off GI Joes and two original 1986 BATs that I resin-cast replacement parts for a few years ago. Close up of my 1989 figures that shows I had to modify and remove part of a cell to get Stalker V2's kayak to fit in there.1984 and 1984 GIjoes. I have double Snake-Eyes V2 and 1.5 Listen N Fun Tripwires. (bright orange figures) The half figure was missing a leg, crotch piece and head. I recast the leg and crotch using an original 1983 tripwire for a mold and just replaced the head with an extra 1983 Tripwire head. I tried to cast the head in clear resin to but the entire face had an air bubble trapped in the mold so the face was just gone. Looked pretty creepy.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hasbropulse just re-released the botched Range Viper action figure drop from years ago and it sold out instantly again. #toysky #GIJoe
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Before you stop taking Cyclospora, talk to your doctor if you experience symptoms of stomach slippage, bubble guts, intestinal yelling, colon gurgle, watery-ass, or a general case of the morbs.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hey google, Are the cartoon-costumed sex freaks Hornt-Up for Jimothy?
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I SAW A TURTLE
Small tortoise wandering around the driveway at an empty rent house across the street from me. Never seen it before. Wandered up and down the driveway, ate patches of grass and then walked into the neighbor's flower bed. Vanished after that.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Second wave of Operation Recall action figures just came in. The original 80s GIJoe team and Carson from 3DJoes made some cool stuff. 5 new figures. (4 carded, 1 boxed "mail away") #toysky #yojoe
Wave 2 of Operation Recall figures: Rotello, Bengal, Sol Eagle, Bear Claw and boxed Mortifero V2.Wave 2 of Operation Recall figures: Rotello, Bengal, Sol Eagle close up views Wave 2 of Operation Recall figures: Bengal, Sol Eagle, and Bear Claw close up detail views.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you really wanted me to believe this hostage-style photo of McConnell with today's paper is real, maybe you could have posted a full HD video online like anyone with a modern smartphone can do instantly.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Challenge of the Go-Bots was even worse than I remembered. Apparently old cartoons are playing on the local over the air dementia support channels now. #toysky
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham died yesterday but will he resurrect 3 days later? Everyone should wait outside their closets to see if he fabulously re-emerges.
Screenshot of ET coming out of the closet.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I keep forgetting i have to access Bluesky through a browser with uBlock running to kill the state mandated 3rd party age verification i don't trust. The app itself is dead for me now. The data centers being built aren't just for ai; they are for police state implementation.
Age verification popup if i attempt to use the bluesky app itself.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rot in Piss, you spiteful little shit gibbon. Lindsay Graham was a vile and repugnant person who helped regress the country back toward the worst of times.
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mirrorz @mirrorz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don't video at concerts anymore because nobody will ever watch that again anyway, but this set piece was cool to see going up so I snapped a few pics earlier tonight.
Hatebreed concert stage before the band played. There's a giant inflatable warrior dual wielding maces behind the drum kit in front of the band's backdrop curtain.Hatebreed concert stage AFTER the band played. There's a giant inflatable warrior dual wielding maces behind the drum kit in front of the band's backdrop curtain. Roadies are taking the stage apart in the foreground.
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